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  • UnHolyislandman
    Unsaved trash
    • Aug 2010
    • 86

    #61
    Re: Old in the tooth but new to the internet

    Good bye my gullible friends it's been fun telling a pack of lies in this fictitious church. Time to get another user name me thinks until then keep up the good work

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    • Brother Temperance
      Senior Usher
      True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
      A very nice young man
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 15621

      #62
      Re: Old in the tooth but new to the internet

      Originally posted by Holyislandman View Post
      I'm afraid so, weird thing is i am married to an Indian woman who is a Hindu, strange set up and i am also a paranormal investigator and a medium.
      As a Christian, I am offended that you would exploit other people's loneliness and gullibility for your own personal gain.

      Originally posted by Holyislandman View Post
      You what...some jumped up faggot...
      Friend, why are you so homophobic? I hate gays because the Bible tells me to, if it wasn't for that I would have no problem with them. Until I converted and saw the light, I thought that gays were just normal people like everyone else. If you don't have God guiding you, then why do you hate gays?
      O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



      God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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      • James Hutchins
        True Christian™
        Just a Regular Nice Guy
         
        • Jun 2009
        • 29453

        #63
        Re: Old in the tooth but new to the internet

        Somehow, I think most of what you have said was a lie, starting with your username. Sadly, come judgement day, when you are standing at the foot of Christ, be preparded for God to have you turn around so He can boot you to Hell.
        Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
        Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
        Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
        Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
        Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
        Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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        • UnHolyislandman
          Unsaved trash
          • Aug 2010
          • 86

          #64
          Re: Old in the tooth but new to the internet

          Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
          Somehow, I think most of what you have said was a lie, starting with your username. Sadly, come judgement day, when you are standing at the foot of Christ, be preparded for God to have you turn around so He can boot you to Hell.
          Ok one more post, if you read some earlier posts you would of seen that i said i am a satanist that part was not a lie i also said i was a medium that also is not a lie and i am married to a Hindu but luckily living in Britain we are used to racist remarks aimed at both of us and i have learned not to lower myself to their level unless i am on a forum like this of course. I may be back

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          • James Dewitt
            #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
            • Jan 2010
            • 6267

            #65
            Re: Old in the tooth but new to the internet

            I am not sure what I said to up set you so. Is it my fault that you married a smelly Dot Head Hinido? Is it my fault that you feel threathend that your wife works and you don't?

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            • Nobar King
              Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
              Christ's Guardian
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2007
              • 23748

              #66
              Re: Old in the tooth but new to the internet

              Originally posted by Holyislandman View Post
              I may be back
              Don't hurry. But at least let us know what Mrs. HIM has to say after work when she reads your comments.
              May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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              • UnHolyislandman
                Unsaved trash
                • Aug 2010
                • 86

                #67
                Re: Old in the tooth but new to the internet

                Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
                I am not sure what I said to up set you so. Is it my fault that you married a smelly Dot Head Hinido? Is it my fault that you feel threathend that your wife works and you don't?
                Mmmmmm i have had to think long and hard about my reply here so here goes my last post before i get banned.

                Is it my fault your a CUNT

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                • James Dewitt
                  #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
                  • Jan 2010
                  • 6267

                  #68
                  Re: Old in the tooth but new to the internet

                  Originally posted by Holyislandman View Post
                  Mmmmmm i have had to think long and hard about my reply here so here goes my last post before i get banned.

                  Is it my fault your a cooter

                  That is all you got, really, better run home you have house work to do. Say how about some nice steak for dinner.

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                  • James Hutchins
                    True Christian™
                    Just a Regular Nice Guy
                     
                    • Jun 2009
                    • 29453

                    #69
                    Re: Old in the tooth but new to the internet

                    Originally posted by Holyislandman View Post
                    Ok one more post, if you read some earlier posts you would of seen that i said i am a satanist that part was not a lie i also said i was a medium that also is not a lie and i am married to a Hindu but luckily living in Britain we are used to racist remarks aimed at both of us and i have learned not to lower myself to their level unless i am on a forum like this of course. I may be back
                    I have read all your posts. Frankly, much of what you've said upsets me. But the fact that you are a self proclaimed satanist, non therefore is a suprise. But when I think that a human being could utter the words of hate, the words of death upon an innocent, I am flabergasted.
                    Sorry to hear you are only a medium. Maybe because your wife is a surgeon, she can do something about thet. But not tomorrow.
                    Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                    Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                    Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                    Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                    Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                    Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                    • Brother Temperance
                      Senior Usher
                      True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                      A very nice young man
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 15621

                      #70
                      Re: Old in the tooth but new to the internet

                      Originally posted by Holyislandman View Post
                      Mmmmmm i have had to think long and hard about my reply here so here goes my last post before i get banned.

                      Is it my fault your a cooter
                      I hope your skills as a medium are better than your skills at predicting when you'll get banned. How long have you been predicting an imminent banning now, you talentless charlatan?
                      O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                      God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                      • UnHolyislandman
                        Unsaved trash
                        • Aug 2010
                        • 86

                        #71
                        Re: Old in the tooth but new to the internet

                        Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
                        That is all you got, really, better run home you have house work to do. Say how about some nice steak for dinner.
                        Not really just what sprung to mind i suppose, already at home day off today. Nobar she thinks it's an hilarious forum and may even join herself as she feels left out of all your American Racist humour.

                        SHOCK HORROR there is no Heaven now if you are so clever prove to me otherwise.


                        Oh and the wife just pointed something out to me James you cant be a cooter because cooters are useful


                        BT the countdown has started


                        James i have found you the funniest at last you have a sense of humour, wasted on here though

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                        • UnHolyislandman
                          Unsaved trash
                          • Aug 2010
                          • 86

                          #72
                          Re: Old in the tooth but new to the internet

                          Originally posted by Holyislandman View Post
                          Not really just what sprung to mind i suppose, already at home day off today. Nobar she thinks it's an hilarious forum and may even join herself as she feels left out of all your American Racist humour.

                          SHOCK HORROR there is no Heaven now if you are so clever prove to me otherwise.


                          Oh and the wife just pointed something out to me James you cant be a cooter because cooters are useful


                          BT the countdown has started


                          James i have found you the funniest at last you have a sense of humour, wasted on here though
                          Nice bit of editing there by whoever done it one sided....never

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                          • James Dewitt
                            #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
                            • Jan 2010
                            • 6267

                            #73
                            Re: Old in the tooth but new to the internet

                            =Holyislandman;584012]
                            Not really just what sprung to mind i suppose, already at home day off today. Nobar she thinks it's an hilarious forum and may even join herself as she feels left out of all your American Racist humour.
                            Has the sand nigra operated on you? After all she does have your balls.

                            SHOCK HORROR there is no Heaven now if you are so clever prove to me otherwise.
                            Soon Satan will help you answer that nagging question

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                            • Levi Jones
                              Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                              Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                              Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                               
                              • Jul 2009
                              • 13930

                              #74
                              Re: Old in the tooth but new to the internet

                              Originally posted by Holyislandman View Post
                              Not really just what sprung to mind i suppose, already at home day off today. Nobar she thinks it's an hilarious forum
                              I don't know what you think is so funny about the Word of God.

                              Originally posted by Holyislandman View Post
                              and may even join herself as she feels left out of all your American Racist humour.
                              Friend, we do not tolerate racism here. If you or your curry stinking dot head wife see any, please report it to a Senior Pastor or deaconess.

                              Originally posted by Holyislandman View Post
                              SHOCK HORROR there is no Heaven now if you are so clever prove to me otherwise.
                              You are the guest here. You prove that Heaven does not exist.

                              Originally posted by Holyislandman View Post
                              you cant be a cooter because cooters are useful
                              I suppose cooters are useful in birthing babies. It's that useless piece of skin around them known as the woman that are less useful.
                              Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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                              • UnHolyislandman
                                Unsaved trash
                                • Aug 2010
                                • 86

                                #75
                                Re: Old in the tooth but new to the internet

                                Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
                                =Holyislandman;584012]

                                Has the sand nigra operated on you? After all she does have your balls.


                                Soon Satan will help you answer that nagging question

                                Sorry again no desert in that part of India, at least get your facts straight before you launch your racist tirade, which is becoming really boring now.

                                I am a satanist for the last time so if hell does exist bring it on but i think i may of found it here on this forum

                                Levi is that a black name or are you just wishing

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