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  • Jose Queervo
    Unsaved trash
    Under Investigation
    • Sep 2010
    • 2

    #1

    Jose Queervo & Shotglass here

    Hey homes, we are queer and proud. Shotglass told me he heard, like, some statistics or something that you white boys will be a MINORITY in a few years. ha ha. Check it, you all will be mowing gay Mexican Catholic's lawns while we drink tequila.

    I see you don't like we are queer. Well guess what my Priest is too and he forgives me every week.

    Hey gringo, Shotglass and I sing for joo the Mexican National Anthem, "Donkeys and Tacos Forever"


    Andele, andele, por favor
    Donde esta mi tequila?
    Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang!
    Eiiiii Yii Yii Yi Yi Loooook et de
    [xxxx] on dat one;
    My sister’s a wergen and so iz
    my mom,
    For six hundred pesos I let you get on.
    Eiii Eiii Yiiiii Bang! Bang! Bang!,
    My burro iz so grande.
    Eii Bang Bang Yii Bang.
    Madre de Dios, diz iz de life,
    Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang.
    I newer wan to leeve diz stinkin’
    place
    To go back to stinkin’ Puerto Rico,
    YOU STINKIN’ GET MY MEANING, CHICO!?
    Bang EEEEEEiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiYYYYYiiiiiiiiiiii
    Hey, look et de [xxxx] on dat
    Utter one,
    Dat one iz de best one, ah Bang
    Bang Bang
    Look it ower Meester, it’z all for
    sale.
    Eiii Yiii Bang
    From our toez to our sombreros,
    We’re juzz wacky caballeros.
    Bang. Donkeys an' tacos forewer.
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  • Bobby-Joe
    Landover Security Superviser
    Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
    NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 18405

    #2
    Re: Jose Queervo & Shotglass here

    As Sarah Palin says "Don't retreat, reload". America is for REAL Americans friend.

    Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

    Hot Must ReadThreads!


    Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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    • Brother Temperance
      Senior Usher
      True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
      A very nice young man
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 15621

      #3
      Re: Jose Queervo & Shotglass here

      Friend, there are literally dozens of queer Catholic forums you could be posted in instead. If you want to stay here, you'd better get up your sinful habits and get right with Jesus - the real Jesus, not your drinking buddy with the mustache.
      O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



      God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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      • CyberYahweh
        Honorary True Christian™
        Forum Member
        • Aug 2010
        • 161

        #4
        Re: Jose Queervo & Shotglass here

        A good start might be to start speaking God's chosen language on this AMERICAN forum; as seen in his chosen word - the 1611 King James Bible. This forum is a True Christian community, and I genuinely doubt that my peers will tolerate your Tower of Babel babble, as well as your drug-running and homer championing mezzkin cathaholocism. Getting right with Jesus as it is explicitly written in the 1611 K.J.B. is a must, because Hell is the only alternative.

        And let me tell you; no spicy jalapeno or chili pepper can prepare you for the heat you will experience there.

        GBY
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        • Lisa H
          Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
          True Christian™
          • Jun 2010
          • 5070

          #5
          Re: Jose Queervo & Shotglass here

          Originally posted by Jose Queervo View Post
          Hey homes, we are queer and proud. Shotglass told me he heard, like, some statistics or something that you white boys will be a MINORITY in a few years. ha ha. Check it, you all will be mowing gay Mexican Catholic's lawns while we drink tequila.

          I see you don't like we are queer. Well guess what my Priest is too and he forgives me every week.

          Hey gringo, Shotglass and I sing for joo the Mexican National Anthem, "Donkeys and Tacos Forever"
          You are forgetting one thing queer boy. You cannot reproduce so you will eventually die out.
          Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
          Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
          Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
          Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
          Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
          Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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          • James Hutchins
            True Christian™
            Just a Regular Nice Guy
             
            • Jun 2009
            • 29453

            #6
            Re: Jose Queervo & Shotglass here

            Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
            You are forgetting one thing queer boy. You cannot reproduce so you will eventually die out.
            Praise Jesus!
            Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
            Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
            Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
            Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
            Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
            Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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