[John Creeser]

Re: Landover

*sigh* SO many homer humping hub cap stealing crack heads as of late.

Bless you True Christians for at least giving him a chance at Salvation, but I am just not feeling it for this one. He's a Godmocker, and nothing more.

Enjoy satan's cheese steak Dicky

[Warner S. Davidson]

Re: Landover

Even I repent and agree to tithe? I've found it a lot of fun over the years to mock god and indulge in perverted sexual practices but as one gets older one fears death and the final judgement.

I may want to repent before I die? It is not unreasonable to check out the cheese steaks in Landover prior to deciding whether to repent yet, or leave it few years until I'm older.

After all, the lure of perverted sexual practices make conversion difficult when you've still got a few years left in you. A decent cheese steak and it might be worthwhile signing up sooner rather than later.

I've checked out other god squads but you guys are the only true christians.

Another mocker descends upon Gods Favorite Ministry(tm)

There is no place in Heaven for an ignorant, insolent homersexual, deviant blasphemer such as YOU

It is too late for you to repent.......We will be laughing at your endless screams as you are eternally immersed in the lava flow of Hell

[Brother Snapper Grogan]

Re: Landover

After all, the lure of perverted sexual practices make conversion difficult when you've still got a few years left in you.

You'll be wanting to be a catlick, then.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Landover

I would very much like to visit Landover. I hear the cheese steaks are pretty good. I'm having a little trouble locating it on google maps and finding out how the get there. Would somebody be kind enough to offer directions?

Do you even know what an introduction is?

You're supposed to tell us about yourself.

[SUV]

Re: Landover

Do you even know what an introduction is?

You're supposed to tell us about yourself.

Just like a God-Damned athian, this Dorky Dickens, to be so focused in on himself that he can't decide what to say about himself first!

[Brother Barnabus]

Re: Landover

Ya know Mr. Dork you're consuming oxygen that would be better served sustaining some of God's comparatively more noble creatures such as slugs and cockroaches. Why don't you locate a Wiccan site and bother those people for a while?

[sixsixsex]

Re: Landover

I like the new name "Dicky", I'm going to use that from now on. Thanks. It'll be on the cover of my next book "God is a load of bollocks". Anyone fancy a free copy by way of a thank you?

That's the best title for a book I've heard in a long while!

Ya know Mr. Dork you're consuming oxygen that would be better served sustaining some of God's comparatively more noble creatures such as slugs and cockroaches. Why don't you locate a Wiccan site and bother those people for a while?

Why on Earth would you think he would bother the Wiccans? I find him rather amusing, in a good way, not in the sad way I find the rest of you amusing.

[Brother Snapper Grogan]

Re: Landover

Anyone fancy a free copy by way of a thank you?

Yes, please! As many as you can send.

I've run out of toilet paper.

[Sister Charli]

Re: Landover

and firelighters