[Deaner]

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HEY GUYS I JUST BECAME AN ex masturbato....Praise Jebus

That's great. Now start working on being an ex-retard.

[Cat o'Ninetails]

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there is a lot of quoting of the old testement going on in this thread, but the new testement directly contradicts some of that.* see acts 11:9 for an instance to compare with most of leviticus 11. (i chose that one cos i really like meat!)


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*by contradict, i intend it to mean "updates" really but couldn't think of a bettter way of saying it

[I Hate The Devil]

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You're lucky I don't kick your teeth in for accusing a True Christian of being a gearbox. How come you understand homer innuendo?

Buddy, you have a mullet, your box has more gears than a grandfather clock. As for kicking in my teeth, I guess god gives you super powers to kick through the internet. Or are you going to come find me?

[John Creeser]

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Buddy, you have a mullet, your box has more gears than a grandfather clock. As for kicking in my teeth, I guess god gives you super powers to kick through the internet. Or are you going to come find me?

Beware the DoF

[James Dewitt]

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there is a lot of quoting of the old testement going on in this thread, but the new testement directly contradicts some of that.* see acts 11:9 for an instance to compare with most of leviticus 11. (i chose that one cos i really like meat!)


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*by contradict, i intend it to mean "updates" really but couldn't think of a bettter way of saying it

Are you by chance saying that the OT no longer applies?
Do you have a Bible? If so please show me the scripture that makes that bold statement.

[Deaner]

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Buddy, you have a mullet, your box has more gears than a grandfather clock. As for kicking in my teeth, I guess god gives you super powers to kick through the internet. Or are you going to come find me?

I already know where you are you little twerp. You're thirty five, living in your parents basement eating cheetos and playing internet games. You like to masturbate to the little female forest elves in miniskirts.

[IjudgeU]

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Is there actually homosexuals here...cause I may to leave if that is the case

[Viggo B. Kristoffersen]

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hi guys cat here i thought i would introduce myself here as i am very interested in going to heaven lol well, here is a bit about me: i dont like theives / pirates and i sometimes wonder if these people have souls i do like honor and justice and glory which i think are all rather god like qualities it is my dream to one day that everyone is safe and is able to go about their business in peace and harmony i am also currently training to fly a spaceship lol so what are your feelings about spaceships? i think spaceships are coo with the lord because in genesis 11:6 the word says that "And the Lord said, Behold, the people is one, and they have all one language; and this they begin to do; and now nothing will be restrained from them, which they have imagined to do. " so basically i think that means i can do what ever i imagine. anyway hope to meet you soon! x

It is clear to me that you are a drug abuser. You probably think that infecting your vains with heroin, lsd, cocain and marijuana is the best way to get high, but your terrible wrong.
If you need a "fix", then get your bible (King James Version) and begin to read - and you will soon find pleasure that is 10.000 times better than what your drugs can offer.
Another way to get "high" in the name of Jesus Christ, is to get your behind (exuse my french) in to the praying closet and pray to the allmighty father.

I'll pray for your infected soul

[IjudgeU]

what

How can you Love your Bible and a gun?

[IjudgeU]

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By the way everyone on this forum is going to hell. Except I because I was Baptisted in the blood of a cow and well lets face it cows are way better then lambs

[I Hate The Devil]

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I already know where you are you little twerp. You're thirty five, living in your parents basement eating cheetos and playing internet games. You like to masturbate to the little female forest elves in miniskirts.

I don't have a gay mullet however.

[Deaner]

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I don't have a gay mullet however.

No, but you are gay. You do know that Jesus had a mullet don't you?

[Talitha]

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No, but you are gay. You do know that Jesus had a mullet don't you?

PRAISE JESUS and His Godly Mullet

[IjudgeU]

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How Do I get the Caucasian christian award?

[I Hate The Devil]

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Wait I found something interesting:

http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Landover_Baptist_Church&oldid=173411728_Church