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    #31
    Re: Just joined

    Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
    Then, let us begin our needs assessment.

    Why your sudden interest in God? What has sparked it? What is it you want from a church community?

    I get you don't want fire and brimstone, even though that is precisely what 3/4ths of the Bible is.
    I sparked it. I want fellowship. I don't want to be asked for money constantly AND NO I am not accusing this board of that at all. I want to learn. I seek knowledge. I want to be able to pose a question without being ridiculed, accused of being a troll, or just plain chastised which I am finding harder and harder to believe that will happen on this board.

    And to say that 3 quarters of the bible is fire and brimstone is just plain inaccurate. I won't pretend to know the bible word for word but I don't get that at all. Maybe most of the old testament but not the new. You guys just need to learn different strategies to preach the gospel. Just cause you learned it that way doesn't mean it will work on everyone the same. Adjust and adapt. Everyone is different.

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    • Levi Jones
      Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
      Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
      Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
       
      • Jul 2009
      • 13930

      #32
      Re: Just joined

      Originally posted by macon church View Post
      Last edited by Pastor Ezekiel; Today at 11:45 PM. Reason: Posting personal email addresses is forbidden, not to mention stupid.

      That was very cruel. While some may have a problem with it. I was posting a personal email to gain confidence of the board. And I am far from stupid. Only posted an email that already gets spammed and am willing to share. While you may have to protect most on here, I assure you I can handle myself in the cyber world. And please don't call me or infer that I am stupid again. Thanks.
      Pal, we get upward of 4000 people a day here who would love to chew us to shreds. I'm a public person. I throw my information out there as does Pastor Zeke. We have certain insulation to all the hate mail we get.

      One of the most precious things a regular person has on the internets is his true name. Please keep it to yourself, Macon, GA.
      Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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      • Levi Jones
        Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
        Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
        Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
         
        • Jul 2009
        • 13930

        #33
        Re: Just joined

        Originally posted by macon church View Post
        accused of being a troll, or just plain chastised which I am finding harder and harder to believe that will happen on this board.
        No one is going to flame you. You have my full attention. You may ask your questions.

        Originally posted by macon church View Post
        And to say that 3 quarters of the bible is fire and brimstone is just plain inaccurate.
        I don't have time to go through the entire Bible with you right now, but you should study Brother V's Bible in a Year.

        You'll just have to read it yourself. You should check out Billy Bob Black's series of the Greatest Smitings of the Bible.

        Originally posted by macon church View Post
        I won't pretend to know the bible word for word but I don't get that at all. Maybe most of the old testament but not the new.
        There is plenty of smiting in the New Testament. Let's start with Romans 1.

        Originally posted by Romans 1
        28And even as they did not like to retain God in their knowledge, God gave them over to a reprobate mind, to do those things which are not convenient;
        29Being filled with all unrighteousness, fornication, wickedness, covetousness, maliciousness; full of envy, murder, debate, deceit, malignity; whisperers,
        30Backbiters, haters of God, despiteful, proud, boasters, inventors of evil things, disobedient to parents,
        31Without understanding, covenantbreakers, without natural affection, implacable, unmerciful:
        32Who knowing the judgment of God, that they which commit such things are worthy of death, not only do the same, but have pleasure in them that do them.

        I have already shown you how the Bible teaches to preach in the New Testament, rebuking, reproving and exhorting. Rebuking sinners publicly.

        Friend, I very rarely preach from the Old Testament to overcome this objection. I suggest you read the scriptures I already quoted.

        I would like to summarize this post with a quote from Revelation 19. This is a smiting yet to come for those who refuse to follow His Word.

        11And I saw heaven opened, and behold a white horse; and he that sat upon him was called Faithful and True, and in righteousness he doth judge and make war.
        12His eyes were as a flame of fire, and on his head were many crowns; and he had a name written, that no man knew, but he himself.
        13And he was clothed with a vesture dipped in blood: and his name is called The Word of God.
        14And the armies which were in heaven followed him upon white horses, clothed in fine linen, white and clean.
        15And out of his mouth goeth a sharp sword, that with it he should smite the nations: and he shall rule them with a rod of iron: and he treadeth the winepress of the fierceness and wrath of Almighty God.
        16And he hath on his vesture and on his thigh a name written, KING OF KINGS, AND LORD OF LORDS.
        Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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        • macon church
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          #34
          Re: Just joined

          Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
          Pal, we get upward of 4000 people a day here who would love to chew us to shreds. I'm a public person. I throw my information out there as does Pastor Zeke. We have certain insulation to all the hate mail we get.

          One of the most precious things a regular person has on the internets is his true name. Please keep it to yourself, Macon, GA.
          Didn't give my true name and probably should have requested people PM me but insinuating that I am stupid is a little far gone and not very becoming. I figured Christians would use better language than insults. Still not very becoming.

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          • Mrs. Rogers
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            • Sep 2006
            • 2692

            #35
            Re: Just joined

            Originally posted by macon church View Post
            Didn't give my true name and probably should have requested people PM me but insinuating that I am stupid is a little far gone and not very becoming. I figured Christians would use better language than insults. Still not very becoming.
            Let it go, dear. Now, have you read the links and verses Brother Levi went to the trouble of supplying you with? It would be most unbecoming of you not to read said links and verses, quite rude in fact.

            So what are your thoughts regarding the Bible now?
            True Christians are Perfect!

            Signs that you belong to a FALSE Christian Church.

            Persecution You Have Endured for CHRIST: what doesn't kill you makes you stronger in Christ.

            For True Christians™ only: please send me Project Habakkuk updates at gertruderogers@landoverbaptist.net. Thank you.

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            • macon church
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              #36
              Re: Just joined

              Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
              Pal, we get upward of 4000 people a day here who would love to chew us to shreds. I'm a public person. I throw my information out there as does Pastor Zeke. We have certain insulation to all the hate mail we get.

              One of the most precious things a regular person has on the internets is his true name. Please keep it to yourself, Macon, GA.
              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
              And what would you say is "very God like?"

              Surely you don't mean to tell us that God is some limp-wristed hippie who automatically forgives everything....Because the Holy Bible says quite the opposite.
              Not saying God is like that at all and the current hippies in control are destroying this country. That being said, These are not very God like:

              What do you expect when you go to Church?

              Why are you quoting Pope Maledict the Rapist-Enabler? Are you a Papist stooge?

              You get the attention of more sinners with a two-by-four than you do with honey.

              Surely you don't mean to tell us that God is some limp-wristed hippie who automatically forgives everything....Because the Holy Bible says quite the opposite.


              None of those are very God like. And actually from my understanding God will forgive any sin as long as you confess and ask forgiveness. it is never automatic no matter how little or big the sin. Not trying to start things on this board, I just expected more welcome than criticism. And no matter what you have gotten on this board in the past in no excuse to automatically put me in the troll category and not try to help me. Thanks to you that have tried and to those of you that haven't- YOU ARE PART OF THE PROBLEM.

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              • macon church
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                #37
                Re: Just joined

                Originally posted by Mrs. Rogers View Post
                Let it go, dear. Now, have you read the links and verses Brother Levi went to the trouble of supplying you with? It would be most unbecoming of you not to read said links and verses, quite rude in fact.

                So what are your thoughts regarding the Bible now?
                i haven't read the links but I will. Still not an excuse to call people stupid. Not very becoming of you to defend it. And I went to the trouble to search this board out in hopes of finding some help and have gotten mostly criticism. Some of you need to take a long look in the mirror.

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                • Jedediah
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                  • Feb 2010
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                  #38
                  Re: Just joined

                  Son, you've got a lot to learn about True Christian Love(tm). Pastor Levi has already posted Hebrews 12:5-8 for your edification, but it does not seem to have sunk in.

                  And ye have forgotten the exhortation which speaketh unto you as unto children, My son, despise not thou the chastening of the Lord, nor faint when thou art rebuked of him: For whom the Lord loveth he chasteneth, and scourgeth every son whom he receiveth.
                  If ye endure chastening, God dealeth with you as with sons; for what son is he whom the father chasteneth not?
                  But if ye be without chastisement, whereof all are partakers, then are ye bastards, and not sons.

                  We chasten and scourge unsaved trash like yourself because we see you racing toward eternal hellfire, and we do not want that for you. As you come to immerse yourself in the Word of God and draw closer to your Creator, you will recognize our love for you for what it is.

                  Please try not to be so obstinate as we reach out to you and share the Good News. We love you more than you can imagine, and we want you to join us in Heaven.
                  II Thessalonians 1:7-9
                  And to you who are troubled rest with us, when the Lord Jesus shall be revealed from heaven with his mighty angels,
                  In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
                  Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power



                  The man who is being progressively sanctified will inescapably sanctify his home, school, politics, economics, science, and all things else by understanding and interpreting all things in terms of the Word of God and by bringing all things under the Dominion of Christ the King. -R.J. Rushdoony

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                  • Seth Campbell
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                    • Apr 2010
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                    #39
                    Re: Just joined

                    Originally posted by macon church View Post
                    Not saying God is like that at all and the current hippies in control are destroying this country. That being said, These are not very God like:

                    What do you expect when you go to Church?

                    How is this not Christian? You've just given us vague ideas about what you dislike about churches, we're just asking you what you want out of a church.

                    Why are you quoting Pope Maledict the Rapist-Enabler? Are you a Papist stooge?
                    Again, what's not Christian about this? There is proof that the Pope was personally involved in playing shuffle the deck with known pedophile priests.

                    You get the attention of more sinners with a two-by-four than you do with honey.
                    You seem to be under the impression that we should be more concerned with filling our pews rather than telling the truth. Well that's the way of fuzzy bunny churches. We tell the truth about the whole Bible, we don't skip over the uncomfortable parts. If people choose to reject Gods word, well that's their free will, they will have to explain why they ignored the truth on judgment day.

                    Matthew 7:13 Enter ye in at the strait gate: for wide is the gate, and broad is the way, that leadeth to destruction, and many there be which go in thereat:

                    Surely you don't mean to tell us that God is some limp-wristed hippie who automatically forgives everything....Because the Holy Bible says quite the opposite.
                    So you think God is a limp-wristed hippie?

                    None of those are very God like. And actually from my understanding God will forgive any sin as long as you confess and ask forgiveness. it is never automatic no matter how little or big the sin. Not trying to start things on this board, I just expected more welcome than criticism. And no matter what you have gotten on this board in the past in no excuse to automatically put me in the troll category and not try to help me. Thanks to you that have tried and to those of you that haven't- YOU ARE PART OF THE PROBLEM.
                    So you're saying that you can sin all you like as long as you ask for forgiveness? Then why did Jesus tell the woman to "sin no more"?

                    John 8:11 She said, No man, Lord. And Jesus said unto her, Neither do I condemn thee: go, and sin no more

                    You seem upset that we're not bending over backwards and reading your mind so that we can tell you exactly what you want. Well God did not give us mind reading powers, and he told us to preach the truth, not what people want to hear.

                    We're not in the sales profession here.


                    Originally posted by macon church View Post
                    i haven't read the links but I will. Still not an excuse to call people stupid. Not very becoming of you to defend it. And I went to the trouble to search this board out in hopes of finding some help and have gotten mostly criticism. Some of you need to take a long look in the mirror.
                    Posting your email address on a board that is heavily trolled (and trust me this one is) is stupid. The pastors removed it for your own protection, unless of course you wanted your email filled with Gay porn and viruses.
                    PROOF: Atheists are too stupid to understand the Bible!

                    Proverbs 13:24(KJV): "He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes."

                    Galatians 4:16 Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?

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                    • handmaiden
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                      • May 2010
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                      #40
                      Re: Just joined

                      Dear, dear, dear, dear, dear. You have gotten into a tizzy over that word, "stupid." Could your worse sin be pride in your self-image as an intelligent person?

                      I had that problem once. Now, I obey the Bible full-heartedly and acknowledge God as the smart one, not me.

                      No one who brags on their intelligence is fit to serve God.


                      Sincerely Yours,

                      Handmaiden
                      His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

                      Guns For God and the Economy

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                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                         
                        • Sep 2006
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                        #41
                        Re: Just joined

                        Originally posted by macon church View Post
                        i haven't read the links but I will. Still not an excuse to call people stupid. Not very becoming of you to defend it. And I went to the trouble to search this board out in hopes of finding some help and have gotten mostly criticism. Some of you need to take a long look in the mirror.
                        Look pal, we've been trying to look out for you since you got hee, and this is the thanks we get?

                        It is incredibly stupid to post your personal email address on an open forum. I've said it to other numbskulls who have done it, and I'll continue to say it in the future. Anyone with an ounce of common sense would realize the dangers of such behavior.

                        Let me tell you a little story.

                        Around 5 years ago, an attractive young Christian lady came to our forum. She made a few posts, was agreeable, and clearly sent here by Jesus. She decided to post her personal email address on our forum, thinking it was a safe, Godly forum.

                        What she (and apparently you) didn't realize, is that our Godly forum is satan's #1 target. We are plagued with innumerable witches, goths, queers, atheists, and other assorted degenerates. It took them about 30 minutes to track her down, kidnap her, roast her alive and eat her heart as an offering to satan.

                        I blame myself. Ever since that dark day, I have issued an edict forbidding anyone from posting personal information. A few have tried, all have thankfully been saved from the fate that befell that young girl.

                        In just the same way we want to Save your soul from eternal damnation, we likewise want to save you from making the huge mistake that you nearly made. Jesus used strong language when rebuking, and so do we.
                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                        • Levi Jones
                          Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                          Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                          Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                           
                          • Jul 2009
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                          #42
                          Re: Just joined

                          Originally posted by macon church View Post
                          What do you expect when you go to Church?


                          What do you want? You have never explained it.
                          Originally posted by macon church View Post
                          Why are you quoting Pope Maledict the Rapist-Enabler? Are you a Papist stooge?


                          A reasonable question with the upsurge we have had of them lately.
                          Originally posted by macon church View Post

                          Surely you don't mean to tell us that God is some limp-wristed hippie who automatically forgives everything....Because the Holy Bible says quite the opposite.


                          You have yet to prove the opposite.
                          Originally posted by macon church View Post
                          None of those are very God like. And actually from my understanding God will forgive any sin as long as you confess and ask forgiveness. it is never automatic no matter how little or big the sin.
                          Not quite. The Bible speaks of the unforgivable sin quite often.

                          Originally posted by Matthew 12:31-32
                          Wherefore I say unto you, All manner of sin and blasphemy shall be forgiven unto men: but the blasphemy against the Holy Ghost shall not be forgiven unto men. And whosoever speaketh a word against the Son of man, it shall be forgiven him: but whosoever speaketh against the Holy Ghost, it shall not be forgiven him, neither in this world, neither in the world to come.



                          Originally posted by Luke 12:10
                          And whosoever shall speak a word against the Son of man, it shall be forgiven him: but unto him that blasphemeth against the Holy Ghost it shall not be forgiven.


                          Originally posted by Mark 3:28-29
                          28Verily I say unto you, All sins shall be forgiven unto the sons of men, and blasphemies wherewith soever they shall blaspheme:
                          29But he that shall blaspheme against the Holy Ghost hath never forgiveness, but is in danger of eternal damnation.




                          Originally posted by Hebrews 6:4-8
                          For it is impossible for those who were once enlightened, and have tasted of the heavenly gift, and were made partakers of the Holy Ghost,
                          5And have tasted the good word of God, and the powers of the world to come,
                          6If they shall fall away, to renew them again unto repentance; seeing they crucify to themselves the Son of God afresh, and put him to an open shame.
                          7For the earth which drinketh in the rain that cometh oft upon it, and bringeth forth herbs meet for them by whom it is dressed, receiveth blessing from God:
                          8But that which beareth thorns and briers is rejected, and is nigh unto cursing; whose end is to be burned.


                          Originally posted by macon church View Post
                          Not trying to start things on this board, I just expected more welcome than criticism.
                          I'm going to give you the courtesy to politely ask you to quit whining. Quit playing the persecuted role.

                          You came here, remember?
                          Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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                          • Mrs. Rogers
                            compassion personified
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                            • Sep 2006
                            • 2692

                            #43
                            Re: Just joined

                            Originally posted by macon church View Post
                            i haven't read the links but I will. Still not an excuse to call people stupid. Not very becoming of you to defend it. And I went to the trouble to search this board out in hopes of finding some help and have gotten mostly criticism. Some of you need to take a long look in the mirror.
                            Son, taking a "long look in the mirror" would be a dangerous act for me to perform; the LORD has blessed me with such a beauteous visage that I would not be able to tear myself away from the mirror, and my soul would be corrupted by the sin of pride.

                            I suggest you desist harping on about what's "becoming" etc, and engage in the Bible-based discussion presented to you.
                            True Christians are Perfect!

                            Signs that you belong to a FALSE Christian Church.

                            Persecution You Have Endured for CHRIST: what doesn't kill you makes you stronger in Christ.

                            For True Christians™ only: please send me Project Habakkuk updates at gertruderogers@landoverbaptist.net. Thank you.

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                            • Brother Snapper Grogan
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                              True Christian™
                              • May 2010
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                              #44
                              Re: Just joined

                              Macon, i'd like to welcome you. You seem like a genuine person seeking the Truth© and some True Christian™ fellowship.

                              You've been greeted with friendship and proper Pastoral advice, including some legitimate warnings about what you should be careful of and some excellent direct Biblical guidance.

                              Open your heart to Jesus and your wallet to Landover Baptist Church - you'll find more than ample reward in The Hereafter.
                              What's your operating system? Windows ? OS X ? Mine's JesOS!

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                              • macon church
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                                #45
                                Re: Just joined

                                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                Look pal, we've been trying to look out for you since you got hee, and this is the thanks we get?

                                It is incredibly stupid to post your personal email address on an open forum. I've said it to other numbskulls who have done it, and I'll continue to say it in the future. Anyone with an ounce of common sense would realize the dangers of such behavior.

                                Let me tell you a little story.

                                Around 5 years ago, an attractive young Christian lady came to our forum. She made a few posts, was agreeable, and clearly sent here by Jesus. She decided to post her personal email address on our forum, thinking it was a safe, Godly forum.

                                What she (and apparently you) didn't realize, is that our Godly forum is satan's #1 target. We are plagued with innumerable witches, goths, queers, atheists, and other assorted degenerates. It took them about 30 minutes to track her down, kidnap her, roast her alive and eat her heart as an offering to satan.

                                I blame myself. Ever since that dark day, I have issued an edict forbidding anyone from posting personal information. A few have tried, all have thankfully been saved from the fate that befell that young girl.

                                In just the same way we want to Save your soul from eternal damnation, we likewise want to save you from making the huge mistake that you nearly made. Jesus used strong language when rebuking, and so do we.

                                I agree it wasn't the smartest thing to do at the time but it could have been done without the epithet.

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