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  • RomanCatholic88
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    • Aug 2010
    • 8

    #1

    Hi

    Hi
  • The Cantabrian
    Warning: Ring-kissing, Mary-worshipping, baby-baptizing, idolatrous papal cultist
    • Aug 2010
    • 48

    #2
    Re: Hi

    Hi friend,

    I too am a catholic like you.
    Just a word of WARNING: Despite the fact we are the very church established by Christ on earth, the people at Landover Baptist are ill-educated and very bigoted and do not even regard us as fellow Christians.
    Immaculate Virgin, Mother of Jesus and our Mother, we believe in your triumphant assumption into heaven where the angels and saints acclaim you as Queen. BTW, the Queen of Heaven is totally a Christian idea that's supported by the Bible and not just something we stole off the pagans, honest guv'nor. We join them in praising you and bless, oh Goddess, who is above all creatures. Including Jesus. Us Mary-worshippers are pretty blasphemous, in case anyone hadn't noticed. With them we offer you alone our devotion and love.

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    • handmaiden
      Is a good, decent True Christian™ lady
      True Christian™
      • May 2010
      • 11663

      #3
      Re: Hi

      Please do not overload us with information in your very first post.


      Sincerely Yours,

      Handmaiden
      His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

      Guns For God and the Economy

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      • RomanCatholic88
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        • Aug 2010
        • 8

        #4
        Re: Hi

        Your welcome

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        • Bryan Tamariki
          Forum Member
          Forum Member
          • Aug 2007
          • 285

          #5
          Re: Hi

          A God damned cathylick with an IQ of 88. Go back under your bridge you vile little troll !
          Joshua 24:15
          And if it seem evil unto you to serve the LORD, choose you this day whom ye will serve; whether the gods which your fathers served that were on the other side of the flood, or the gods of the Amorites, in whose land ye dwell: but as for me and my house, we will serve the LORD.

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          • Brother Temperance
            Senior Usher
            True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
            A very nice young man
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 15621

            #6
            Re: Hi

            We have a zero tolerance policy for racism here at Landover. The first time we catch you Heiling Mary or Hailing Hitler, you'll be thrown out on your unsaved nazi papist behind. Understood?
            O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



            God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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            • UnHolyislandman
              Unsaved trash
              • Aug 2010
              • 86

              #7
              Re: Hi

              Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
              We have a zero tolerance policy for racism here at Landover. The first time we catch you Heiling Mary or Hailing Hitler, you'll be thrown out on your unsaved nazi papist behind. Understood?
              Love it, this from someone who's picture looks like it's taken from his combat 18 membership card

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              • John Creeser
                Warning: In case of Rapture, this account will be unmanned.
                 
                • Aug 2009
                • 7248

                #8
                Re: Hi

                Great, more unsaved trash.
                -Every young man's battle - PORN AND MASTURBATION![/SIZE]
                -DISOWN your ATHEIST children - just like this good mother did!!

                -FINALLY!! Some rights for the rapists!!
                -There is no such thing as animal abuse!!
                -Pregnancy through RAPE is a GIFT from God
                -Keep the Fags out of the Boy Scouts!!
                -WIVES!! Stay in your abusive relationship!

                STOP, DROP & ROLL DOESN'T WORK IN HELL!!!!


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                • Brother Snapper Grogan
                  True Christian™
                  True Christian™
                  • May 2010
                  • 608

                  #9
                  Re: Hi

                  Oooh - look - some alter boys!

                  There. That should get rid of them.
                  What's your operating system? Windows ? OS X ? Mine's JesOS!

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                  • RomanCatholic88
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    • Aug 2010
                    • 8

                    #10
                    Re: Hi

                    Originally posted by Bryan Tamariki View Post
                    A God damned cathylick with an IQ of 88. Go back under your bridge you vile little troll !
                    Hi brian, hows the Mrs?

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                    • RomanCatholic88
                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                      • Aug 2010
                      • 8

                      #11
                      Re: Hi

                      Originally posted by Brother Snapper Grogan View Post
                      Oooh - look - some alter boys!

                      There. That should get rid of them.
                      Still here Your alter boy fetish does not surprise me to be honest

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                      • Nobar King
                        Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                        Christ's Guardian
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2007
                        • 23748

                        #12
                        Re: Hi

                        Why would you be interested in altered boys?
                        May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                        • Cranky Old Man
                          Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                          You kids get off his lawn!
                           
                          • Jan 2010
                          • 22380

                          #13
                          Re: Hi

                          Originally posted by RomanCatholic88 View Post
                          Your alter boy fetish does not surprise me to be honest
                          Of course not, you are so used to getting raped in your behind that you are feeling empty between two rape sessions. Why not stop being a catholic and start following all of the Holy Bible instead?
                          5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                          To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                          James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                          • RomanCatholic88
                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                            • Aug 2010
                            • 8

                            #14
                            Re: Hi

                            Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                            Why would you be interested in altered boys?
                            The same reason my favourite number is 666.

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                            • Legiticus
                              Confirmed Enemy of God
                              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                              • Aug 2010
                              • 6

                              #15
                              Re: Hi

                              Catholics? Smakolics more like!

                              This is the punishment God has for all Catholics:
                              A sword, a sword is drawn for slaughter, burnished to consume and to flash lightning, because you planned with false visions and lying divinations to lay it on the necks of depraved and wicked men whose day has come when their crimes are at an end. Return it to its sheath! In the place where you were created, in the land of your origin, I will judge you. I will pour out my indignation upon you, breathing my fiery wrath upon you, I will hand you over to ravaging men, artisans of destruction. You shall be fuel for the fire, your blood shall flow throughout the land. You shall not be remembered, for I, the LORD, have spoken. (Ezekiel 21:33-37)

                              "Return it to its sheath" is pointing directly at all those kiddie fiddling Priests!
                              Eat that Benedict!

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