[UnHolyislandman]

Re: Old in the tooth but new to the internet

Wow I'm still here, thank you for that and i love the new user name someone has chosen for me very apt couldn't of done better myself in fact i wish i had thought of that but hey being British what should i expect.

[Lisa H]

Re: Old in the tooth but new to the internet

Wow I'm still here, thank you for that and i love the new user name someone has chosen for me very apt couldn't of done better myself in fact i wish i had thought of that but hey being British what should i expect.

I am glad you like your username. As you said, very apt.

[UnHolyislandman]

Re: Old in the tooth but new to the internet

I am glad you like your username. As you said, very apt.

Did you choose it, if you did all i can say is well done and thank you so much it has made my day

[Lisa H]

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Did you choose it, if you did all i can say is well done and thank you so much it has made my day

No, I did not change it. It may have been the Lord, or the one you follow, Satan.

[UnHolyislandman]

Re: Old in the tooth but new to the internet

No, I did not change it. It may have been the Lord, or the one you follow, Satan.

Although i follow him i doubt if even he can be that clever.

[Lisa H]

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Although i follow him i doubt if even he can be that clever.

Satan maybe be tricky but he is stupid. His followers are even more stupid.

[UnHolyislandman]

Re: Old in the tooth but new to the internet

Well you may have a point and one i will think about tonight while i am talking to dead people at a castle. The only problem with these paranormal Investigations is that they go on for so long and by the time i have driven home it will be around 7am add to the the energy that dead people take from you as you speak to them it usually takes me a couple of days to be back to full energy. Will give me chance to try out my new Ouija board tonight, had to replace the old one as it had become possessed and i just couldn't shift it so i sold it on ebay and will let someone else have the pleasure of dealing with it.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Old in the tooth but new to the internet

BT the countdown has started

Where is the count down at now? Come on, you claim to be a medium, ask a dead guy to tell you when you'll get banned.

Well you may have a point and one i will think about tonight while i am talking to dead people at a castle. The only problem with these paranormal Investigations is that they go on for so long and by the time i have driven home it will be around 7am add to the the energy that dead people take from you as you speak to them it usually takes me a couple of days to be back to full energy. Will give me chance to try out my new Ouija board tonight, had to replace the old one as it had become possessed and i just couldn't shift it so i sold it on ebay and will let someone else have the pleasure of dealing with it.

As a Christian, your irrational superstition saddens me.

[UnHolyislandman]

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Where is the count down at now? Come on, you claim to be a medium, ask a dead guy to tell you when you'll get banned.

As a Christian, your irrational superstition saddens me.

As a Christian you have devoted your life begging for forgiveness and guidance on a daily basis from someone who is dead the only difference is the dead people i talk to answer me back in person i doubt very much if you have ever had one word spoken back to you. So ask your dead guy something and get back to me with the answer and please don't go waving scripts that mean nothing to me.

[UnHolyislandman]

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So this is where it all happens, i tried to register earlier as red dot but got blocked so yes i am his wife but i just had to see for myself what goes on here. I have been warned not to type certain words as you change them because you don't want people to know the truth so i will put them in Hindi and hope you have someone on here with the brains to change them back.

Well where to start firstly i am a neuro surgeon and Billy bob i do use toilet paper which must be healthier than just going in your dungerees and emptying them when you get home but they must be in a terrible mess with the amount of semen stains that must be down the front of them where you cant help but ejaculate every time one of you family or a pet happens to bend over in front of you.

I do work on Americans but the main problem we had was locating the brain then about 2 years ago we had a breakthrough and found that if we enter through the rectum the brain is easier to locate. This is a very delicate operation as it is located next to the voice box. We then discovered that you have the amazing ability to change your brain once maybe twice a day by passing it through your rectum so there we have it a bitter pill to swallow i know but it appears you all have बकवास for brains and you all talk out of you rectums.

So yes i am a Hindu a religion that is over 6000 years old and the oldest in the world , unlike your new age religion we don't care if people believe in another god , we don't ridicule them about it or try and brainwash them into joining us we also have one of the lowest Crime, assault, Murder and rape figures in the world again unlike your religion.

So this will probably get my husband banned from here but are we worried, i don't think so, after all this is a जाली forum and a जाली church and because of that and what you are doing is blaspheming.

If any of you are unfortunate enough to have to go in for brain surgery please be kind to your surgeon and give them a hand by breaking wind and giving them a clue where to look for your brain.

Regards

Red Dot Smelly Curry sand negro....but fantastic in bed so i am told, much better than the trailer trash in your country ( my husbands words not mine)

[Nobar King]

Re: Old in the tooth but new to the internet

Does anyone ever wonder why the Hindu religion is only 6000 years old? That's more proof of the true age of the Earth!

[UnHolyislandman]

Re: Old in the tooth but new to the internet

It seems that my Scottish cousin has been up to his old tricks again while house sitting for us and going onto forums winding people up the wrong way but using our details, he still hasn't got to grips with wiping the history or password reminder before he leaves though. I bet he has used my email addresses as well i dread to think how many accounts he has opened up.

Please accept my apologies for any upset he has caused, and if possible please delete this and any others he may of set up.

[UnHolyislandman]

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I would like to thank my brother for posting the above, nice one

My wife for posting such an accurate and unbiased piece about Neuro Surgery.

My team for such a fantastic investigation last night, we are looking forward to next weeks in church. I love doing churches , full of interesting people who have passed on some happy and some really hacked off after spending their whole life going to church only to find out after they die there is nowhere to go except to hang around the pulpit for eternity.

What a glorious day i feel like sacrificing a lamb, better still honey warm the bed up and i will be there as soon as i have finished my curry.

[Sister Charli]

Re: Old in the tooth but new to the internet

Red Dot Smelly Curry sand negro....but fantastic in bed so i am told, much better than the trailer trash in your country ( my husbands words not mine)

How many trailer trash did your husband sleep with so that he could make an accurate comparison?

[UnHolyislandman]

Re: Old in the tooth but new to the internet

How many trailer trash did your husband sleep with so that he could make an accurate comparison?

Sorry i can see this is going to start getting confusing here, it's a shame she was blocked from opening an account. Anyway this is the husband and for years i was roadie for different bands touring the world so i wish i knew the exact amount but it must be in the hundreds. Good thing about being in an open relationship is we don't have to hide or lie about our past.