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  • UnholyDoofuss
    Unsaved trash, slant lover
    • Sep 2010
    • 13

    #1

    Me!

    My name state it self! Yet I wish to come here and talk and just see why you think the way you do and if facts are something Christians bother about today or if it's still Medieval all over this religion.

    I'm all that you are not and vice versa and in the same time I'm absolutely no one to even care about! Peace out and don't be so stiff boy! It's only a funeral!
    This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. --ADMIN
  • WinnerNotSinner
    Friendliest Fellow in all of Freehold
    True Christian™
    • Jun 2010
    • 951

    #2
    Re: Me!

    Originally posted by UnholyDokuro View Post
    My name state it self! Yet I wish to come here and talk and just see why you think the way you do and if facts are something Christians bother about today or if it's still Medieval all over this religion.
    True Christians live by facts, so yes it is something we bother about. Some false Christians ignore the facts they don't like, but here we all live our lives according to GOD's Book of facts: The KJV1611.

    Originally posted by UnholyDokuro View Post
    I'm all that you are not and vice versa and in the same time I'm absolutely no one to even care about! Peace out and don't be so stiff boy! It's only a funeral!
    What are you talking about? Let me guess, you have been drinking? You thought you'd 'kick back and relax' by shouting abuse at some real Christians? Could you tell me a little more about who you are? What Church do you attend? How old are you?
    6
    A woman came up to me the other day, 12/6/2016 and said:
    "But Mr. Winner, if GOD loves everyone then why is there so much suffering in the world?"

    Because GOD doesn't love everyone. Too many people have this absurd idea in their heads that GOD is all loving.
    If he was all loving, then murderers, thieves and homosexuals would be waiting for you in Heaven.

    GOD doesn't open his gate to just anyone. Being a True Christian™ is like a Queue Jump ticket at Disney, we are guaranteed a ride with JESUS.

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    • Mrs. Mary Whitford
      Ladies of Landover Senior VP
      One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
      Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
      True Christian™
      • Dec 2006
      • 12414

      #3
      Re: Me!

      Posted via Prayer

      1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
      Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

      Blogging for CHRIST!
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      • Rev. M. Rodimer
        Honorary True Christian™
        Forum Member
        • May 2008
        • 13996

        #4
        Re: Me!

        Originally posted by UnholyDookie View Post
        My name state it self! Yet I wish to come here and talk and just see why you think the way you do and if facts are something Christians bother about today or if it's still Medieval all over this religion.

        I'm all that you are not and vice versa and in the same time I'm absolutely no one to even care about! Peace out and don't be so stiff boy! It's only a funeral!
        Hi, UnholyDookie. Yes, your name tells us a lot.

        We think the way we do because the Bible tells us to.

        Since you're everything we are not, I assume you are an atheist who rapes chickens and old women to death, dismembers them, and eats their skin . . . not necessarily in that order.
        Bible boring? Nonsense!
        Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
        You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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        • John Creeser
          Warning: In case of Rapture, this account will be unmanned.
           
          • Aug 2009
          • 7248

          #5
          Re: Me!

          Originally posted by UnholyDokuro View Post
          My name state it self! Yet I wish to come here and talk and just see why you think the way you do and if facts are something Christians bother about today or if it's still Medieval all over this religion.

          I'm all that you are not and vice versa and in the same time I'm absolutely no one to even care about! Peace out and don't be so stiff boy! It's only a funeral!
          You guys actually understood that negra talk?
          -Every young man's battle - PORN AND MASTURBATION![/SIZE]
          -DISOWN your ATHEIST children - just like this good mother did!!

          -FINALLY!! Some rights for the rapists!!
          -There is no such thing as animal abuse!!
          -Pregnancy through RAPE is a GIFT from God
          -Keep the Fags out of the Boy Scouts!!
          -WIVES!! Stay in your abusive relationship!

          STOP, DROP & ROLL DOESN'T WORK IN HELL!!!!


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          • Brother Temperance
            Senior Usher
            True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
            A very nice young man
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 15621

            #6
            Re: Me!

            Originally posted by UnholyDokuro View Post
            My name state it self! Yet I wish to come here and talk and just see why you think the way you do and if facts are something Christians bother about today or if it's still Medieval all over this religion.
            Friend, there is nothing Medieval about us. We are 100% Biblical. We live all those radical progressive medieval innovations for the various trendy Protestant fads like the Presbyterians and the Methodists.
            I'm all that you are not and vice versa
            You are not particularly coherent, and coherency is not a feature of your writing.
            and in the same time I'm absolutely no one to even care about!
            Friend, though it may be hard to believe, Jesus cares about everyone, even a tedious, insignificant little oaf like you.
            Peace out and don't be so stiff boy! It's only a funeral!
            Who died? Please say Doris Day.
            O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



            God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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            • Pastor Ezekiel
              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 78556

              #7
              Re: Me!

              Originally posted by UnholyDokuro View Post
              My name state it self! Yet I wish to come here and talk and just see why you think the way you do and if facts are something Christians bother about today or if it's still Medieval all over this religion.

              I'm all that you are not and vice versa and in the same time I'm absolutely no one to even care about! Peace out and don't be so stiff boy! It's only a funeral!
              Hey, chink wannabee: GET THEE HENCE!
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • UnholyDoofuss
                Unsaved trash, slant lover
                • Sep 2010
                • 13

                #8
                Re: Me!

                I had a name here but I guess it's changed! Someone couldn't hold true to their own thoughts enough but had to smudge me! I will not search more then that I have my own believes that that person is weak at hart!


                "Since you're everything we are not, I assume you are an atheist who rapes chickens and old women to death, dismembers them, and eats their skin . . . not necessarily in that order." - only if it helps you get along with me! I was merely trying out some fun with words and saying that I'm not a Christian but interested in talking with hard believers.

                What else have been written in here, hm?

                "What are you talking about? Let me guess, you have been drinking? You thought you'd 'kick back and relax' by shouting abuse at some real Christians? Could you tell me a little more about who you are? What Church do you attend? How old are you? "

                No, I'm sober. It's wednesday after all! I had no intent of being abusive to Christians and if that's the way you took that then maybe you seek shreds of violence perhaps, I hope not for you since that's a bitter life indeed. I do not attend to any church, yet I belong to protestants and I'm 23 years old. What I do attend to is University of Skövde! Ph.D student! That's why I am here to seek facts from Christians. So far I've sadly only found crap, name calling, disgusting ways of telling how to treat people and foul behaviour that any one would actually do they would be sent behind bars. Maybe I just react over the black mud in here and have not seen clouds yet!

                any one else to react upon?

                Brother Temperance - I do think I could have some connection here and coherency was not the goal. Then when some say biblical as facts you must forgive me for raising an eye. All words are written down by humans which where told by humans that god told them. Or how Jesus acted which where written as letters by the 12 men he had around him. Some wrote more then others as I recall.
                This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. --ADMIN

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                • Brother Temperance
                  Senior Usher
                  True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                  A very nice young man
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 15621

                  #9
                  Re: Me!

                  Originally posted by UnholyDoofuss View Post
                  Brother Temperance - I do think I could have some connection here and coherency was not the goal. Then when some say biblical as facts you must forgive me for raising an eye. All words are written down by humans which where told by humans that god told them. Or how Jesus acted which where written as letters by the 12 men he had around him. Some wrote more then others as I recall.
                  Yes! Exactly! God guided the writing of the Bible, that's why everything in it's true. I'm glad to see we agree.
                  O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                  God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                  • UnholyDoofuss
                    Unsaved trash, slant lover
                    • Sep 2010
                    • 13

                    #10
                    Re: Me!

                    Sorry, but we can't agree on that all is true! People where guided as they wrote, fine. Yet truth it's not. As I've seen during my own studies that's black and white. Yet beside that fact of truth I believe we can agree on the rest, hopefully!
                    This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. --ADMIN

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                    • WinnerNotSinner
                      Friendliest Fellow in all of Freehold
                      True Christian™
                      • Jun 2010
                      • 951

                      #11
                      Re: Me!

                      Originally posted by UnholyDoofuss View Post
                      Sorry, but we can't agree on that all is true! People where guided as they wrote, fine. Yet truth it's not. As I've seen during my own studies that's black and white. Yet beside that fact of truth I believe we can agree on the rest, hopefully!
                      What subject do you study? What "Studies" have you carried out that disprove the Bible?

                      Why do you think you're smarter than GOD?
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                      A woman came up to me the other day, 12/6/2016 and said:
                      "But Mr. Winner, if GOD loves everyone then why is there so much suffering in the world?"

                      Because GOD doesn't love everyone. Too many people have this absurd idea in their heads that GOD is all loving.
                      If he was all loving, then murderers, thieves and homosexuals would be waiting for you in Heaven.

                      GOD doesn't open his gate to just anyone. Being a True Christian™ is like a Queue Jump ticket at Disney, we are guaranteed a ride with JESUS.

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                      • UnholyDoofuss
                        Unsaved trash, slant lover
                        • Sep 2010
                        • 13

                        #12
                        Re: Me!

                        Now dear sir! I never said anything about intelligence! That's a foul and low attack! My studies are social, cognitive effects on people. Then I hold a master in nature science.

                        The world by bible isn't more then 50.000 years correct? My own and all scientist can tell you it's far older around 6 billion years. Then we have evolution! Something you will not agree upon and just cast in my face with 7 days explanation! The position of the earth according to the sun!
                        This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. --ADMIN

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                        • Pastor Ezekiel
                          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                           
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 78556

                          #13
                          Re: Me!

                          Originally posted by UnholyDoofuss View Post
                          Now dear sir! I never said anything about intelligence! That's a foul and low attack! My studies are social, cognitive effects on people. Then I hold a master in nature science.

                          The world by bible isn't more then 50.000 years correct? My own and all scientist can tell you it's far older around 6 billion years. Then we have evolution! Something you will not agree upon and just cast in my face with 7 days explanation! The position of the earth according to the sun!
                          What a hateful rant that was. Did satan send you here to persecute us?

                          The earth is 6,100 years old according to the Bible. Evolution is a proven lie.



                          By the way, this is a Christian forum, not a debate forum.
                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                          • WinnerNotSinner
                            Friendliest Fellow in all of Freehold
                            True Christian™
                            • Jun 2010
                            • 951

                            #14
                            Re: Me!

                            Originally posted by UnholyDoofuss View Post
                            Then I hold a master in nature science.
                            Ugh, so you worship monkeys, you believe evolution, yada yada yada. We've heard it all before, and we all dismiss it as hyped up nonsense.

                            We have a long way to go with you, don't we? Stop talking and start listening, God Mocker.

                            Originally posted by UnholyDoofuss View Post
                            The world by bible isn't more then 50.000 years correct?
                            Correct, but you clearly know nothing about the LORD's Holy Word. The Earth is actually no more than 6100 years old. The complex creation science math work has been carried out HERE and is based on scripture.

                            Originally posted by UnholyDoofuss View Post
                            My own and all scientist can tell you it's far older around 6 billion years. Then we have evolution! Something you will not agree upon and just cast in my face with 7 days explanation! The position of the earth according to the sun!
                            . You poor misguided soul, your lack of experience applying the Bible is making you look like a confused child.

                            Read and accept this, little boy:

                            The Earth was created in 7 days.
                            Genesis 1
                            31And God saw every thing that he had made, and, behold, it was very good. And the evening and the morning were the sixth day.


                            The Earth is completely stationary, and does not revolve around the sun.
                            Job 38:4
                            Where wast thou when I laid the foundations of the earth? declare, if thou hast understanding
                            Job 38:6
                            Whereupon are the foundations thereof fastened? or who laid the corner stone thereof


                            ...and I won't even properly talk about Darwims theory and why it is nothing compared to the infallible Word Of GOD©, but please feel free to explore our Creation Science section so you can see the proof yourself.
                            6
                            A woman came up to me the other day, 12/6/2016 and said:
                            "But Mr. Winner, if GOD loves everyone then why is there so much suffering in the world?"

                            Because GOD doesn't love everyone. Too many people have this absurd idea in their heads that GOD is all loving.
                            If he was all loving, then murderers, thieves and homosexuals would be waiting for you in Heaven.

                            GOD doesn't open his gate to just anyone. Being a True Christian™ is like a Queue Jump ticket at Disney, we are guaranteed a ride with JESUS.

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                            • UnholyDoofuss
                              Unsaved trash, slant lover
                              • Sep 2010
                              • 13

                              #15
                              Re: Me!

                              Mr. Ezekiel!
                              It's a proven fact of science! It's a fact because it's an theory that has NOT been proven false yet! The bible hold NO true facts of nature just random chosen text 400 years after Jesus died.


                              Christian forum and no debate? Fine, you blindfolded, weak man!: Here is my knowledge and believes:
                              Jesus existed! As did Hannibal, Gajus Julius, Spartacus, Hitler, ABBA and Swedish warriors that beat the crap out of everyone but SAS! He was a kind man with great delusions and people bought it and it became the biggest cancer on the planet! Setting humanity back hundreds if not even a thousand years in technology and knowledge! The best time was the kings of Europe which killed the Church's power. Sadly it didn't manage to kill a stupid idea as a all knowing being! A white jew zombie in GAZA! Did you know that men of the North, proud men who no Christian could match as man or by war, lived to be around 75 years and as Christianity spread Europeans lived to be around 40 as oldest! Then Church lost it power and today we live to 80! Christianity is a scorch on this planet! Hell does not exist and I see that this sight will not where I will conduct my studies! You're all just to blind to see any light!
                              This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. --ADMIN

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