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  • Yoshino Shimasaki
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    Under Investigation
    • Sep 2010
    • 3

    #1

    Hello

    I am Yoshino Shimasaki. I am single and moved to America 2 years ago to become a citizen and to look for an America husband. English is not my first language but I was better than most of my class in English learning.
    It is pleasant to meet you.
  • HTannor
    America's Most Fair and Balanced Judge
    True Christian™
    • Jun 2009
    • 2612

    #2
    Re: Hello

    Welcome, Miss Shimasaki.

    I'm sure you will find a nice husband so that you can start producing good little Soldiers for Christ.

    Speaking of which, you seem to have overlooked telling us of your religious background or beliefs. Please elaborate on those.
    The Honorable HTannor (Pro NRA, Anti-Homer Marriage), Judge, Freehold Supreme Court

    "Credo elvem etiam vivere"

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    • Yoshino Shimasaki
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      • Sep 2010
      • 3

      #3
      Re: Hello

      Originally posted by HTannor View Post
      Welcome, Miss Shimasaki.

      I'm sure you will find a nice husband so that you can start producing good little Soldiers for Christ.

      Speaking of which, you seem to have overlooked telling us of your religious background or beliefs. Please elaborate on those.
      I was raised a buddhist. Is that a problem?

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      • Phebe Carlyle
        GALS 4 GOD Guidance Counseler
        Expert at baking, sewing, and rebuking unsaved scum
        True Christian™
        • May 2010
        • 2604

        #4
        Re: Hello

        Originally posted by Yoshino Shimasaki View Post
        I was raised a buddhist. Is that a problem?


        And they LET you into America?

        Obama has done it again! He will let just about ANY banshee in these days.

        Oh well, you are here now, so hello. What is your favorite Bible verse and just WHEN do you plan on converting to Christianity from your FALSE religion, Missy?

        YIC,

        Mrs. Phebe Dewitt.




        There's Jesus here,
        Just see what He offers me....
        Down here my sins forgiven,
        Up there a home in heaven
        Praise God, That's the way for me!!

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        • Sister Charli
          True Christian™
          True Christian™
          • Jun 2010
          • 1590

          #5
          Re: Hello

          Originally posted by Yoshino Shimasaki View Post
          I was raised a buddhist. Is that a problem?
          Of course it is.

          Jesus is a jealous God.

          Exodus 20:5 (King James Version)
          5 Thou shalt not bow down thyself to them, nor serve them: for I the LORD thy God am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children unto the third and fourth generation of them that hate me;
          2 Chronicles 7:14
          14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land Australia.

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          • Pastor Ezekiel
            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 78556

            #6
            Re: Hello

            Originally posted by Yoshino Shimasaki View Post
            I was raised a buddhist. Is that a problem?
            It's only a problem if you'd like to avoid spending eternity being tortured in hell. You see Jesus suffered and died (temporarily) on the cross for my sins, not that fat chink Buddha.

            Why not take this quiz and find out about your standing with God?
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            • landoverlover
              Also loves Jesus and America
              True Christian™
              • Jul 2010
              • 828

              #7
              Re: Hello

              Originally posted by Yoshino Shimasaki View Post
              I am Yoshino Shimasaki. I am single and moved to America 2 years ago to become a citizen and to look for an America husband. English is not my first language but I was better than most of my class in English learning.
              It is pleasant to meet you.
              Konichi-wa, Yoshino sama.

              If you can straighten up your spiritual act, fortune cookie say you will prosper with a strapping Amelican Baptist husband. You're already trained to be subservient unlike most modern shiftless American strumpets.

              You just have to ditch the kimono and chopsticks, and give your heart (and 10% of your gross income, including capital gains) to Jesus.
              Leviticus 13:44 He is a leprous man, he is UNCLEAN: the priest shall pronounce him utterly UNCLEAN; his plague is in his head.

              2 Kings 6:25 And there was a great famine in Samaria: and, behold, they besieged it, until an ass's head was sold for fourscore pieces of silver, and the fourth part of a cab of dove's dung for five pieces of silver.



              King James Bible v1611

              Good Enough For JESUS....Good Enough For Me !!

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              • John Creeser
                Warning: In case of Rapture, this account will be unmanned.
                 
                • Aug 2009
                • 7248

                #8
                Re: Hello

                Originally posted by Yoshino Shimasaki View Post
                I was raised a buddhist. Is that a problem?
                You understand this is a Christian forum right?

                So when are you converting?
                -Every young man's battle - PORN AND MASTURBATION![/SIZE]
                -DISOWN your ATHEIST children - just like this good mother did!!

                -FINALLY!! Some rights for the rapists!!
                -There is no such thing as animal abuse!!
                -Pregnancy through RAPE is a GIFT from God
                -Keep the Fags out of the Boy Scouts!!
                -WIVES!! Stay in your abusive relationship!

                STOP, DROP & ROLL DOESN'T WORK IN HELL!!!!


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                • Jo Freddie
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                  Hateful God mocking pirate
                  • Apr 2009
                  • 6339

                  #9
                  Re: Hello

                  Originally posted by Mrs. Phebe Dewitt View Post


                  And they LET you into America?

                  Obama has done it again! He will let just about ANY banshee in these days.
                  Originally posted by Yoshino Shimasaki View Post
                  I am single and moved to America 2 years ago to become a citizen and to look for an America husband.
                  I know it may seem longer to one such as yourself, but Obama has not been in office 2 years yet, so the question about who let her in would need to be taken up with the previous administration.
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                  • Phebe Carlyle
                    GALS 4 GOD Guidance Counseler
                    Expert at baking, sewing, and rebuking unsaved scum
                    True Christian™
                    • May 2010
                    • 2604

                    #10
                    Re: Hello

                    Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                    I know it may seem longer to one such as yourself, but Obama has not been in office 2 years yet, so the question about who let her in would need to be taken up with the previous administration.
                    PHHT!! He was elected into office in 2008. last I looked, 2010 - 2008 = 2!

                    Hiroshima did not stress which month in 2008 she arrived here, al funghi!! Could well have been the 5th November. It doesn't matter that he was not sworn in until jan 20th 2009!! To me and ANY OTHER GOOD GOD FEARING CHRISTIAN, November 4th was the day satan (temporarily) WON!!

                    Now why don't you mind your own beezwax and stay OUT of Christian affairs!

                    YIC

                    Mrs. Phebe Dewitt




                    There's Jesus here,
                    Just see what He offers me....
                    Down here my sins forgiven,
                    Up there a home in heaven
                    Praise God, That's the way for me!!

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                    • Jo Freddie
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                      Hateful God mocking pirate
                      • Apr 2009
                      • 6339

                      #11
                      Re: Hello

                      Originally posted by Mrs. Phebe Dewitt View Post
                      PHHT!! He was elected into office in 2008. last I looked, 2010 - 2008 = 2!

                      Hiroshima did not stress which month in 2008 she arrived here, al funghi!! Could well have been the 5th November. It doesn't matter that he was not sworn in until jan 20th 2009!! To me and ANY OTHER GOOD GOD FEARING CHRISTIAN, November 4th was the day satan (temporarily) WON!!

                      Now why don't you mind your own beezwax and stay OUT of Christian affairs!

                      YIC

                      Mrs. Phebe Dewitt
                      Before he was sworn in it was the still the previous administration.
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                      True Pastafarian™

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