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Re: Hello, I'm Bee your friendly Antitheist
Well Bee, I have sat here quietly, watching how you handle yourself and I have come to the realization of the type of person you are.
In religious circles, we have the Baptist True Christians(tm). We follow the KJV Bible, exactly as written. Every sentence of every verse of every chapter. Even the parts that make most people feel squeamish. God put it all in there for a reason. We know you do not second guess the mighty Creator(r).
Then you have the 'Sunday Fluffy Bunny Christers'. These people go to church only once a week on Sunday morning, most of the time. They spend the other five days ignoring God's Word(r), unless it is to their benefit. They ski[ the parts of the Bible they do not like. They only read the parts that make them feel better in their miserable lives.
Then you have those that are blasphemers. The Atheists. They do not believe in God. They think the magic of life was an accident, like a SUV backing into a Prius. Again, these people seem to fall into two groups.
First, are the hardcore. They refuse to listen to logic. They were never breastfed. They often do not know who their fathers are. They typically work in a health food store and wear sandals made from recycled truck tires.
The second group, they are not 100% convinced they are right. But they think if they spout off and act radical, maybe girls will think they are cool. Many still live with their parents. It is not uncommon for these people to be arrested for murder, typically repenting in prison. This is where you seem to fall.
Son, have you ever even read the KJV Bible? Do you realize, have Jesus as a pal is actually pretty cool?
Well Bee, I have sat here quietly, watching how you handle yourself and I have come to the realization of the type of person you are.
In religious circles, we have the Baptist True Christians(tm). We follow the KJV Bible, exactly as written. Every sentence of every verse of every chapter. Even the parts that make most people feel squeamish. God put it all in there for a reason. We know you do not second guess the mighty Creator(r).
Then you have the 'Sunday Fluffy Bunny Christers'. These people go to church only once a week on Sunday morning, most of the time. They spend the other five days ignoring God's Word(r), unless it is to their benefit. They ski[ the parts of the Bible they do not like. They only read the parts that make them feel better in their miserable lives.
Then you have those that are blasphemers. The Atheists. They do not believe in God. They think the magic of life was an accident, like a SUV backing into a Prius. Again, these people seem to fall into two groups.
First, are the hardcore. They refuse to listen to logic. They were never breastfed. They often do not know who their fathers are. They typically work in a health food store and wear sandals made from recycled truck tires.
The second group, they are not 100% convinced they are right. But they think if they spout off and act radical, maybe girls will think they are cool. Many still live with their parents. It is not uncommon for these people to be arrested for murder, typically repenting in prison. This is where you seem to fall.
Son, have you ever even read the KJV Bible? Do you realize, have Jesus as a pal is actually pretty cool?
come here and trash Baby Jesus with multiple posts to only then accuse us of not being who we say we are.
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