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  • #31
    Re: Sex Before Marriage

    Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
    No, it says disciples of all nations. It also says go. It doesn't say sit your butt in a pew.

    What do you think I have been doing in Mexico the last three summers? I certainly wasn't sitting around drinking all day, going to strip clubs and doing blow off of hookers' backsides!

    Once the person has rejected Jesus,

    Matthew 10 And whosoever shall not receive you, nor hear your words, when ye depart out of that house or city, shake off the dust of your feet.
    Verily I say unto you, It shall be more tolerable for the land of Sodom and Gomorrha in the day of judgment, than for that city.

    I too have done mission work in a few of the southern states for the last seven years. I'm not one for drinking, strip clubs, blow, or hookers. Where did that even come from???

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    • #32
      Re: Sex Before Marriage

      Originally posted by IHeart View Post
      It means I'm not in fifth grade grandpa. And who said I was actually having sex?? Last time I checked I'm still a virgin. I was simply asking a question.
      First you say you've been making rumpy-pumpy with your boyfriend since you were four, now you say you're a virgin. I think you're a very confused young lady.

      Perhaps you need an expert opinion. Reverend Jim has been able to help with these delicate matters in the past. You may want to contact him confidentially to seek his private assistance.
      What's your operating system? Windows ? OS X ? Mine's JesOS!

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      • #33
        Re: Sex Before Marriage

        Originally posted by IHeart View Post
        Will God hate me if I have sex with my boyfriend and we're not married, even if we've been together for over six years now?
        I can't see whether you have informed us yet whether you are male or female.

        All sex before marriage is wrong but homersexual activity is a one way ticket to Hell.

        Are you a poofter IHeart?
        2 Chronicles 7:14
        14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land Australia.

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        • #34
          Re: Sex Before Marriage

          Originally posted by Brother Snapper Grogan View Post
          First you say you've been making rumpy-pumpy with your boyfriend since you were four, now you say you're a virgin. I think you're a very confused young lady.

          Perhaps you need an expert opinion. Reverend Jim has been able to help with these delicate matters in the past. You may want to contact him confidentially to seek his private assistance.

          I have not even known my boyfriend since I was four. I think you are just a senile, old bastard who should consider scheduling an eye exam. August is national eye exam month after all, and it is apparent that you need one because you are obviously having trouble reading. I'll pray that you don't have to wait too long before getting this much needed assistance.

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          • #35
            Re: Sex Before Marriage

            Originally posted by IHeart View Post
            Will God hate me if I have sex with my boyfriend and we're not married, even if we've been together for over six years now?
            I call shenanigans. You haven't been together for six years without fornication.

            At least not with a dreamy breeder like myself.
            Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.


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            • #36
              Re: Sex Before Marriage

              Originally posted by Sister Charli View Post
              I can't see whether you have informed us yet whether you are male or female.

              All sex before marriage is wrong but homersexual activity is a one way ticket to Hell.

              Are you a poofter IHeart?

              I might be able to answer your question if I knew what a poofter was.

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              • #37
                Re: Sex Before Marriage

                Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
                I call shenanigans. You haven't been together for six years without fornication.

                At least not with a dreamy breeder like myself.
                Are you saying that you lack the self restraint to be with someone for six years without being intimate with them?

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                • #38
                  Re: Sex Before Marriage

                  Originally posted by IHeart View Post
                  I might be able to answer your question if I knew what a poofter was.
                  Sister Charli made it quite clear, a homersexual.

                  You said you had boyfriend. Now you say you are engaged.

                  Originally posted by IHeart View Post
                  I, for one, love black people. I am currently engaged to a black man. He is a hardworking, God fearing, republican. What more could one want??
                  Why are whoring yourself between these two men. How many other partners do you have.
                  Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
                  Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
                  Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
                  Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
                  Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
                  Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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                  • #39
                    Re: Sex Before Marriage

                    Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
                    Sister Charli made it quite clear, a homersexual.

                    You said you had boyfriend. Now you say you are engaged.



                    Why are whoring yourself between these two men. How many other partners do you have.

                    No I am not a homosexual. And I am not whoring myself between anyone. I was just proposed to. I accepted. My status has therefore changed. It is still the same man. Just one man.

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                    • #40
                      Re: Sex Before Marriage

                      Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
                      Sister Charli made it quite clear, a homersexual.

                      You said you had boyfriend. Now you say you are engaged.



                      Why are whoring yourself between these two men. How many other partners do you have.
                      Who said that they were two different men? She did not say that her boyfriend was not black, and she also did not say that they were not engaged. Some people simply don't like the term fiancé did you think of that? If you are a "True Christian" as you claim shouldn't you have given her the benefit of the doubt ?

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                      • #41
                        Re: Sex Before Marriage

                        Originally posted by IHeart View Post
                        No I am not a homosexual. And I am not whoring myself between anyone. I was just proposed to. I accepted. My status has therefore changed. It is still the same man. Just one man.
                        So you have just suddenly became engaged since I found out your whoring ways. I smell something very fishy.

                        Jeremiah 7:9 Will ye steal, murder, and commit adultery, and swear falsely, and burn incense unto Baal, and walk after other gods whom ye know not;
                        Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
                        Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
                        Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
                        Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
                        Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
                        Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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                        • #42
                          Re: Sex Before Marriage

                          Originally posted by cesusjhrist View Post
                          Who said that they were two different men? She did not say that her boyfriend was not black, and she also did not say that they were not engaged. Some people simply don't like the term fiancé did you think of that? If you are a "True Christian" as you claim shouldn't you have given her the benefit of the doubt ?
                          Who are you to judge. Are you one of her many lovers.
                          Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
                          Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
                          Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
                          Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
                          Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
                          Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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                          • #43
                            Re: Sex Before Marriage

                            Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
                            So you have just suddenly became engaged since I found out your whoring ways. I smell something very fishy.

                            Jeremiah 7:9 Will ye steal, murder, and commit adultery, and swear falsely, and burn incense unto Baal, and walk after other gods whom ye know not;
                            If you notice, you quoted my being engaged in your post. This should make it obvious, even to a blonde, that the engagement has nothing to do with you.

                            As for the fishy smell, has your mother talked to you about feminine care? If not, you may want to google it. It could help you with your problem

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                            • #44
                              Re: Sex Before Marriage

                              Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
                              Who are you to judge. Are you one of her many lovers.
                              I was not being judgmental. I was simply making an evaluation of her possible situation. Why do you always assume people are sleeping around? It seems to me that your self conscious is trying to pawn off your social experiences on others. Hrmmm?

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                              • #45
                                Re: Sex Before Marriage

                                Originally posted by IHeart View Post
                                I have not even known my boyfriend since I was four. I think you are just a senile, old bastard who should consider scheduling an eye exam. August is national eye exam month after all, and it is apparent that you need one because you are obviously having trouble reading. I'll pray that you don't have to wait too long before getting this much needed assistance.
                                I'm touched by your concern for my eyesight, but I get along perfectly well with my trifocals, thank you. And I am most certainly not a bastard. My parents were joined in Holy Wedlock more than a year before I was born (or so I believe - I was separated from my birth parents at a tender age.)

                                Is this concern of yours for my physical wellbeing, though, actually a reflection of concern for your own? Notwithstanding the fact that you are damned to the aeternal fires for engaging in marital congress out of wedlock, it's well-known that starting at such a tender age leads inevitably to all kinds of horrible diseases including syphilis, gonorrhoea, AIDS and the quinsy.
                                What's your operating system? Windows ? OS X ? Mine's JesOS!

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