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  • UnHolyislandman
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    • Aug 2010
    • 86

    #1

    Old in the tooth but new to the internet

    Good evening fro Lindisfarne on this most glorious of days, as my intro says i am getting on well 55 in years and retired but fairly new to the internet and i am lucky enough to live on Lindisfarne or The Holy Island which is also my church and has thousands of pilgrims visit each year

    And doth thou open thine eyes upon such an one, and bringest me into judgment with thee?
  • Mrs. Rogers
    compassion personified
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 2692

    #2
    Re: Old in the tooth but new to the internet

    Originally posted by Holyislandman View Post
    Good evening fro Lindisfarne on this most glorious of days, as my intro says i am getting on well 55 in years and retired but fairly new to the internet and i am lucky enough to live on Lindisfarne or The Holy Island which is also my church and has thousands of pilgrims visit each year
    Sounds dreadful. Being visited by one Catholic is bad enough, but by thousands of them? HELL on earth, dear, Hell on earth.
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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78556

      #3
      Re: Old in the tooth but new to the internet

      Originally posted by Holyislandman View Post
      Good evening fro Lindisfarne on this most glorious of days, as my intro says i am getting on well 55 in years and retired but fairly new to the internet and i am lucky enough to live on Lindisfarne or The Holy Island which is also my church and has thousands of pilgrims visit each year

      And doth thou open thine eyes upon such an one, and bringest me into judgment with thee?
      Come again?
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • Lisa H
        Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
        True Christian™
        • Jun 2010
        • 5070

        #4
        Re: Old in the tooth but new to the internet

        Why do you call Lindisfarne the Holy Island, are you one of those people who practice Celtic Christianity.
        Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
        Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
        Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
        Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
        Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
        Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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        • UnHolyislandman
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          • Aug 2010
          • 86

          #5
          Re: Old in the tooth but new to the internet

          Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
          Why do you call Lindisfarne the Holy Island, are you one of those people who practice Celtic Christianity.
          It has history since 800 AD of being Holy ( you know history something America hasn't got much of) and i studied the King James Bible at the Theology and Religious Studies Faculty of Divinity University of Cambridge which was founded in the mid thirteenth century again long before your country was settled.

          I do not have to prove myself to anyone except my Lord Jesus which i do on a daily basis.

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          • Lisa H
            Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
            True Christian™
            • Jun 2010
            • 5070

            #6
            Re: Old in the tooth but new to the internet

            Originally posted by Holyislandman View Post
            It has history since 800 AD of being Holy ( you know history something America hasn't got much of) and i studied the King James Bible at the Theology and Religious Studies Faculty of Divinity University of Cambridge which was founded in the mid thirteenth century again long before your country was settled.

            I do not have to prove myself to anyone except my Lord Jesus which i do on a daily basis.
            If you love the Lord then why are you not happy to tell everyone.
            Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
            Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
            Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
            Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
            Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
            Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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            • UnHolyislandman
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              • Aug 2010
              • 86

              #7
              Re: Old in the tooth but new to the internet

              I am happy to tell everyone, i stand in the middle of the island and shout to the world every day how happy i am. I will be happy until the day he calls me and then i will be happier

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              • Lisa H
                Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
                True Christian™
                • Jun 2010
                • 5070

                #8
                Re: Old in the tooth but new to the internet

                Originally posted by Holyislandman View Post
                I am happy to tell everyone, i stand in the middle of the island and shout to the world every day how happy i am. I will be happy until the day he calls me and then i will be happier
                Then you should be happy to the question if you follow Celtic Christianity.
                Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
                Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
                Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
                Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
                Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
                Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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                • UnHolyislandman
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                  • Aug 2010
                  • 86

                  #9
                  Re: Old in the tooth but new to the internet

                  I have said what bible i have studied so i think the answer is there

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                  • Mrs. Rogers
                    compassion personified
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 2692

                    #10
                    Re: Old in the tooth but new to the internet

                    Originally posted by Holyislandman View Post
                    I am happy to tell everyone, i stand in the middle of the island and shout to the world every day how happy i am. I will be happy until the day he calls me and then i will be happier
                    And so will your neighbours, I suppose. Noise pollution is a terrible thing!
                    True Christians are Perfect!

                    Signs that you belong to a FALSE Christian Church.

                    Persecution You Have Endured for CHRIST: what doesn't kill you makes you stronger in Christ.

                    For True Christians™ only: please send me Project Habakkuk updates at gertruderogers@landoverbaptist.net. Thank you.

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                    • UnHolyislandman
                      Unsaved trash
                      • Aug 2010
                      • 86

                      #11
                      Re: Old in the tooth but new to the internet

                      Originally posted by Mrs. Rogers View Post
                      And so will your neighbours, I suppose. Noise pollution is a terrible thing!
                      Thats ok where i go there isn't anyone for miles, i wouldn't dream of annoying anyone

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                      • Lisa H
                        Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
                        True Christian™
                        • Jun 2010
                        • 5070

                        #12
                        Re: Old in the tooth but new to the internet

                        Originally posted by Mrs. Rogers View Post
                        And so will your neighbours, I suppose. Noise pollution is a terrible thing!
                        Mrs Rogers I think this one has become deaf from from his own yelling. He cannot respond to any questions.
                        Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
                        Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
                        Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
                        Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
                        Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
                        Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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                        • UnHolyislandman
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                          • Aug 2010
                          • 86

                          #13
                          Re: Old in the tooth but new to the internet

                          And have you gone blind from your own masturbating i have answered the question

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                          • Lisa H
                            Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
                            True Christian™
                            • Jun 2010
                            • 5070

                            #14
                            Re: Old in the tooth but new to the internet

                            Originally posted by Holyislandman View Post
                            And have you gone blind from your own masturbating i have answered the question
                            You never answered my question and apologize for your crass remark.
                            Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
                            Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
                            Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
                            Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
                            Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
                            Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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                            • UnHolyislandman
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                              • Aug 2010
                              • 86

                              #15
                              Re: Old in the tooth but new to the internet

                              I am sorry for that remark but i did answer, i am not a follower of any Catholic, Celtic or Pagan religion i spent 7 years studying the correct bible, once again i humbly apologise. I don't know what came over me

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