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  • Hillary Clinton
    Unsaved trash
    • Aug 2010
    • 15
    #1

    Hello christians!

    My name is Hillary Clinton and I was born on October 26, 1947. I am a Democrat and am going to run for the Presidential Election of 2012. I am married to former President Bill Clinton, and we have one beautiful daughter.
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    • BelieverInGod
      Fourm Member
      Forum Member
      • Feb 2010
      • 9269
      #2
      Re: Hello christians!

      What is the punishment for passing yourself off as a senator in the US? I'm not up on my American Criminal code.
      Drama queen

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        • James Dewitt
          #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
          • Jan 2010
          • 6267
          #3
          Re: Hello christians!

          Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post
          What is the punishment for passing yourself off as a senator in the US? I'm not up on my American Criminal code.
          Republican life in prison, dummycrat, congress is full of imposters. Osamba is passing him self off as a President.

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            • GOD=life
              WARNING: Do not attempt to debate. You will lose horribly.
              True Christian™
              • Jan 2010
              • 3263
              #4
              Re: Hello christians!

              It's impossible for Hellary Clint-on to sign up to this forum, because she can't answer the Biblical question.
              I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

              Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
              Matthew 7:22               Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
              Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

              Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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                • Hillary Clinton
                  Unsaved trash
                  • Aug 2010
                  • 15
                  #5
                  Re: Hello christians!

                  Originally posted by GOD=life View Post
                  It's impossible for Hellary Clint-on to sign up to this forum, because she can't answer the Biblical question.
                  The registration was done by my staff. But sometimes Bill and I read the bibel together before sleep.

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                    • Cranky Old Man
                      Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                      You kids get off his lawn!
                       
                      • Jan 2010
                      • 22374
                      #6
                      Re: Hello christians!

                      Originally posted by Hillary Clinton View Post
                      The registration was done by my staff. But sometimes Bill and I read the bibel together before sleep.
                      If you pretend to be someone smart, at least use a spell checker to replace words like bibel with Bible please. The real Hillary Clinton would let her staff do the posting as well and those guys would not make mistakes like that. They also allow the real Hillary Clinton to spend more time on her favorite activity, killing unborn children.

                      The DoF is already on your case BTW. The German police is preparing breaking down your Freiburg doors as we speak.
                      5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                      To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                      James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                        • Hillary Clinton
                          Unsaved trash
                          • Aug 2010
                          • 15
                          #7
                          Re: Hello christians!

                          Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                          If you pretend to be someone smart, at least use a spell checker to replace words like bibel with Bible please. The real Hillary Clinton would let her staff do the posting as well and those guys would not make mistakes like that. They also allow the real Hillary Clinton to spend more time on her favorite activity, killing unborn children.

                          The DoF is already on your case BTW. The German police is preparing breaking down your Freiburg doors as we speak.
                          I am a famous person, nobody have the right to speak with me in that way.
                          Im here in the Air Force One and we are flying over the German City Freiburg. Thats the reason you see my IP is from Freiburg.

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                            • BelieverInGod
                              Fourm Member
                              Forum Member
                              • Feb 2010
                              • 9269
                              #8
                              Re: Hello christians!

                              Originally posted by Hillary Clinton View Post
                              I am a famous person, nobody have the right to speak with me in that way.
                              Im here in the Air Force One and we are flying over the German City Freiburg. Thats the reason you see my IP is from Freiburg.
                              Well that's funny.....

                              Did you know the Secretary of State's agenda is available on line? Did you know you've been in meetings in the White House all day? These two things would be something Clinton would actually know. God-mocking liars are destined for hell.
                              Drama queen

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                                • John Creeser
                                  Warning: In case of Rapture, this account will be unmanned.
                                   
                                  • Aug 2009
                                  • 7248
                                  #9
                                  Re: Hello christians!

                                  Originally posted by Hillary Clinton View Post
                                  I am a famous person, nobody have the right to speak with me in that way.
                                  Im here in the Air Force One and we are flying over the German City Freiburg. Thats the reason you see my IP is from Freiburg.
                                  Get off the forum you drunkard!!!
                                  -Every young man's battle - PORN AND MASTURBATION![/SIZE]
                                  -DISOWN your ATHEIST children - just like this good mother did!!

                                  -FINALLY!! Some rights for the rapists!!
                                  -There is no such thing as animal abuse!!
                                  -Pregnancy through RAPE is a GIFT from God
                                  -Keep the Fags out of the Boy Scouts!!
                                  -WIVES!! Stay in your abusive relationship!

                                  STOP, DROP & ROLL DOESN'T WORK IN HELL!!!!

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                                    • Rev. M. Rodimer
                                      Honorary True Christian™
                                      Forum Member
                                      • May 2008
                                      • 13996
                                      #10
                                      Re: Hello christians!

                                      Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post
                                      Well that's funny.....

                                      Did you know the Secretary of State's agenda is available on line? Did you know you've been in meetings in the White House all day? These two things would be something Clinton would actually know. God-mocking liars are destined for hell.
                                      Maybe that's just a trick, and she's really secretly in Europe, preparing for Islamageddon!

                                      (I thought I just made up a new word. One with 129 Google hits. Darnit.)
                                      Bible boring? Nonsense!
                                      Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                                      You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                                        • proteastantguy
                                          Confirmed Enemy of God
                                          • Aug 2010
                                          • 488
                                          #11
                                          Re: Hello christians!

                                          Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                                          Maybe that's just a trick, and she's really secretly in Europe, preparing for Islamageddon!

                                          (I thought I just made up a new word. One with 129 Google hits. Darnit.)
                                          Maybe it just is another troll in disguise.

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