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  • La Purga
    Unsaved trash
    • Aug 2010
    • 16

    #46
    Re: Hello Brothers!

    Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
    Do you not know the years we live by are from the time the Lord Jesus Christ was born. What do you think BC and AD mean.

    BC = Before Christ
    AD = After Death.

    You should go back and check your facts. eg Islam came after the Lord.
    Hey, um, twit, let me explain something to you.

    When religions, people, or groups come into power they change things.
    Around the time of the BC and AD split Rome was becoming a largely Christian empire through assassination and insane coups. Your "heavenly father" has no correlation to this change. Rome didn't want to be destroyed by religious nut cases like you, so it changed. The new Christian power house changed history because they could. This split honestly has nothing to do with your Jewish Carpenters or your Quesadilla God.

    Another comparison to this is the European centralized calendar. Google it.


    I'd also like to explain your holy Christmas.


    The Jewish Carpenter, Jesus Christ, did not die during winter. He died during summer, around September most likely. The 25th of December was once a paganistic feast day celebrating the winter solstice. That day was chosen by the "Holy leaders" to make forced conversion from Pagans to Christian a little bit easier.

    You're worshiping the sun on Christmas to be honest with you.


    When people started asking what your god looked like your "religious leaders" showed Zeus, to instill fear.


    Every single aspect of your religion from your god, your halos, and your messiah is a recycled story. Religions have come and gone telling the same story over and over.

    Christianity survived by massacring any and everyone that had a different thought. You're just like the Aztecs. Like them, though, one day your religion will come crashing down on its self and the opportunistic religions will come rushing in to take your place, Christianity will be no more.

    Fun isn't it? One day the God you worship will be spat on as a False Idol.

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    • Lisa H
      Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
      True Christian™
      • Jun 2010
      • 5070

      #47
      Re: Hello Brothers!

      Originally posted by La Purga View Post
      Hey, um, twit, ...
      Don't call me a twit you unsaved piece of trash. This a Christian forum to spread the word of the Lord, not your pagan dribble. If you want to worship dog poo or what ever, go somewhere else.
      Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
      Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
      Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
      Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
      Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
      Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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      • La Purga
        Unsaved trash
        • Aug 2010
        • 16

        #48
        Re: Hello Brothers!

        Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
        Don't call me a twit you unsaved piece of trash. This a Christian forum to spread the word of the Lord, not your pagan dribble. If you want to worship dog poo or what ever, go somewhere else.
        I'm sorry, but did you even bother to read the rest of my reply? I put some time, effort, and thought into that. It's might rude if you just sit there and stop at the first sentence.

        Do you even know what Paganism is? Your utter lack of knowledge in any other faith gives me complete right to call you a twit and where did you pull Dog poo out of this, twit? Is that what your religious leaders tell you about other religions? That they're dog popping worshiping, infidel, mongrels?

        Don't sit there on your high horse and act like you're my better. Don't pretend that your religious propaganda guarantees you any better treatment that I would get. Don't think that because you wave around some fliers and condemn free thinkers to burning that you'll get a free ticket straight to heaven.

        Stop being afraid of what's after death. Live your life. What's happening now is all that matters.

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        • Sister Christina
          True Christian™
          True Christian™
          • Jun 2010
          • 364

          #49
          Re: Hello Brothers!

          Originally posted by La Purga View Post
          tl/dr
          Fun isn't it? One day the God you worship will be spat on as a False Idol.
          He that is not with me is against me; and he that gathereth not with me scattereth abroad. Wherefore I say unto you, All manner of sin and blasphemy shall be forgiven unto men: but the blasphemy against the Holy Ghost shall not be forgiven unto men.
          And whosoever speaketh a word against the Son of man, it shall be forgiven him: but whosoever speaketh against the Holy Ghost, it shall not be forgiven him, neither in this world, neither in the world to come.
          Matthew12:30-32


          Enjoy Hell, you God-mocking heathen.
          "I am Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the ending, saith the Lord, which is, and which was, and which is to come, the Almighty." - Revelation 1:8

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          • Lisa H
            Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
            True Christian™
            • Jun 2010
            • 5070

            #50
            Re: Hello Brothers!

            Originally posted by La Purga View Post
            More boring rubbish
            Listen, stop mocking the Lord and those that believe in Him.

            I said you worshiped dog, because that is next to your name. You are just unsaved trash.
            Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
            Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
            Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
            Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
            Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
            Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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            • La Purga
              Unsaved trash
              • Aug 2010
              • 16

              #51
              Re: Hello Brothers!

              Originally posted by DenmarkianLady View Post
              He that is not with me is against me; and he that gathereth not with me scattereth abroad. Wherefore I say unto you, All manner of sin and blasphemy shall be forgiven unto men: but the blasphemy against the Holy Ghost shall not be forgiven unto men.
              And whosoever speaketh a word against the Son of man, it shall be forgiven him: but whosoever speaketh against the Holy Ghost, it shall not be forgiven him, neither in this world, neither in the world to come.
              Matthew12:30-32


              Enjoy Hell, you God-mocking heathen.
              Your complete inability to reply to my writing with rational thought only proves what I'm writing double-over.
              Your picking and choosing of parts of my writing to reply to proves you to be a gutless fool, unable to even read something that counters your almighty "truth".
              When you're capable of coming up to my level of thinking and have a reply that's more than just scripture from a book that 40 old poppy smoking men wrote please say something, until then try to refrain from making yourself a fool and proving what I say to be correct.


              And Lisa, the Dog poop that is beside my name is not of my choice, the all mysterious and silent site managers felt that they should brand me full of it because the lack the ability to understand what I am typing. I did not choose this title or image.

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              • GoodRacist
                Unsaved trash
                • Aug 2010
                • 15

                #52
                Re: Hello Brothers!

                Can I have the how dumb can you get award please??
                Hear ye.

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                • Rev. Jim Osborne
                  True Christian™ Televangelist
                  Director of Fundraising and Tithing
                  On the Look Out for Wife #6!
                  True Christian™
                  • Jun 2009
                  • 8622

                  #53
                  Re: Hello Brothers!

                  Originally posted by GoodRacist View Post
                  Can I have the how dumb can you get award please??
                  Whoops! I was trying to give you the award and I accidentally put you on moderation. My mistake!

                  Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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                  • La Purga
                    Unsaved trash
                    • Aug 2010
                    • 16

                    #54
                    Re: Hello Brothers!

                    Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
                    Whoops! I was trying to give you the award and I accidentally put you on moderation. My mistake!
                    The Goodrascist told me the he'd like to thank you for you kind consideration and your attempt at getting his award and that he thinks you should take your hand and shove it up your rectum until you can find the bibles crammed up their alongside your false Idols.

                    In less words of course.

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                    • Rev. Jim Osborne
                      True Christian™ Televangelist
                      Director of Fundraising and Tithing
                      On the Look Out for Wife #6!
                      True Christian™
                      • Jun 2009
                      • 8622

                      #55
                      Re: Hello Brothers!

                      I tried to give you the award too, La Purga, but made the same mistake! I hate vBulletin! Damn modern technology.

                      Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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                      • thimmer
                        Unsaved trash
                        Under Investigation
                        • Aug 2010
                        • 5

                        #56
                        Re: Hello Brothers!

                        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                        Can you back any of that up with Scripture, Miss Racist Hatemonger?
                        Here the problem... if you guys cant back things up from the bible, its just not truth...

                        Does the bible say anything about Nuclear weapons or guns? (i know you love gun!)...

                        If you would use your eyes, ears and heart and brain at the same time... you would understand that things are not as straight forwarded as it seems to be when only living by the book!

                        What if scientist or students can provide evidence that do not match the word of God 100%... then what do you do? Do you ignore the fact that homosexuality is not a sickness but a feeling some people has inside? They wish to live like that, so why not let them? They do not offend you... do they? Off course some might have done that, i wouldnt know... but i hope you get my point.

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                        • Pastor Ezekiel
                          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                           
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 78556

                          #57
                          Re: Hello Brothers!

                          Originally posted by thimmer View Post
                          Here the problem... if you guys cant back things up from the bible, its just not truth...

                          Does the bible say anything about Nuclear weapons or guns? (i know you love gun!)...

                          If you would use your eyes, ears and heart and brain at the same time... you would understand that things are not as straight forwarded as it seems to be when only living by the book!

                          What if scientist or students can provide evidence that do not match the word of God 100%... then what do you do? Do you ignore the fact that homosexuality is not a sickness but a feeling some people has inside? They wish to live like that, so why not let them? They do not offend you... do they? Off course some might have done that, i wouldnt know... but i hope you get my point.
                          First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

                          Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

                          Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .


                          Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

                          And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

                          I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.
                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                          • thimmer
                            Unsaved trash
                            Under Investigation
                            • Aug 2010
                            • 5

                            #58
                            Re: Hello Brothers!

                            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                            First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

                            Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

                            Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .


                            Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

                            And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

                            I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.
                            Thank you... How do i delete my account from this maniac place? You are all freaks, so i wish to get my ass out of here - fast!

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                            • thimmer
                              Unsaved trash
                              Under Investigation
                              • Aug 2010
                              • 5

                              #59
                              Re: Hello Brothers!

                              This is funny!!!!

                              "There is no self-censorship in Landover Baptist Church. The moderators in this forum believe in freedom of speech (for republicans), and when they do edit something they at least let people know that they did. This is different from other forums."

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                              • landoverlover
                                Also loves Jesus and America
                                True Christian™
                                • Jul 2010
                                • 828

                                #60
                                Re: Hello Brothers!

                                Originally posted by GoodRacist View Post
                                Can I have the how dumb can you get award please??

                                God does not answer the prayers of sinners. Your pleas do not pass the ceiling.
                                Leviticus 13:44 He is a leprous man, he is UNCLEAN: the priest shall pronounce him utterly UNCLEAN; his plague is in his head.

                                2 Kings 6:25 And there was a great famine in Samaria: and, behold, they besieged it, until an ass's head was sold for fourscore pieces of silver, and the fourth part of a cab of dove's dung for five pieces of silver.



                                King James Bible v1611

                                Good Enough For JESUS....Good Enough For Me !!

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