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  • Levi Jones
    Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
    Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
    Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
     
    • Jul 2009
    • 13930

    #16
    Re: Dear landoverbaptist

    Originally posted by FredSantos View Post
    This is just sad, I cant believe that you actualy still try to troll trough all this Im trying to have a serious conversation with racional people and I want to just bring it to your knowledge you are actualy making people believe all this that you write on this website.
    Like they need to follow the laws of man and work within the system to change to biblical law?

    Originally posted by FredSantos View Post
    This did not came in the news here in portugal
    Do you have some lies you would like to confess to us?
    Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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    • Phebe Carlyle
      GALS 4 GOD Guidance Counseler
      Expert at baking, sewing, and rebuking unsaved scum
      True Christian™
      • May 2010
      • 2604

      #17
      Re: Dear landoverbaptist

      Originally posted by FredSantos View Post
      This did not came in the news here in portugal because both the familys and the school decided to keep this in secret and the governament has serious penaltys for this on public schools and they censor the media to not cover this things in the news, my family however had to pay a 20000 euros to the other family.
      Now, this is an interesting turn of events. Perhaps the little harlot was not even pregnant at all and this is just her family's way of extorting money from your family.

      It just seems strange to me that any fornicating teen whore having a miscarriage would only take 3 days from school to get over it.

      Did she return to school with swanky new barrettes in her hair by chance?
      20000 Euro could certainly by a lot of bling for her to show off!

      YIC

      Mrs Phebe Dewitt.




      There's Jesus here,
      Just see what He offers me....
      Down here my sins forgiven,
      Up there a home in heaven
      Praise God, That's the way for me!!

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      • James Dewitt
        #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
        • Jan 2010
        • 6267

        #18
        Re: Dear landoverbaptist

        Originally posted by FredSantos View Post
        No shit genius? maybe I made a mistake its not so hard to think? I havent been smoking anything however my brother will be doing far worse because of how badly this website and its trolls piffleed up with his head
        Friend there is no need for harsh words, we are just servants of God. We deplore violence, with the exception of disciplining or wives and children a True Christian avoids violence at all costs. What worries me is that slut teenager, she is indeed in trouble, unwed sex, an abortion, very messy. Is there an Independent Baptist Church near by, A pastor may be able to help, or at least let her know what God may have in store for her.

        Genesis 38:24

        And it came to pass about three months after, that it was told Judah, saying, Tamar thy daughter in law hath played the harlot; and also, behold, she is with child by whoredom. And Judah said, Bring her forth, and let her be burnt.



        Did the young man who laid down with her wed her? If not she may be in trouble with that matter.

        Deuteronomy 22:13-22

        If any man take a wife, and go in unto her, and hate her,And give occasions of speech against her, and bring up an evil name upon her, and say, I took this woman, and when I came to her, I found her not a maid:Then shall the father of the damsel, and her mother, take and bring forth the tokens of the damsel's virginity unto the elders of the city in the gate:And the damsel's father shall say unto the elders, I gave my daughter unto this man to wife, and he hateth her;And, lo, he hath given occasions of speech against her, saying, I found not thy daughter a maid; and yet these are the tokens of my daughter's virginity. And they shall spread the cloth before the elders of the city.And the elders of that city shall take that man and chastise him;And they shall amerce him in an hundred shekels of silver, and give them unto the father of the damsel, because he hath brought up an evil name upon a virgin of Israel: and she shall be his wife; he may not put her away all his days.But if this thing be true, and the tokens of virginity be not found for the damsel:Then they shall bring out the damsel to the door of her father's house, and the men of her city shall stone her with stones that she die: because she hath wrought folly in Israel, to play the whore in her father's house: so shalt thou put evil away from among you.



        As for your brother I hope he learned something from his actions.

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        • Levi Jones
          Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
          Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
          Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
           
          • Jul 2009
          • 13930

          #19
          Re: Dear landoverbaptist

          Originally posted by Mrs. Phebe Dewitt View Post
          Now, this is an interesting turn of events.
          I suspect this troll is not even in Portugal like it claimed to be.

          No, I suspect this is a false Christian trying to start trouble and blame us for things that didn't happen.
          Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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          • FredSantos
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            • Sep 2010
            • 10

            #20
            Re: Dear landoverbaptist

            Your an admin track my IP.

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            • James Dewitt
              #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
              • Jan 2010
              • 6267

              #21
              Re: Dear landoverbaptist

              Originally posted by FredSantos View Post
              Your an admin track my IP.
              Fred rather than be concerned with your IP, I am concerned for your Salvation(TM). Son do you know Jesus? Can I tell you about Him, cool . You see Jesus is the only begotten son of God. He came to us and died(temporally) so that we can all have Salvation(TM). Do you understand what that means? If you accept Jesus into your heart, and are Baptized by a Pastor in a local Independent Baptist Church, and you follow the word of God as told to us in the Holy KJV1611 Bible, you may go to Heaven and live with Jesus for all eternity.

              Doesn't that sound wonderful? I just get so darn giddy at the thought.

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              • Levi Jones
                Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                 
                • Jul 2009
                • 13930

                #22
                Re: Dear landoverbaptist

                Originally posted by FredSantos View Post
                Your an admin track my IP.
                the first look said Miami, but maybe you are in Portugal. Still, your story reeks of untruth.
                Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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                • Pastor Ezekiel
                  Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                   
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 78556

                  #23
                  Re: Dear landoverbaptist

                  Originally posted by FredSantos View Post
                  Your an admin track my IP.
                  Yes we can. You were recently banned under the username "Priestmolestor666."

                  Do you expect us to take you seriously?
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                  • FredSantos
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    • Sep 2010
                    • 10

                    #24
                    Re: Dear landoverbaptist

                    Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
                    Fred rather than be concerned with your IP, I am concerned for your Salvation™. Son do you know Jesus? Can I tell you about Him, cool . You see Jesus is the only begotten son of God. He came to us and died(temporally) so that we can all have Salvation™. Do you understand what that means? If you accept Jesus into your heart, and are Baptized by a Pastor in a local Independent Baptist Church, and you follow the word of God as told to us in the Holy KJV1611 Bible, you may go to Heaven and live with Jesus for all eternity.

                    Doesn't that sound wonderful? I just get so darn giddy at the thought.
                    Not sure if troll, however jesus was a nice man that spreaded good words and wanted everyone to have the same rights and he was a man of good however twisted figures distorced his words and made it so that religion could control and enslave the weak minded I hope you understand that before talking about jesus, king james was a cruel and grotesc ditactor like many others who used to bible to control his population, the truth is there is no god and there is no repentence

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                    • Mrs. Mary Whitford
                      Ladies of Landover Senior VP
                      One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
                      Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
                      True Christian™
                      • Dec 2006
                      • 12414

                      #25
                      Re: Dear landoverbaptist

                      Originally posted by FredSantos View Post
                      Not sure if troll, however jesus was a nice man that spreaded good words and wanted everyone to have the same rights and he was a man of good however twisted figures distorced his words and made it so that religion could control and enslave the weak minded
                      Do you have scripture to back this nonsense up?
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                      • Cranky Old Man
                        Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                        You kids get off his lawn!
                         
                        • Jan 2010
                        • 22380

                        #26
                        Re: Dear landoverbaptist

                        Originally posted by FredSantos View Post
                        My 14 year old brother just got arrested because he caused an abortion at school by hitting a pregant girl from the 12th grade with a stick hes now in jail and facing many charges and the girl is realy depressed she doesnt go to school for 3 days
                        It could not have been that bad if she is only away from school for 3 days.

                        crap guys like crankyoldman
                        You do not seem to be a nice person.

                        What shocks me the most is that you guys here dont think consequences have actions
                        Duh! Of course do actions have consequences. That is what we are warning people for all the time. In your case the consequences of your actions will be eternal damnation to hell.

                        Originally posted by FredSantos View Post
                        http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=45460 You never encorage hitting pregant women you say?
                        Please note hitting the pregnant women is just a side effect. The purpose is to hit the child to prevent it from going to hell.

                        God is very clear about that:
                        • Proverbs 23:13-14 "Withhold not correction from the child: for if thou beatest him with the rod, he shall not die. Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell."
                        • Proverbs 13:24 "He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes."
                        5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                        To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                        James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                        • Rev. M. Rodimer
                          Honorary True Christian™
                          Forum Member
                          • May 2008
                          • 13996

                          #27
                          Re: Dear landoverbaptist

                          Originally posted by FredSantos View Post
                          This did not came in the news here in portugal because both the familys and the school decided to keep this in secret
                          How convenient. I'm sure it was a big secret, after the girl popped out a stillborn bastard in the cafeteria.
                          and the governament has serious penaltys for this on public schools and they censor the media to not cover this things in the news, my family however had to pay a 20000 euros to the other family.
                          Good! Then it's all settled, and Biblically, even! So what's the problem?
                          Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
                          I suspect this troll is not even in Portugal like it claimed to be.

                          No, I suspect this is a false Christian trying to start trouble and blame us for things that didn't happen.
                          That WOULD explain the lack of any news reports, police reports, etc.
                          Originally posted by FredSantos View Post
                          Not sure if troll, however jesus was a nice man that spreaded good words and wanted everyone to have the same rights
                          Where exactly did Jesus say He wants everyone to "have the same rights"? He told slaves they should obey their masters; is that telling them they should "have the same rights" as free people? Women are to obey their husbands, does that give them "the same rights" as men?

                          and he was a man of good however twisted figures distorced his words and made it so that religion could control and enslave the weak minded I hope you understand that before talking about jesus, king james was a cruel and grotesc ditactor like many others who used to bible to control his population, the truth is there is no god and there is no repentence
                          Ah, the truth comes out. You're another atheist here to mock God, and came up with a story about your retarded brother whacking a pregnant girl with a twig to see if you could provoke a reaction.

                          King James didn't write the King James Authorized Bible. He just paid to have it translated from the original Greek and Hebrew texts.
                          Bible boring? Nonsense!
                          Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                          You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                          • landoverlover
                            Also loves Jesus and America
                            True Christian™
                            • Jul 2010
                            • 828

                            #28
                            Re: Dear landoverbaptist

                            Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
                            I suspect this troll is not even in Portugal like it claimed to be.

                            No, I suspect this is a false Christian trying to start trouble and blame us for things that didn't happen.

                            Our members have spent a condiserable amount of time trying to bring the light of God to you. It would be shame if this effort was based on a lie. And so, I will donate a $50 tithe to Landover Baptist Church, or a charity of your choice that is acceptable to the Church, if you can provide a police report, settlement agreement, copy of a bank draft for the Euros, or other proof of your claim.
                            Leviticus 13:44 He is a leprous man, he is UNCLEAN: the priest shall pronounce him utterly UNCLEAN; his plague is in his head.

                            2 Kings 6:25 And there was a great famine in Samaria: and, behold, they besieged it, until an ass's head was sold for fourscore pieces of silver, and the fourth part of a cab of dove's dung for five pieces of silver.



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                            • James Dewitt
                              #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
                              • Jan 2010
                              • 6267

                              #29
                              Re: Dear landoverbaptist

                              Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
                              Do you have scripture to back this nonsense up?
                              Sister Mary Maria, it is sad that a young man like this has no knowledge of Jesus. I would venture to say that he has never opened a Bible let alone attended a Church service. I am not sure if it is his fault or his parents.

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                              • BelieverInGod
                                Fourm Member
                                Forum Member
                                • Feb 2010
                                • 9269

                                #30
                                Re: Dear landoverbaptist

                                Originally posted by FredSantos View Post
                                Not sure if troll, however jesus was a nice man that spreaded good words and wanted everyone to have the same rights and he was a man of good however twisted figures distorced his words and made it so that religion could control and enslave the weak minded I hope you understand that before talking about jesus, king james was a cruel and grotesc ditactor like many others who used to bible to control his population, the truth is there is no god and there is no repentence
                                So in other words, you've never actually read the Bible. And like most retards, you don't seem to understand that King James DIDN'T WRITE THE BIBLE! All he did was commission the men who TRANSLATED it from the Greek and Hebrew.

                                So according to you, there is no way to forgive your brother for what he "did". So why whine to us? No just blame him for what he did, it was his decision. Or is personal responsibility something you don't believe in either?
                                Drama queen

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