I previously made an introduction thread but soon after I had an accident and have been in hospital for a long time, so I was unable to check up on it. I decided to make a new one since I missed out on any replies to the first introduction!
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Stikes me that God smote you lightly, as your original introduction would have been inadequate.Originally posted by Taylor View PostI previously made an introduction thread but soon after I had an accident and have been in hospital for a long time, so I was unable to check up on it. I decided to make a new one since I missed out on any replies to the first introduction!
Tell us more of yourself, your church, how many sons you have, the verse of the Bible that guided your life and what horrible sins you have committed.
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Sorry, I'm not sure what "stikes" means?Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View PostStikes me that God smote you lightly, as your original introduction would have been inadequate.
Tell us more of yourself, your church, how many sons you have, the verse of the Bible that guided your life and what horrible sins you have committed.
I don't have any sons, my local church is St John's Abbeygate Church, and I don't think I've committed any sins that are too horrible in my 20 years on this planet so far!
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So then you're a papist?
This is a Christian forum. Why are you here?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Another Accident? God is trying to tell the boy something!Originally posted by Taylor View PostI previously made an introduction thread but soon after I had an accident and have been in hospital for a long time, so I was unable to check up on it. I decided to make a new one since I missed out on any replies to the first introduction!sigpic 1 Chronicles 16:15
Be ye mindful always of his covenant; the word which he commanded to a thousand generations ... an everlasting covenant.
Proverbs 30:5,6: Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.
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You may not think sinning is that horrible, but God does.Originally posted by Taylor View PostSorry, I'm not sure what "stikes" means?
I don't have any sons, my local church is St John's Abbeygate Church, and I don't think I've committed any sins that are too horrible in my 20 years on this planet so far!
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Do you remember your previous user name or did the "accident" cause a knock to the head?Originally posted by Taylor View PostI previously made an introduction thread but soon after I had an accident and have been in hospital for a long time, so I was unable to check up on it. I decided to make a new one since I missed out on any replies to the first introduction!
2 Chronicles 7:14
14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will healtheir landAustralia.
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1 John 1:8-10 (King James Version)
8If we say that we have no sin, we deceive ourselves, and the truth is not in us.
9If we confess our sins, he is faithful and just to forgive us our sins, and to cleanse us from all unrighteousness.
10If we say that we have not sinned, we make him a liar, and his word is not in us.
That sure is interesting, you really sound Christian..Originally posted by Taylor View PostSorry, I'm not sure what "stikes" means?
I don't have any sons, my local church is St John's Abbeygate Church, and I don't think I've committed any sins that are too horrible in my 20 years on this planet so far!

If I were you I'd start popping out some sons pronto. That is if you don't want God to smite you more forcefully and turn you into a retarded.
Ah, as we're talking about God choosing whether or not to smite you - are you a married man, Taylor?6A woman came up to me the other day, 12/6/2016 and said:
"But Mr. Winner, if GOD loves everyone then why is there so much suffering in the world?"
Because GOD doesn't love everyone. Too many people have this absurd idea in their heads that GOD is all loving.
If he was all loving, then murderers, thieves and homosexuals would be waiting for you in Heaven.
GOD doesn't open his gate to just anyone. Being a True Christian™ is like a Queue Jump ticket at Disney, we are guaranteed a ride with JESUS.
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Then why do you have a boys name? You are trans-sexyal fag?Originally posted by Taylor View PostHuh? I only had one accident. And I'm a girl hahaha6A woman came up to me the other day, 12/6/2016 and said:
"But Mr. Winner, if GOD loves everyone then why is there so much suffering in the world?"
Because GOD doesn't love everyone. Too many people have this absurd idea in their heads that GOD is all loving.
If he was all loving, then murderers, thieves and homosexuals would be waiting for you in Heaven.
GOD doesn't open his gate to just anyone. Being a True Christian™ is like a Queue Jump ticket at Disney, we are guaranteed a ride with JESUS.
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Pardon?Originally posted by WinnerNotSinner View PostThen why do you have a boys name? You are trans-sexyal fag?
Taylor Momsen Female
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Originally posted by Jo Freddie View PostThere has never been a woman Tailor, the truth is it's hard to trust women with important items such as expensive suits - they could do a whole number of things wrong.Originally posted by Reliable SourceThe meaning of the name Taylor is: Tailor. Surname. Originally used as a male name.
Taylor IS a mans name, exclusively. I think most girls who have the name Taylor had wise parents who were hoping for a boy but God saw fit to punish them. Good woman names could be Jane or May, or Phebe orMaryLaura.6A woman came up to me the other day, 12/6/2016 and said:
"But Mr. Winner, if GOD loves everyone then why is there so much suffering in the world?"
Because GOD doesn't love everyone. Too many people have this absurd idea in their heads that GOD is all loving.
If he was all loving, then murderers, thieves and homosexuals would be waiting for you in Heaven.
GOD doesn't open his gate to just anyone. Being a True Christian™ is like a Queue Jump ticket at Disney, we are guaranteed a ride with JESUS.
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That link for Tailor is en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tailor So I know you have lost the argument if you hare having to resort to using THAT PLACE to back up your feeble case.
At first glance, Wikipedia appears above board. Its clever name is a play on the word encyclopedia, implying an unimpeachable and unbiased compilation of information. But like other salacious websites, Wikipedia is a haphazard collection of opinions subjectively presented as fact. It uses mostly unidentified people to submit ideas on any topic of their choosing, and rather than utilize professional fact checking, Wikipedia posts information and relies on corroboration from other random Internet posters.
In fact, in its quest to make a profit and gain notoriety, Wikipedia appeases special interest influences by selectively presenting information that corresponds with their motivations. Wikipedia 'editors' spin these ideas to create a skewed version of reality that drastically varies on a day to day basis. To maintain this monopoly on misinformation, Wikipedia unilaterally determines when it has 'enough' content and "locks" it so that no other additional information - even powerful alternatives that prove inaccuracy - is considered to contest the fallacious version.Posted via Pasta
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The girl's name Taylor, also used as boy's name Taylor, is pronounced TAY-ler. It is of Middle English and Old French origin, and the meaning of Taylor is "tailor; to cut". Occupational name. Made popular due to characters named Taylor on the soap operas "The Bold and the Beautiful", "All My Children", and "Melrose Place".
Taylor has 3 variant forms: Tahlor, Tailor and Tayler.
Baby names that sound like Taylor are Talora and Tyller.
Taylor is a very common first name for women (#805 out of 4276) and also a very common last name for both men and women (#10 out of 88799). (1990 U.S. Census)Posted via Pasta
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Usually I wouldn't advise using wikipedia, because it's biased and controlled by atheists, but as I'm just DEFINING a word I didn't think you'd be so nit picky.Originally posted by Jo Freddie View PostThat link for Tailor is en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tailor So I know you have lost the argument if you hare having to resort to using THAT PLACE to back up your feeble case.
At first glance, Wikipedia appears above board. Its clever name is a play on the word encyclopedia, implying an unimpeachable and unbiased compilation of information. But like other salacious websites, Wikipedia is a haphazard collection of opinions subjectively presented as fact. It uses mostly unidentified people to submit ideas on any topic of their choosing, and rather than utilize professional fact checking, Wikipedia posts information and relies on corroboration from other random Internet posters.
In fact, in its quest to make a profit and gain notoriety, Wikipedia appeases special interest influences by selectively presenting information that corresponds with their motivations. Wikipedia 'editors' spin these ideas to create a skewed version of reality that drastically varies on a day to day basis. To maintain this monopoly on misinformation, Wikipedia unilaterally determines when it has 'enough' content and "locks" it so that no other additional information - even powerful alternatives that prove inaccuracy - is considered to contest the fallacious version.
6A woman came up to me the other day, 12/6/2016 and said:
"But Mr. Winner, if GOD loves everyone then why is there so much suffering in the world?"
Because GOD doesn't love everyone. Too many people have this absurd idea in their heads that GOD is all loving.
If he was all loving, then murderers, thieves and homosexuals would be waiting for you in Heaven.
GOD doesn't open his gate to just anyone. Being a True Christian™ is like a Queue Jump ticket at Disney, we are guaranteed a ride with JESUS.
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