[IHate]

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Jessica Simpson is certainly not a True Christian™. Does she have siblings that are homers?

(Promise not to point our your grammatical error as in Simpson's! Ssssshhhhhh! Our secret!)

It would only be a grammatical error if I were, in fact, talking about the character belonging to someone, which I was not. Adding the apostrophe indicates that the term is either a contraction or showing possession. I was doing neither. I was refering to Homer Simpson, a character in a popular cartoon on Fox.

[Sister Charli]

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It would only be a grammatical error if I were, in fact, talking about the character belonging to someone, which I was not. Adding the apostrophe indicates that the term is either a contraction or showing possession. I was doing neither. I was refering to Homer Simpson, a character in a popular cartoon on Fox.

so they are plural? And not "belonging to" fox.

[Sister Charli]

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a character in a popular cartoon on Fox.

How do foxes have cartoons? Aren't foxes just target practice? I really don't understand what you are talking about.

[John Creeser]

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How do foxes have cartoons? Aren't foxes just target practice? I really don't understand what you are talking about.

I think he was referring to a satanic animated show that lures children into a life of debauchery and sin (it portrayed Americans with oriental yellow skin even). My son came home crying about it after a "supposed" friend of his showed him. Little Luke was immediately ushered into the prayer closet where it seemed like days before he came out.

[Sister Charli]

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Oh. How terrible. I hope young Luke is OK now.

[IHate]

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How do foxes have cartoons? Aren't foxes just target practice? I really don't understand what you are talking about.

I'm sorry. I just noticed that you are not from this country. We do have foxes, yes, but Fox is a television network here. The Simpsons is a cartoon about the Simpson family. These Simpsons are real though and have nothing to do with the family of Jessica Simpson.

[Sister Charli]

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I'm sorry. I just noticed that you are not from this country. We do have foxes, yes, but Fox is a television network here. The Simpsons is a cartoon about the Simpson family. These Simpsons are real though and have nothing to do with the family of Jessica Simpson.

OK. I think I get this.

These cartoon Simpsons are real.

But the Jessica Simpson is totally unrelated and thus not necessarily real.

So .... what kind of gun/ammo do you use to shoot foxes?

[IHate]

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OK. I think I get this.

These cartoon Simpsons are real.

But the Jessica Simpson is totally unrelated and thus not necessarily real.

So .... what kind of gun/ammo do you use to shoot foxes?

Basically. In America not so much is actually real. Most things are just a big facade. People have gotten pretty good at it though. They can trick others without them even knowing.

I use a 22mag, but I don't get to hunt very often

[Sister Charli]

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Sadly in Australia we have very strict gun control. But Praise Jesus, because Daddy and I live outback in Western Australia we are allowed to legally shoot vermin, niggers and the unsaved. We recently got us this winchester lever action rifle for the foxes. Nice piece of machinery!

[Illuminati_Rep]

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Hello,

My name is Emus, and I registered to this forum using the name "Emus1979", as 1979 is my year of birth. Somehow my name is changed to "Emil the Eskimo", and I would like to know why that happened? My name is Emus, not Emil, and I'm no Eskimo! I'm a Dutchman (yeah, I know....).

I'm trying to be a good Christian, although that's kinda hard in this country. The Lord puts all kinds of temptations in my way, I think to test my truth of heart and will. So far I'm happy to say I resisted most of the temptations that crossed my path... I hope...

I'm stumbled upon this website by accident, searching the internet for good Christians to communicate with. I hope I found such a place here

My favorite book of the Bible has to be Matthew, and for the Old Testament, I really like the story of Daniël in the pit of lions.

I'll be happy to answer all questions you might have, and I really want to know why my name here is changed to Emil...

Oh, and one more thing: English isn't my native language, so maybe there will be some flaws in the spelling of my posts... I'm trying my best though

Emus, you need to cancel whatever subscription you have to this place and get out. These people ARE NOT LEGIT CHRISTIAN that are just trying to brainwash you to join their pathetic cult and take your money. Read around on some of their "rules" and such. It'll prove my point. Oh and another thing, they say God hates a lot of things and people, when in fact in hates no one. See how illegitimate they are?

[Sister Charli]

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Emus, you need to cancel whatever subscription you have to this place and get out. These people ARE NOT LEGIT CHRISTIAN that are just trying to brainwash you to join their pathetic cult and take your money. Read around on some of their "rules" and such. It'll prove my point. Oh and another thing, they say God hates a lot of things and people, when in fact in hates no one. See how illegitimate they are?

Are you going to practice what you preach? No. I didn't think so.

Illuminati came here to recruit for his cult. Be honest now!

So he tries to discredit the True Christian(tm) religion to make him look legit.

Score card ..... FAIL Mr Illumonati. Big fail.

[Illuminati_Rep]

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Homer can also refer to the satanic poet of ancient Greece. However, here it does indeed refer to the hellbound homosexuals. As a good Christian, I try not use profanity.

As for your infraction, I can not say. Only a True Christian Pastor can hand out infractions, and I am merely a forum member presently.

Wow guy. Homer was not a satanic poet. He came BEFORE the birth of Christ and BEFORE the religion of Christianity. Therefore he could not have been a satanist because they believed in the Greek Gods. Try again if you want.

[BelieverInGod]

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Emus, you need to cancel whatever subscription you have to this place and get out. These people ARE NOT LEGIT CHRISTIAN that are just trying to brainwash you to join their pathetic cult and take your money. Read around on some of their "rules" and such. It'll prove my point. Oh and another thing, they say God hates a lot of things and people, when in fact in hates no one. See how illegitimate they are?

Okay, the cult thing really gets on my nerves. If we were a true cult we would be like the false christian churches that you attend and tell you to throw your Bible out and only listen to your pastor. Instead we tell people to go away and read their Bible and come back once they know it well enough to discuss it.

You people throw around the word cult to mean "anyone who disagrees with me".

Wow guy. Homer was not a satanic poet. He came BEFORE the birth of Christ and BEFORE the religion of Christianity. Therefore he could not have been a satanist because they believed in the Greek Gods. Try again if you want.

Did he follow Christ? Did he follow the rules of the Bible? No! He sacrificed to pagan gods and wrote evil things, therefore he was satanic.

You would think a "member of the illumiati" would be smarter than this. I guess they let just about anyone in these days.

[Illuminati_Rep]

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Are you going to practice what you preach? No. I didn't think so.

Illuminati came here to recruit for his cult. Be honest now!

So he tries to discredit the True Christian™ religion to make him look legit.

Score card ..... FAIL Mr Illumonati. Big fail.

Oh no no no little girl. You got it all wrong. See this screen name here was something to try to scare this pathetic cult for the greater good. I have no connection with the actually Illuminati whatsoever. See the fact that you have such a wide knowledge of cults concerns me. This would me that you and the rest of your little so called "true christians" did some good research to make yourself a legit cult and brainwash the weak minded. Hm, now this sounds mighty familiar to the ways of the Illuminati back in 1776. Coping their methods I see. Like i told your other flunky, try again.

[Illuminati_Rep]

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Okay, the cult thing really gets on my nerves. If we were a true cult we would be like the false christian churches that you attend and tell you to throw your Bible out and only listen to your pastor. Instead we tell people to go away and read their Bible and come back once they know it well enough to discuss it.

You people throw around the word cult to mean "anyone who disagrees with me".


Did he follow Christ? Did he follow the rules of the Bible? No! He sacrificed to pagan gods and wrote evil things, therefore he was satanic.

You would think a "member of the illumiati" would be smarter than this. I guess they let just about anyone in these days.

Aw this is cute; you wanna get ripped too. Alrighty then.
Like I said before, this is a bogus screen name, I have nothing to do with them nor do I agree with them. And back to the Homer subject, HE DIDN'T FOLLOW CHRIST BECAUSE HE WASN'T THERE YET. Oh and look, I can throw some smilies in here too for ya. There ya go =D