Introduction

[Emil the Eskimo]

Hello,

My name is Emus, and I registered to this forum using the name "Emus1979", as 1979 is my year of birth. Somehow my name is changed to "Emil the Eskimo", and I would like to know why that happened? My name is Emus, not Emil, and I'm no Eskimo! I'm a Dutchman (yeah, I know....).

I'm trying to be a good Christian, although that's kinda hard in this country. The Lord puts all kinds of temptations in my way, I think to test my truth of heart and will. So far I'm happy to say I resisted most of the temptations that crossed my path... I hope...

I'm stumbled upon this website by accident, searching the internet for good Christians to communicate with. I hope I found such a place here

My favorite book of the Bible has to be Matthew, and for the Old Testament, I really like the story of Daniël in the pit of lions.

I'll be happy to answer all questions you might have, and I really want to know why my name here is changed to Emil...

Oh, and one more thing: English isn't my native language, so maybe there will be some flaws in the spelling of my posts... I'm trying my best though

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Introduction

Hello,

My name is Emus, and I registered to this forum using the name "Emus1979", as 1979 is my year of birth. Somehow my name is changed to "Emil the Eskimo", and I would like to know why that happened? My name is Emus, not Emil, and I'm no Eskimo! I'm a Dutchman (yeah, I know....).

I'm trying to be a good Christian, although that's kinda hard in this country. The Lord puts all kinds of temptations in my way, I think to test my truth of heart and will. So far I'm happy to say I resisted most of the temptations that crossed my path... I hope...

I'm stumbled upon this website by accident, searching the internet for good Christians to communicate with. I hope I found such a place here

My favorite book of the Bible has to be Matthew, and for the Old Testament, I really like the story of Daniël in the pit of lions.

I'll be happy to answer all questions you might have, and I really want to know why my name here is changed to Emil...

Oh, and one more thing: English isn't my native language, so maybe there will be some flaws in the spelling of my posts... I'm trying my best though

Emus, this place is administered by some very ill individuals, it is not their fault, they are victims of years of brainwashing. For too long have they been reading the KJV CFT. Anyone they see as different they see as a threat, with you having registered from an IP address outside of the usa they may have seen you as such a treat and tried to discourage you from taking your membership any further.

You will learn nothing of the True nature of God from them, but if you follow the links in my signature you will get a better understanding of Our Lord and creator.

RAmen

Jo.

[Lisa H]

Re: Introduction

Hello,

My name is Emus, and I registered to this forum using the name "Emus1979", as 1979 is my year of birth. Somehow my name is changed to "Emil the Eskimo", and I would like to know why that happened? My name is Emus, not Emil, and I'm no Eskimo! I'm a Dutchman (yeah, I know....).

I'm trying to be a good Christian, although that's kinda hard in this country. The Lord puts all kinds of temptations in my way, I think to test my truth of heart and will. So far I'm happy to say I resisted most of the temptations that crossed my path... I hope...

I'm stumbled upon this website by accident, searching the internet for good Christians to communicate with. I hope I found such a place here

My favorite book of the Bible has to be Matthew, and for the Old Testament, I really like the story of Daniël in the pit of lions.

I'll be happy to answer all questions you might have, and I really want to know why my name here is changed to Emil...

Oh, and one more thing: English isn't my native language, so maybe there will be some flaws in the spelling of my posts... I'm trying my best though

You should be careful of what you type. Do not blame others for your own faults and mistakes.

If you are Dutch, then why did you type in Eskimo. You must have been taking all those drugs that are in Holland.

[Jo Freddie]

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But as you can see you will learn a lot about the true nature of christians.

[Sister Charli]

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Greetings Dutchy,

Are you male or female. Are you married? How many little soldiers for Christ do you have? What church do you go to? What is your favourite pie?

I am sure you will love it here at Landover Baptist Church. After all, it is God's favourite Christian forum and he lead you here for a reason.

Praise Jesus.

[John Creeser]

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Hello,

I'm stumbled upon this website by accident, searching the internet for good Christians to communicate with. I hope I found such a place here

Boy, have you EVER!!!

Welcome friend, I was unaware of Dutch Eskimos (sounds like a chocolate bar).

Oh, and don't listen to that raving lunatic Jo Freddy. He worships a bowl of pasta. Yeah

Stick around and share the love of Jesus Christ!!

[IHate]

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You should be careful of what you type. Do not blame others for your own faults and mistakes.

If you are Dutch, then why did you type in Eskimo. You must have been taking all those drugs that are in Holland.

Yo, Blondie. I guess the fumes from the bleach must be getting to your head and effecting you eye sight. He clearly stated that his name is Emus. He tried to use his name and birth year to form his account. Shortly after joining one of the stupid admins changed it to Emil the Eskimo.

In reference to the drug use, he also mentioned that he does his best to avoid temptation. I'm pretty sure drugs are mad, mkay? That would mean using them is a sin and most likely not up this guy's alley.

[James Hutchins]

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Emil, I want to believe you but I find it extremely hard to believe that your name magically changed before you made a single post. Now if we were mormons or scientology nut cases, yeah, it would be possible. But we are not, we are True Christian™ Baptists, through and through. More likely explanation is your name really is Emil and you really are an eskimoe. God had you be honest. It is up to you continue down the soft path to True Salvation© or deviate down the broken glass strewn path to hell. Your choice. I suggest getting a KJV Bible, read it and live by the Holy words within.

[Sister Charli]

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Boy, have you EVER!!!
Welcome friend, I was unaware of Dutch Eskimos (sounds like a chocolate bar).
Oh, and don't listen to that raving lunatic Jo Freddy. He worships a bowl of pasta. Yeah
Stick around and share the love of Jesus Christ!!

Mr J.C. How's the diet going?

The only reason I ask is that your post seemed a tad food orientated.

[John Creeser]

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Yo, Blondie. I guess the fumes from the bleach must be getting to your head and effecting you eye sight. He clearly stated that his name is Emus. He tried to use his name and birth year to form his account. Shortly after joining one of the stupid admins changed it to Emil the Eskimo.

In reference to the drug use, he also mentioned that he does his best to avoid temptation. I'm pretty sure drugs are mad, mkay? That would mean using them is a sin and most likely not up this guy's alley.

*your

What's with the homer talk?

I sense a lot of anger in you. Perhaps you should seek out Brother Dirk for his anger management course. Until then, I suggest some alone time in your prayer closet.

[John Creeser]

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Mr J.C. How's the diet going?

The only reason I ask is that your post seemed a tad food orientated.

The diet is turning out to be a Divine success Sister Charli.

You can read about my update here.

Hope all is well with you.

Yours in Christ,

John

[IHate]

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*your

What's with the homer talk?

I sense a lot of anger in you. Perhaps you should seek out Brother Dirk for his anger management course. Until then, I suggest some alone time in your prayer closet.

Thank you for the correction. However, I would like to know where your infraction for being a "pointless grammar nazi" is as I received such an infraction when I did a similar thing for someone else.

Also, I see that you all use the word homer a lot. Homer is 1: a Simpsons character 2: a famous Greek poet 3: a slang term used when someone hits a homerun in the game of baseball. Words you might be looking for include, but are not limited to, fag, queer, homo, faggot, homosexual, fairy, or gay.

[Viggo B. Kristoffersen]

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Hello Emil the Eskimo

It's very interesting to hear from a real eskimo again - even though I thought that eskimos really didn't like that term because it supposingy means "eater of raw meat", actually I've heard that Inuit is the right thing to call you people, but of course it's up to you, what you want to be named.

I used to work in Greenland where quite a few eskimos live, and it was very good for me to meet these godless people, who think more of there own family than the lord - it made me realize how lucky I am, that I have found God.

What are you doing in Holland?? Are you adopted or did the tide bring your kayak in the wrong direction? I really want to know more about you, so please tell more about your life as an eskimo - you know even people from simple and sinfull cultures as yours can be saved by the all mighty.

[John Creeser]

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Thank you for the correction. However, I would like to know where your infraction for being a "pointless grammar nazi" is as I received such an infraction when I did a similar thing for someone else.

Also, I see that you all use the word homer a lot. Homer is 1: a Simpsons character 2: a famous Greek poet 3: a slang term used when someone hits a homerun in the game of baseball. Words you might be looking for include, but are not limited to, fag, queer, homo, faggot, homosexual, fairy, or gay.

Homer can also refer to the satanic poet of ancient Greece. However, here it does indeed refer to the hellbound homosexuals. As a good Christian, I try not use profanity.

As for your infraction, I can not say. Only a True Christian Pastor can hand out infractions, and I am merely a forum member presently.

[Sister Charli]

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Homer is 1: a Simpsons character .....

Jessica Simpson is certainly not a True Christian™. Does she have siblings that are homers?

(Promise not to point our your grammatical error as in Simpson's! Ssssshhhhhh! Our secret!)