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  • trust-the-lord
    Forum Member
    Forum Member
    • Sep 2010
    • 7
    #1

    Hey out there :)

    Hey my name is Kasper, i have reasontly found this side and would love to be a member.
    I have been religious all my live and go to church evry Wednesday and sunday. I live ind the sad land of Denmark
    so i'm glad that i am on the same side as god..



    Hopes and preyers-

    kasper
    Genesis 2:1-2 By the seventh day God had finished the work he had been doing; so on the seventh day he rested from all his work.
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    • John Creeser
      Warning: In case of Rapture, this account will be unmanned.
       
      • Aug 2009
      • 7248
      #2
      Re: Hey out there

      Originally posted by trust-the-lord View Post
      Hey my name is Kasper, i have reasontly found this side and would love to be a member.
      I have been religious all my live and go to church evry Wednesday and sunday. I live ind the sad land of Denmark
      so i'm glad that i am on the same side as god..



      Hopes and preyers-

      kasper
      Denmark eh? Explains your atrocious spelling. However, spelling God with a lower case "g" is not very Christian, are you a catholic per chance?
      -Every young man's battle - PORN AND MASTURBATION![/SIZE]
      -DISOWN your ATHEIST children - just like this good mother did!!

      -FINALLY!! Some rights for the rapists!!
      -There is no such thing as animal abuse!!
      -Pregnancy through RAPE is a GIFT from God
      -Keep the Fags out of the Boy Scouts!!
      -WIVES!! Stay in your abusive relationship!

      STOP, DROP & ROLL DOESN'T WORK IN HELL!!!!

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        • Brother Temperance
          Senior Usher
          True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
          A very nice young man
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 15621
          #3
          Re: Hey out there

          Originally posted by trust-the-lord View Post
          Hey my name is Kasper, i have reasontly found this side and would love to be a member.
          We'd love for you to become a True Christian too.
          I have been religious all my live and go to church evry Wednesday and sunday.
          Glad to hear it. Going to Church every Sunday is the absolute minimum for any Christian, and going every Wednesday definitely helps keep you in God's good books.
          I live ind the sad land of Denmark
          We feel your pain, friend.
          so i'm glad that i am on the same side as god..
          Woah, that's quite an assumption.

          Matthew 7:21 Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven.

          A lot of people who think they're Christians actually aren't. I hope you are, or at least that you can be saved, but it's a bit early to say whether you're on God's side or not just yet. Why not tell us a little bit more about your beliefs and your relationship with God and the Bible?
          O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



          God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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            • Pastor Ezekiel
              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 78555
              #4
              Re: Hey out there

              Originally posted by trust-the-lord View Post
              Hey my name is Kasper, i have reasontly found this side and would love to be a member.
              I have been religious all my live and go to church evry Wednesday and sunday. I live ind the sad land of Denmark
              so i'm glad that i am on the same side as god..



              Hopes and preyers-

              kasper
              If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

              If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

              You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

              Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                • landoverlover
                  Also loves Jesus and America
                  True Christian™
                  • Jul 2010
                  • 828
                  #5
                  Re: Hey out there

                  Originally posted by trust-the-lord View Post
                  Hey my name is Kasper, i have reasontly found this side and would love to be a member.
                  I have been religious all my live and go to church evry Wednesday and sunday. I live ind the sad land of Denmark
                  so i'm glad that i am on the same side as god..



                  Hopes and preyers-

                  kasper
                  Welcome! It's very heartening to read that you are 'religious.' It's all the rage today among the new agers and hippies and other devils to say, in an uppity mushmouth tone of voice, "I'm SPIRITUAL not RELIGIOUS" - meaning usually they just make up whatever god suits their sinful life"style". I'd give them all a punch in the gut if Jesus would let me (he won't).

                  Anyway, you can grow in God here, friend!
                  Leviticus 13:44 He is a leprous man, he is UNCLEAN: the priest shall pronounce him utterly UNCLEAN; his plague is in his head.

                  2 Kings 6:25 And there was a great famine in Samaria: and, behold, they besieged it, until an ass's head was sold for fourscore pieces of silver, and the fourth part of a cab of dove's dung for five pieces of silver.



                  King James Bible v1611

                  Good Enough For JESUS....Good Enough For Me !!

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                    • HTannor
                      America's Most Fair and Balanced Judge
                      True Christian™
                      • Jun 2009
                      • 2612
                      #6
                      Re: Hey out there

                      Welcome, TTL. We have many danites here and I'm sure you will make many friends.
                      The Honorable HTannor (Pro NRA, Anti-Homer Marriage), Judge, Freehold Supreme Court

                      "Credo elvem etiam vivere"

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                        • Warner S. Davidson
                          True Christian™
                          True Christian™
                          • Jun 2010
                          • 586
                          #7
                          Re: Hey out there

                          Welcome Kasper

                          Thank you for your honesty and confession to being Danish - Jesus must have given you strength to make this dire admission publicly

                          It will please you to know that God's favourite Ministry will help you on the path to becoming a worthwhile and respected citizen for the first time in your miserable Danish life

                          Seek counsel from the good and Godly Pastors and you will have your soul redeemed and you will become Saved™

                          Psalm 107:2

                          Let the redeemed of the LORD say so,
                          Whom He has redeemed from the hand of the enemy,
                          2 Samuel 22:31

                          As for God, His way is perfect;
                          The word of the LORD is proven;
                          He is a shield to all who trust in Him.

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                            • HTannor
                              America's Most Fair and Balanced Judge
                              True Christian™
                              • Jun 2009
                              • 2612
                              #8
                              Re: Hey out there

                              Spoken like the True Christian™ you are, Brother Davidson.

                              If your words don't make this danastiani feel all warm and fuzzy all over, little will.
                              The Honorable HTannor (Pro NRA, Anti-Homer Marriage), Judge, Freehold Supreme Court

                              "Credo elvem etiam vivere"

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