I WANT TO THANK EVERYONE!!!

[Green the homo]

Hi everyone

My name is Daniel and I just want to thank everyone on this forum because when I want a good laugh I come on here and read the insanity of this web site. So thank you, you guys put so much laughter in my life.

[Mrs. Rogers]

Re: I WANT TO THANK EVERYONE!!!

Hmm, not the politest of introductions. Let's begin again: how old are you? What's your favourite Bible verse?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: I WANT TO THANK EVERYONE!!!

Hi everyone

My name is Daniel and I just want to thank everyone on this forum because when I want a good laugh I come on here and read the insanity of this web site. So thank you, you guys put so much laughter in my life.

First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .


Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.