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  • Heratio Christofison
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Jul 2010
    • 55

    #76
    Re: Hello I'm new and wanted to say a few things...

    Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
    Colossians 3:8 But now ye also put off all these; anger, wrath, malice, blasphemy, filthy communication out of your mouth.

    Your blasphemy of the Lord Jesus Christ will not be tolerated here.
    billy the holy spirit is kickin from me heart that which I cant controll at times.. the jeysus in me unleash it fury upon unbeliver of christ all mighty!!!

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    • Heratio Christofison
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
      • Jul 2010
      • 55

      #77
      Re: Hello I'm new and wanted to say a few things...

      Originally posted by Sister Charli View Post
      I think I need to learn Alabamanese to understand what went on there.
      yewr more than well cum to come ere sister I've got a spare matrass in me room for ye to sleep...

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      • Sister Charli
        True Christian™
        True Christian™
        • Jun 2010
        • 1590

        #78
        Re: Hello I'm new and wanted to say a few things...

        Originally posted by Heratio Christofison View Post
        yewr more than well cum to come ere sister I've got a spare matrass in me room for ye to sleep...
        You gotta be kidding.

        Daddy would NEVER allow that.

        I have not ventured past Perth (Western Australian Capital city) yet.
        2 Chronicles 7:14
        14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land Australia.

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        • John Creeser
          Warning: In case of Rapture, this account will be unmanned.
           
          • Aug 2009
          • 7248

          #79
          Re: Hello I'm new and wanted to say a few things...

          Originally posted by Heratio Christofison View Post
          billy the holy spirit is kickin from me heart that which I cant controll at times.. the jeysus in me unleash it fury upon unbeliver of christ all mighty!!!
          THAT'S ENOUGH!!! Blasphemer!! I've tried to save my eyes and avoid reading your ...whatever that is you're trying to write. But to spell Jesus wrong?
          -Every young man's battle - PORN AND MASTURBATION![/SIZE]
          -DISOWN your ATHEIST children - just like this good mother did!!

          -FINALLY!! Some rights for the rapists!!
          -There is no such thing as animal abuse!!
          -Pregnancy through RAPE is a GIFT from God
          -Keep the Fags out of the Boy Scouts!!
          -WIVES!! Stay in your abusive relationship!

          STOP, DROP & ROLL DOESN'T WORK IN HELL!!!!


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          • AshBee
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            • Jul 2010
            • 26

            #80
            Re: Hello I'm new and wanted to say a few things...

            I say if Lisa wants to be a Lesbian and spread the word, let her. I'm sure being Lesbian doesn't change the words you are spreading at all. And thank you Jeremiah. Sister Charli, I hope you know that Heratio was being a pervert when he asked you to "cum".

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            • Levi Jones
              Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
              Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
              Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
               
              • Jul 2009
              • 13930

              #81
              Re: Hello I'm new and wanted to say a few things...

              Originally posted by AshBee View Post
              I say if Lisa wants to be a Lesbian and spread the word, let her. I'm sure being Lesbian doesn't change the words you are spreading at all. And thank you Jeremiah. Sister Charli, I hope you know that Heratio was being a pervert when he asked you to "cum".
              Why won't you just stop being gay? What is wrong with you?
              Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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              • Brother V
                True Christian™ Nitric Oxide
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 3481

                #82
                Re: Hello I'm new and wanted to say a few things...

                Originally posted by AshBee View Post
                I'm a straight up Christian, Jesus all the way. I've gave my heart to the lord when I was 5 years old, when I started to understand about the word. I've been a Christian for 14 years and counting.

                My Grandmother is a 2nd generation minister at our church also.

                Just wanted to tell you that before you think I'm a Christian basher or against God.

                I am a lesbian myself and I will stick up for it. But children aren't raised a certain way, they only live by your mistakes.
                I'd like to take some time to address some of the statements in your introduction.

                1. You gave your heart when you were 5.

                At age 5, you are in no position to give your life to anything. Accepting Jesus as your LORD and personal saviour(r) is an adult thing to do. Why would your parents allow you to make such a decision? Did they let you drive a car, drink alcohol, have sex at that age?

                You may have thought that you became a christian at age 5, but you didn't. I'll even give you the benefit of the doubt, and actually believe that you could read and comprehend a bit of what you read at age 5 (even though most 19 year olds today didn't learn to read until well after age 5). Jesus is smart enough to know that you aren't smart enough to accept him as your saviour at age 5. You aren't a christian. You haven't been one since age 5.

                2. Your grandmother is a 2nd generation minister at your church.

                This is in direct violation of scripture. If you read 1 Corinthians 14:34, you'll see that.

                You may ask why a woman can't be the head of a church? (It's the same reason a woman shouldn't be president).

                If she's not in charge in her own house, then she shouldn't be in charge of anyone else's house (especially Jesus' house).

                If a person is told to make dinner and do laundry, she shouldn't be the one telling people how to get to heaven.

                Unless your grandmother only instructs the women (in very few areas), she's violating more of God's commandments as expressed in Titus 2.

                3. You claim to not be against God.

                Actions speak louder than words. And your words aren't very loud. You attend a "church" that has a woman pastor.

                4. You claim to be a lesbian.

                Well, it's not surprising. You grew up in a female dominated society. Any church that has a woman pastor is probably going to have an inordinate amount of lesbians. Since the girls grew up thinking that women could be anything they wanted.

                I'm going to go out on a limb and guess that your grandmother has never given a sermon on what the Bible (KJV1611) says is a woman's role.

                Later, you claim"

                Originally posted by you
                It just didn't feel right to me to be with a man
                Satan makes bad things feel good, and right things feel bad. Why do people take drugs? Because it makes them feel horrible or because it makes them feel good?

                If we all did what we felt was right, I'd probably go out binge drinking every night, go to concerts of all sorts of evil God hating bands, sleep with various women, round the corners of my head, and smoke cigarettes all day long.

                Thankfully, I know the difference between right and wrong.

                "If it feels good, do it" isn't in the Bible.

                YIC
                V
                Judges 9:21 And Jotham ran away, and fled, and went to Beer, and dwelt there, for fear of Abimelech his brother.

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                • AshBee
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                  • Jul 2010
                  • 26

                  #83
                  Re: Hello I'm new and wanted to say a few things...

                  You flagged me for attempting to force the homersexural lifestyle? There's nothing forceful about anything that I said. I was simply sticking up for it. Unlike you where you try to force people into being just like you. I'm not for it, I am an individual that loves to praise God. I'm gay just like you are straight, it comes naturally. There is nothing wrong with me, I am in the right path and walks with the Lord. I'm sorry if you see something wrong with that.

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                  • Levi Jones
                    Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                    Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                    Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                     
                    • Jul 2009
                    • 13930

                    #84
                    Re: Hello I'm new and wanted to say a few things...

                    Originally posted by AshBee View Post
                    You flagged me for attempting to force the homersexural lifestyle? There's nothing forceful about anything that I said. I was simply sticking up for it. Unlike you where you try to force people into being just like you. I'm not for it, I am an individual that loves to praise God. I'm gay just like you are straight, it comes naturally. There is nothing wrong with me, I am in the right path and walks with the Lord. I'm sorry if you see something wrong with that.
                    It's God who has a problem with your deathstyle choice. As it has been explained to you repeatedly, you can't be gay and be a Christian.

                    Your church can't appoint female ministers and still be Christian.

                    They're God's rules. Not ours.
                    Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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                    • AshBee
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                      • Jul 2010
                      • 26

                      #85
                      Re: Hello I'm new and wanted to say a few things...

                      Originally posted by Brother V View Post
                      I'd like to take some time to address some of the statements in your introduction.

                      1. You gave your heart when you were 5.

                      At age 5, you are in no position to give your life to anything. Accepting Jesus as your LORD and personal saviour® is an adult thing to do. Why would your parents allow you to make such a decision? Did they let you drive a car, drink alcohol, have sex at that age?

                      You may have thought that you became a christian at age 5, but you didn't. I'll even give you the benefit of the doubt, and actually believe that you could read and comprehend a bit of what you read at age 5 (even though most 19 year olds today didn't learn to read until well after age 5). Jesus is smart enough to know that you aren't smart enough to accept him as your saviour at age 5. You aren't a christian. You haven't been one since age 5.

                      2. Your grandmother is a 2nd generation minister at your church.

                      This is in direct violation of scripture. If you read 1 Corinthians 14:34, you'll see that.

                      You may ask why a woman can't be the head of a church? (It's the same reason a woman shouldn't be president).

                      If she's not in charge in her own house, then she shouldn't be in charge of anyone else's house (especially Jesus' house).

                      If a person is told to make dinner and do laundry, she shouldn't be the one telling people how to get to heaven.

                      Unless your grandmother only instructs the women (in very few areas), she's violating more of God's commandments as expressed in Titus 2.

                      3. You claim to not be against God.

                      Actions speak louder than words. And your words aren't very loud. You attend a "church" that has a woman pastor.

                      4. You claim to be a lesbian.

                      Well, it's not surprising. You grew up in a female dominated society. Any church that has a woman pastor is probably going to have an inordinate amount of lesbians. Since the girls grew up thinking that women could be anything they wanted.

                      I'm going to go out on a limb and guess that your grandmother has never given a sermon on what the Bible (KJV1611) says is a woman's role.

                      Later, you claim"



                      Satan makes bad things feel good, and right things feel bad. Why do people take drugs? Because it makes them feel horrible or because it makes them feel good?

                      If we all did what we felt was right, I'd probably go out binge drinking every night, go to concerts of all sorts of evil God hating bands, sleep with various women, round the corners of my head, and smoke cigarettes all day long.

                      Thankfully, I know the difference between right and wrong.

                      "If it feels good, do it" isn't in the Bible.

                      YIC
                      V

                      Brother V...you are in no place to say I have not given anything to the lord. There's no right or wrong age to give yourself over. I just happened to give myself to him when I was 5...there's no problem there. And my Grandmother, before you start bashing...joined in with the group of pastors at the church. Yes, there are youth pastors, adult pastors, and elders that spread the word of God, we don't see them as a male or female pastor. We're not that close-minded. And it's sad that you compare Lesbianism to drugs. That's like comparing being straight to drugs. I'm Methodist, I was wondering why there was so much negativity...this is a Baptist website.

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                      • Brother V
                        True Christian™ Nitric Oxide
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 3481

                        #86
                        Re: Hello I'm new and wanted to say a few things...

                        Originally posted by AshBee View Post
                        Brother V...you are in no place to say I have not given anything to the lord. There's no right or wrong age to give yourself over. I just happened to give myself to him when I was 5...there's no problem there. And my Grandmother, before you start bashing...joined in with the group of pastors at the church. Yes, there are youth pastors, adult pastors, and elders that spread the word of God, we don't see them as a male or female pastor. We're not that close-minded. And it's sad that you compare Lesbianism to drugs. That's like comparing being straight to drugs. I'm Methodist, I was wondering why there was so much negativity...this is a Baptist website.
                        When one knows the difference between right and wrong (which 5 year olds don't) that's when one can make the decision.

                        You are a lesbian, you still don't know the difference between right and wrong (as expressed in the Bible). If you do know the difference and continue to choose wrong, then God will continue to not choose you.

                        God sees a difference between men and women, that's why there are special rules for men and women. Your church would do good to learn those differences.

                        Now, if you'd like to repent of your sinful ways, and change your attitude; then I'm sure God will listen to you.

                        YIC
                        V
                        Judges 9:21 And Jotham ran away, and fled, and went to Beer, and dwelt there, for fear of Abimelech his brother.

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                        • Jo Freddie
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                          • Apr 2009
                          • 6339

                          #87
                          Re: Hello I'm new and wanted to say a few things...

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                          • AshBee
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                            • Jul 2010
                            • 26

                            #88
                            Re: Hello I'm new and wanted to say a few things...

                            Unsaved Trash speaking nonsense? How can that be Levi? I was saying that I walk with the lord since I was 5 and explained how my Grandmother can be a pastor. There's something wrong with you to think that it's nonsense. Brother V, I chose to do that at the age of 5 and progressed in the years passing. How dare you say that a church would do good to learn those differences. We're all God's children, that's how we see it and I'm sure Baptism teaches you differently but don't think that we're all taught the same way. We follow God, nothing else should matter. God does listen to me, he answers my prayers and he continues to bless me and I thank him everyday for doing so.

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                            • Brother V
                              True Christian™ Nitric Oxide
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 3481

                              #89
                              Re: Hello I'm new and wanted to say a few things...

                              Originally posted by AshBee View Post
                              Brother V... And it's sad that you compare Lesbianism to drugs. That's like comparing being straight to drugs.
                              As to this point, there are some people in the world who are more genetically predisposed to many things.

                              Obese people have a tendency to come from obese families, gluttony is a sin. There are skinny people in fat families, the skinny people just have to try harder.

                              Some people are more genetically predisposed to nicotine use. Those people aren't all smokers, some of them have managed to not smoke.

                              Some people with mental disorders (like bi-polar) are actually more likely to use/abuse ecstasy. That doesn't mean that they have a right to go out and take those drugs.

                              You are claiming you are predisposed to like women. The Bible (KJV1611) says that's a sin.

                              How is it unfair to compare you doing something (that the Bible says is wrong) to something someone else does, when you both claim the same predisposition to it?

                              YIC
                              V

                              Look Brother Levi even posts something about people who are crazy being predisposed to marijuana use as we were having this discussion.
                              Last edited by Brother V; 07-22-2010, 09:18 PM. Reason: added link
                              Judges 9:21 And Jotham ran away, and fled, and went to Beer, and dwelt there, for fear of Abimelech his brother.

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                              • TheLordSavedMe
                                A young lady servicing the Lord
                                True Christian™
                                • Jun 2009
                                • 579

                                #90
                                Re: Hello I'm new and wanted to say a few things...

                                Originally posted by AshBee View Post
                                All of her posts, since I just read them
                                Hi AshBee!

                                You seem like you're almost Christian, and that's waaayyyyyyy better than most of the new people who post here.

                                But you also say that you're a lezbo, and that's bad, God doesn't like lezbos 'cuz girls can't get each other pregnant and God loves Christian babies!

                                Also, lezbo sex is just sooooooo gross!! How could put your mouth "down there" on another girl, that's where pee comes out!!!

                                Tammi


                                Girls, do you have embarrassing "problems" with your down there parts like I used to?
                                Reverend Jim Osborne can help!



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