Hello Landover

[K-a-r-l-o-s]

My name is Karlos and I was born in Brazil and grew up in a very religious Catholic family. I'm Canadian. Our family moved to Ontario, Canada when I was 3 years old. I have no memories of the old country and haven't even been there since we left. Now I live in Alberta.
My favorite Bible verse is:
Psalms:18:2: The LORD is my rock, and my fortress, and my deliverer; my God, my strength, in whom I will trust; my buckler, and the horn of my salvation, and my high tower.

[Father Maurice Lester]

Re: Hello Landover

My name is Karlos and I was born in Brazil and grew up in a very religious Catholic family.

Good for you and your soul young man!

I should warn you that this place is an anti-Catholic hate site and any moment now the unusual suspects will be all over you like Michael Jackson's make-up on boys underwear. Fear not their persecution for it is something we Catholics have endured for two thousand years.

I'm Canadian... Now I live in Alberta.

We all have a cross to bear, in your case two.

My favorite Bible verse is:
Psalms:18:2: The LORD is my rock, and my fortress, and my deliverer; my God, my strength, in whom I will trust; my buckler, and the horn of my salvation, and my high tower.

Excellent choice. Those years of good Catholic training have done you well. If you find yourself in Rome anytime soon feel free to give me a shout and we can do lunch after a private viewing of the Sistine Chapel.



Bless you, my well rounded young man,
Father Mo




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[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Hello Landover

My name is Karlos and I was born in Brazil and grew up in a very religious Catholic family. I'm Canadian. Our family moved to Ontario, Canada when I was 3 years old. I have no memories of the old country and haven't even been there since we left. Now I live in Alberta.
My favorite Bible verse is:
Psalms:18:2: The LORD is my rock, and my fortress, and my deliverer; my God, my strength, in whom I will trust; my buckler, and the horn of my salvation, and my high tower.

Welcome friend.

Hopefully we can help you escape the trap of the neo-pagan Catholics.

[K-a-r-l-o-s]

Re: Hello Landover

Thank you both for the warm welcome.
I failed to say that I don't consider myself a Catholic. I haven't been in a Catholic church since my youth. I apologize for the misunderstanding.
I still love my Catholic family dearly but I follow Jesus Christ with all my heart.

[landoverlover]

Re: Hello Landover

Thank you both for the warm welcome.
I failed to say that I don't consider myself a Catholic. I haven't been in a Catholic church since my youth. I apologize for the misunderstanding.
I still love my Catholic family dearly but I follow Jesus Christ with all my heart.

I pray that you have recovered from being molested earlier in life. Landover has resources to ensure any latent homersexual tendencies don't resurface later.

[Father Maurice Lester]

Re: Hello Landover

Landover has resources to ensure any latent homersexual tendencies don't resurface later.

Yes... the Landover motto of "Better Latent Than Never".


Karlos, this is yet another example of the kind of behavior Jesus abhorred! Why on earth would a good Catholic boy ever lose faith to the point of seeking out the teachings of a cult who support stoning people to death?


Leave this place, return to your nearest Church (we have them everywhere, even in Alberta) and get on your knees to pray and plead for your return to his embrace.



Bless you, my temporarily confused child,
Father Mo




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[Warner S. Davidson]

Re: Hello Landover

Welcome Karlos

Firstly fear not young man you won't be subjected to repeated anal and oral violation by the clergy in this fine Ministry

This is Gods favorite Ministry and your impurities and imperfections such as Catholicism, being a Mexican and your compulsion to commit home invasions will be swiftly overcome by the power of Jesus and the expertise of our True Christian™ Pastors

I thought this scripture befitting of you:

John 3:3

Jesus answered and said to him, “Most assuredly, I say to you, unless one is born again, he cannot see the kingdom of God.

Again welcome

Warner S. Davidson

[Disciple Luke]

Re: Hello Landover

Welcome Karlos.

Is there a Baptists church near where you now reside? If not then the Pastors of Landover can help get the cathlick demons out of you.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Hello Landover

Thank you both for the warm welcome.
I failed to say that I don't consider myself a Catholic. I haven't been in a Catholic church since my youth. I apologize for the misunderstanding.
I still love my Catholic family dearly but I follow Jesus Christ with all my heart.

That's great to hear Karlos and you are following Christ and the truth and not the words of men.

What is your favorite Bible verse?

[Felicity]

Re: Hello Landover

@K-a-r-l-o-s Welcome! I hope we can be friends!

Since you are new here please look at our please read this before posting and our your rights on this forum threads! If you already did that, just do it again. There you can learn that this forum is not about debating or unsaved opinions but about praising Jesus!

[Jedediah]

Re: Hello Landover

Thank you both for the warm welcome.
I failed to say that I don't consider myself a Catholic. I haven't been in a Catholic church since my youth. I apologize for the misunderstanding.
I still love my Catholic family dearly but I follow Jesus Christ with all my heart.

You should renounce those who have tried to lead you astray all these years. Jesus demands nothing short of absolute devotion from those who would call themselves His follower.

Luke 14:26
If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple.

I know you think your family loves you. But if that were true, why would they have indoctrinated you from childhood with a false doctrine and a false church that will do nothing more than lead you to eternity in the lake of fire? Your family hates you, and you should hate them right back!

I am glad that the LORD has brought you here, where you will find those who truly love you, who truly care for you, and who truly want you to spend eternity with them, pressed against the sweet bosom of Jesus Christ.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hello Landover

Welcome, Karlos.

If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

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