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  • Lisa H
    Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
    True Christian™
    • Jun 2010
    • 5070
    #106
    Re: Old in the tooth but new to the internet

    Originally posted by UnHolyislandman View Post
    Sorry i can see this is going to start getting confusing here, it's a shame she was blocked from opening an account. Anyway this is the husband and for years i was roadie for different bands touring the world so i wish i knew the exact amount but it must be in the hundreds. Good thing about being in an open relationship is we don't have to hide or lie about our past.
    You have completely changed you story. How many different ones are you going to make.

    Isaiah 32:6 For the vile person will speak villany, and his heart will work iniquity, to practise hypocrisy, and to utter error against the LORD, to make empty the soul of the hungry, and he will cause the drink of the thirsty to fail.
    Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
    Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
    Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
    Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
    Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
    Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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      • UnHolyislandman
        Unsaved trash
        • Aug 2010
        • 86
        #107
        Re: Old in the tooth but new to the internet

        Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
        You have completely changed you story. How many different ones are you going to make.

        Isaiah 32:6 For the vile person will speak villany, and his heart will work iniquity, to practise hypocrisy, and to utter error against the LORD, to make empty the soul of the hungry, and he will cause the drink of the thirsty to fail.
        If you mean the one about going to college and studying religion you should of realised by now that was a blatant lie, i am however married to a Hindu, it was by brother posting yesterday and as for changing my story i am only doing the same as everyone else on here and going along with the game.

        Of course if you are all genuine bible bashers i feel sorry that you all have such blinkered views, are unable to think for your selfs and have to rely on religion as a crutch because you are all to weak to believe in your selfs and stand on your own two feet i of course make exeptions here for raspberries and any one else who is handicapped in any way.

        There that should of least of earned another infraction or maybe a ban, what you doing on here on a sunday anyway shouldn't you be on your knees begging forgiveness and guidance.

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          • Brother Temperance
            Senior Usher
            True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
            A very nice young man
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 15621
            #108
            Re: Old in the tooth but new to the internet

            Originally posted by UnHolyislandman View Post
            Sorry i can see this is going to start getting confusing here, it's a shame she was blocked from opening an account. Anyway this is the husband and for years i was roadie for different bands touring the world so i wish i knew the exact amount but it must be in the hundreds. Good thing about being in an open relationship is we don't have to hide or lie about our past.
            Top tip: After you run out of fingers on one hand, try counting on the other. You can even try taking your socks off, but I doubt that would be necessary in your case.
            O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



            God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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              • UnHolyislandman
                Unsaved trash
                • Aug 2010
                • 86
                #109
                Re: Old in the tooth but new to the internet

                Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                Top tip: After you run out of fingers on one hand, try counting on the other. You can even try taking your socks off, but I doubt that would be necessary in your case.
                Thats ok i am allowed to use a calculator, but the fingers and toes tip may be useful in trying to work out how many in one night. Thanks for the advise. Oh and can we please have an upside down cross in the smilies i feel left out here, you know discrimination and all that.

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                  • Nobar King
                    Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                    Christ's Guardian
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2007
                    • 23748
                    #110
                    Re: Old in the tooth but new to the internet

                    You sure are a witless fool. Now I understand what they mean about English humor.
                    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                      • UnHolyislandman
                        Unsaved trash
                        • Aug 2010
                        • 86
                        #111
                        Re: Old in the tooth but new to the internet

                        Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                        You sure are a witless fool. Now I understand what they mean about English humor.
                        Yep best and sickest in the world ,they must of had a weird sense of humour to set sail for your place all those years ago. Thats with a U by the way

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