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  • Brother V
    True Christian™ Nitric Oxide
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 3481

    #91
    Re: Hello I'm new and wanted to say a few things...

    Originally posted by AshBee View Post
    Brother V, I chose to do that at the age of 5 and progressed in the years passing. How dare you say that a church would do good to learn those differences. We're all God's children, that's how we see it and I'm sure Baptism teaches you differently but don't think that we're all taught the same way. We follow God, nothing else should matter. God does listen to me, he answers my prayers and he continues to bless me and I thank him everyday for doing so.
    Did you finally get a pony?

    I can dare say a lot, you'd be surprised.

    We are not all God's children. Most people in the world, are of the world. Are you of the world? Lesbianism isn't of God, it's of the world.

    You should just drop the charade of christianity. Surely, you are torn every time you go to church/read the bible/pray, knowing that your lifestyle is something expressly prohibited by the LORD.

    Do you pray for forgiveness?

    Do you pray for forgiveness when you commit sins with another woman?

    Do you pray each time?

    If not, christianity just isn't the thing for you. That's fine. We understand that not everyone who thinks they are saved is saved. We understand that not everyone wants to be saved. Many people like sinning too much to be saved. We understand.

    You should just drop the facade of christianity and be yourself. A christian is not what you are, we get it. Go on, have your fun. Just realize that God doesn't approve of what you do.

    You may think he made you that way, and he may have. If he did, it was just to see how you'd react to the desires in your heart, as opposed to your desire in your soul.

    Jesus isn't the thing for you. That's fine, he's not for everyone. Otherwise he wouldn't have allowed people to be born in countries where they can never hear the Word of the LORD and be saved. He makes some people be born, just so they can go to hell.

    You, he made to want to be with women. You gave in. You continue to give in. Jesus isn't for you.

    Move on. Perhaps wicca is the religion for you. They seem to like empowering women.

    When you decide to give up on your lifestyle, and want to have an everlastinglifestyle, come back and see us, and we can try to work with you to get over what you want; and get you what you need.

    YIC
    V
    Judges 9:21 And Jotham ran away, and fled, and went to Beer, and dwelt there, for fear of Abimelech his brother.

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    • AshBee
      Unsaved trash
       
      • Jul 2010
      • 26

      #92
      Re: Hello I'm new and wanted to say a few things...

      Originally posted by TheLordSavedMe View Post
      Hi AshBee!

      You seem like you're almost Christian, and that's waaayyyyyyy better than most of the new people who post here.

      But you also say that you're a lezbo, and that's bad, God doesn't like lezbos 'cuz girls can't get each other pregnant and God loves Christian babies!

      Also, lezbo sex is just sooooooo gross!! How could put your mouth "down there" on another girl, that's where pee comes out!!!

      Tammi

      Thank you but I AM Christian. Not almost, I am bound to God and only him. And as far as having sex with another girl, I plan to wait till marriage. Just like it's for you to wait to have sex until marriage. My future baby will be in fact a Christian baby. Pee comes out of peepees too, mind you.

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      • Levi Jones
        Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
        Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
        Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
         
        • Jul 2009
        • 13930

        #93
        Re: Hello I'm new and wanted to say a few things...

        Originally posted by AshBee View Post
        Unsaved Trash speaking nonsense? How can that be Levi? I was saying that I walk with the lord since I was 5 and explained how my Grandmother can be a pastor. There's something wrong with you to think that it's nonsense.



        What denomination of church do you go to? Do you even profess to follow the Bible?

        Brother V showed you what the Bible says about allowing women to preach in churches. I showed you that you can't be gay and be a Christian.

        Why isn't this getting into your skull?
        Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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        • TheLordSavedMe
          A young lady servicing the Lord
          True Christian™
          • Jun 2009
          • 579

          #94
          Re: Hello I'm new and wanted to say a few things...

          Originally posted by AshBee View Post
          Thank you but I AM Christian. Not almost, I am bound to God and only him. And as far as having sex with another girl, I plan to wait till marriage. Just like it's for you to wait to have sex until marriage. My future baby will be in fact a Christian baby. Pee comes out of peepees too, mind you.

          But how are you going to get a baby if you're lezzing out all the time??? And you can't marry another lez, that's in the Bible and everything!

          And duhh, I totally know that both guys and girls pee, I'm not stupid!

          But mouth stuff (grosss!!!!) is all girls can do, since they don't have a "thing" down there like guys do, right?

          I've heard lezbos talk about "going down" on each other at work, and it practically gives me a stomach ache just listening to them talk about it!


          Tammi


          Girls, do you have embarrassing "problems" with your down there parts like I used to?
          Reverend Jim Osborne can help!



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          He is the Rock, his work is perfect: for all his ways are judgment: a God of truth and without iniquity, just and right is he. Deuteronomy 32-4

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          • AshBee
            Unsaved trash
             
            • Jul 2010
            • 26

            #95
            Re: Hello I'm new and wanted to say a few things...

            Originally posted by TheLordSavedMe View Post
            But how are you going to get a baby if you're lezzing out all the time??? And you can't marry another lez, that's in the Bible and everything!

            And duhh, I totally know that both guys and girls pee, I'm not stupid!

            But mouth stuff (grosss!!!!) is all girls can do, since they don't have a "thing" down there like guys do, right?

            I've heard lezbos talk about "going down" on each other at work, and it practically gives me a stomach ache just listening to them talk about it!


            Tammi
            I didn't say you were stupid. And there are ways to get a baby. I can marry another woman, it's legal where I'm at. I believe that when two people are in love, they can get married. And same sex marriage isn't interfering with the opposite sex marriage. And oh I'm sure you'll go down on your future husband at one point or another. It's natural for you, just like it'd be natural for me not to be with a man. And I'm sorry you get to hear about it at work, I get to hear about sex all the time in college...it's just nature.

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            • Billy Bob Jenkins
              Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
              About as Straight and Manly as you can get
              Hates anal sex. And trees.
              True Christian™
              • May 2010
              • 8337

              #96
              Re: Hello I'm new and wanted to say a few things...

              Originally posted by AshBee View Post
              I didn't say you were stupid. And there are ways to get a baby. I can marry another woman, it's legal where I'm at. I believe that when two people are in love, they can get married. And same sex marriage isn't interfering with the opposite sex marriage. And oh I'm sure you'll go down on your future husband at one point or another. It's natural for you, just like it'd be natural for me not to be with a man. And I'm sorry you get to hear about it at work, I get to hear about sex all the time in college...it's just nature.
              There is nothing natural about sodomy -by definition! Sodomy is unnatural sex of any kind. How is stuffing your mouth full of someone's raunchy genitalia natural? For Hannibal Lecter maybe.
              The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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              • Pastor Ezekiel
                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                 
                • Sep 2006
                • 78556

                #97
                Re: Hello I'm new and wanted to say a few things...

                Originally posted by AshBee View Post
                I didn't say you were stupid. And there are ways to get a baby. I can marry another woman, it's legal where I'm at. I believe that when two people are in love, they can get married. And same sex marriage isn't interfering with the opposite sex marriage. And oh I'm sure you'll go down on your future husband at one point or another. It's natural for you, just like it'd be natural for me not to be with a man. And I'm sorry you get to hear about it at work, I get to hear about sex all the time in college...it's just nature.
                Watch your filthy rug-munching mouth, pervert. This is a Christian forum.
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                • AshBee
                  Unsaved trash
                   
                  • Jul 2010
                  • 26

                  #98
                  Re: Hello I'm new and wanted to say a few things...

                  Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                  Watch your filthy rug-munching mouth, pervert. This is a Christian forum.
                  You watch YOUR filthy mouth. Going around calling people rug-munchers and a pervert. Sorry if I think that sex is something to do after marriage, that's all I really put in plain text. And for that I'm a pervert? Good call.

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                  • TheLordSavedMe
                    A young lady servicing the Lord
                    True Christian™
                    • Jun 2009
                    • 579

                    #99
                    Re: Hello I'm new and wanted to say a few things...

                    Originally posted by AshBee View Post
                    I didn't say you were stupid. And there are ways to get a baby. I can marry another woman, it's legal where I'm at.
                    OMG!?! Where do you live, Sweden or something? You type like you're an American almost!

                    Originally posted by AshBee View Post
                    I believe that when two people are in love, they can get married. And same sex marriage isn't interfering with the opposite sex marriage.
                    Yeah it is! It makes real marriage the same thing as marrying your dog or a tree or your car or something like that! Also, it's against God and the Bible!

                    Originally posted by AshBee View Post
                    And oh I'm sure you'll go down on your future husband at one point or another. It's natural for you, just like it'd be natural for me not to be with a man.

                    GROSS!!!



                    NO I WON"T!!! THAT kind of "stuff" is for whores and gays and french people!!!


                    Originally posted by AshBee View Post
                    And I'm sorry you get to hear about it at work, I get to hear about sex all the time in college...it's just nature.
                    God made nature, so we should only do what God says, and He says men should marry women and that they should only do sex to make babies!!!


                    Tammi


                    Girls, do you have embarrassing "problems" with your down there parts like I used to?
                    Reverend Jim Osborne can help!



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                    He is the Rock, his work is perfect: for all his ways are judgment: a God of truth and without iniquity, just and right is he. Deuteronomy 32-4

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                    • Pastor Ezekiel
                      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                       
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 78556

                      #100
                      Re: Hello I'm new and wanted to say a few things...

                      Originally posted by AshBee View Post
                      You watch YOUR filthy mouth. Going around calling people rug-munchers and a pervert. Sorry if I think that sex is something to do after marriage, that's all I really put in plain text. And for that I'm a pervert? Good call.
                      Listen up "Ms" degenerate: I am commanded to rebuke you in God's Holy Name by Jesus Himself! GET THEE HENCE!!
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                      • AshBee
                        Unsaved trash
                         
                        • Jul 2010
                        • 26

                        #101
                        Re: Hello I'm new and wanted to say a few things...

                        Originally posted by TheLordSavedMe View Post
                        OMG!?! Where do you live, Sweden or something? You type like you're an American almost!



                        Yeah it is! It makes real marriage the same thing as marrying your dog or a tree or your car or something like that! Also, it's against God and the Bible!




                        GROSS!!!



                        NO I WON"T!!! THAT kind of "stuff" is for whores and gays and french people!!!




                        God made nature, so we should only do what God says, and He says men should marry women and that they should only do sex to make babies!!!


                        Tammi

                        I'm pretty sure I type better than you. I live in Canada, where it is legal to marry the same sex. And a human being can't be compared to a car or an animal silly. Also, being gay is a male sin. And "that" kinda stuff is for people who are in love and married.

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                        • TheLordSavedMe
                          A young lady servicing the Lord
                          True Christian™
                          • Jun 2009
                          • 579

                          #102
                          Re: Hello I'm new and wanted to say a few things...

                          Originally posted by AshBee View Post
                          I'm pretty sure I type better than you. I live in Canada, where it is legal to marry the same sex. And a human being can't be compared to a car or an animal silly. Also, being gay is a male sin. And "that" kinda stuff is for people who are in love and married.
                          I don't think I should talk to you anymore, since your not a Christian. You're trying to talk me into doing all sort of gross stuff and I bet you want to "do" things to me too.

                          I've heard those girls at work talk and they do stuff like EVERY NIGHT!!! So I KNOW that lez girls are totally into sex 24/7.

                          Please don't try to convert me anymore!

                          Tammi


                          Girls, do you have embarrassing "problems" with your down there parts like I used to?
                          Reverend Jim Osborne can help!



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                          He is the Rock, his work is perfect: for all his ways are judgment: a God of truth and without iniquity, just and right is he. Deuteronomy 32-4

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                          • AshBee
                            Unsaved trash
                             
                            • Jul 2010
                            • 26

                            #103
                            Re: Hello I'm new and wanted to say a few things...

                            Originally posted by TheLordSavedMe View Post
                            I don't think I should talk to you anymore, since your not a Christian. You're trying to talk me into doing all sort of gross stuff and I bet you want to "do" things to me too.

                            I've heard those girls at work talk and they do stuff like EVERY NIGHT!!! So I KNOW that lez girls are totally into sex 24/7.

                            Please don't try to convert me anymore!

                            Tammi
                            Don't flatter yourself too much there, hun. I am Christian and I'm sorry you think I'm trying to convert you...but I'm really not. It's really you guys that are trying to convert me. I'm simply just sticking up for who I am. And not all girls/lesbians are like the ones that you work with.

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                            • Brother Snapper Grogan
                              True Christian™
                              True Christian™
                              • May 2010
                              • 608

                              #104
                              Re: Hello I'm new and wanted to say a few things...

                              Originally posted by AshBee View Post
                              God will be my child's father.
                              This is beginning to sound dangerously Satanic to me. I don't think it's Jesus's tallywhacker that's being invited in.
                              What's your operating system? Windows ? OS X ? Mine's JesOS!

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                              • AshBee
                                Unsaved trash
                                 
                                • Jul 2010
                                • 26

                                #105
                                Re: Hello I'm new and wanted to say a few things...

                                Originally posted by Brother Snapper Grogan View Post
                                This is beginning to sound dangerously Satanic to me. I don't think it's Jesus's tallywhacker that's being invited in.
                                God is all of our fathers, have you not accepted him as your father and savior?

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