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  • Phebe Carlyle
    GALS 4 GOD Guidance Counseler
    Expert at baking, sewing, and rebuking unsaved scum
    True Christian™
    • May 2010
    • 2604
    #46
    Re: Greetings!

    Brother Jedediah,

    I think your words of wisdom have fallen on deaf ears.

    This fellow does not want to be one with God; he wants to be one with Manuel the Pool Boy!

    These types of shenanigans upset me no end.

    YIC

    Sister Phebe.




    There's Jesus here,
    Just see what He offers me....
    Down here my sins forgiven,
    Up there a home in heaven
    Praise God, That's the way for me!!

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      • BelovedEternally
        Unsaved trash, 4chan pervert
        • Sep 2010
        • 103
        #47
        Greetings V2

        Hi I'm Niko. So I have sinned and i confess that i have made out with a guy, and masturbated. I have not had sex with anybody.

        I started off on a Bad foot, I'm sorry Gang.

        Hebrews 13:1
        Let Brotherly love continue.

        So Yeah. I am honestly on Jesus' Side, but sometimes it feels as if I am leaving.
        Revelation 22:18 (KJV) The Grace of our Lord Jesus Christ be with you all. Amen

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          • James Dewitt
            #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
            • Jan 2010
            • 6267
            #48
            Re: Greetings V2

            Originally posted by BelovedEternally View Post
            Hi I'm Niko. So I have sinned and i confess that i have made out with a guy, and masturbated. I have not had sex with anybody.

            I started off on a Bad foot, I'm sorry Gang.

            Hebrews 13:1
            Let Brotherly love continue.

            So Yeah. I am honestly on Jesus' Side, but sometimes it feels as if I am leaving.
            I am not sure I believe you, why should I . God does not like those who lie!

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              • Pastor Ezekiel
                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                 
                • Sep 2006
                • 78556
                #49
                Re: Greetings V2

                My brother is my fellow True Christian(tm). Queers are not my brother.
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                  • BelovedEternally
                    Unsaved trash, 4chan pervert
                    • Sep 2010
                    • 103
                    #50
                    Re: Greetings V2

                    Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
                    I am not sure I believe you, why should I . God does not like those who lie!
                    If You Don't Believe Me, That is fine. It is your Decision to accept me, or reject me. I can't stop you from believing what you believe
                    Revelation 22:18 (KJV) The Grace of our Lord Jesus Christ be with you all. Amen

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                      • Nurse Clampett
                        Jesus's Favorite Nurse
                        Forum Member
                        • Jan 2009
                        • 974
                        #51
                        Re: Greetings V2

                        Originally posted by BelovedEternally View Post

                        Hebrews 13:1
                        Let Brotherly love continue.
                        You're Greek, aren't you? Brotherly love does not mean "Let's play Leap Frog" with another man.
                        Luke 5:31
                        And Jesus answering said unto them, They that are whole need not a physician; but they that are sick

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                          • Lisa H
                            Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
                            True Christian™
                            • Jun 2010
                            • 5070
                            #52
                            Re: Greetings V2

                            Welcome.

                            At least you are starting to make amends with the Lord. Please tell more about yourself. ie How old are you why you want to turn to the Lord.
                            Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
                            Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
                            Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
                            Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
                            Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
                            Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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                              • BelovedEternally
                                Unsaved trash, 4chan pervert
                                • Sep 2010
                                • 103
                                #53
                                Re: Greetings V2

                                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                My brother is my fellow True Christian™. Queers are not my brother.
                                Meet my passive side, brother. Everyone is my Brother and Sister.
                                Gay, Bi, Straight, Trans, Pan. We are all Human. God Made us all.
                                Revelation 22:18 (KJV) The Grace of our Lord Jesus Christ be with you all. Amen

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                                  • BelovedEternally
                                    Unsaved trash, 4chan pervert
                                    • Sep 2010
                                    • 103
                                    #54
                                    Re: Greetings V2

                                    Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
                                    Welcome.

                                    At least you are starting to make amends with the Lord. Please tell more about yourself. ie How old are you why you want to turn to the Lord.
                                    I am 19. I was born in Russia, and was an orphan for 2-1/2 years. I was adopted and came to America. I want to turn to the Lord for support and guidance through college and the rest of my life. I am a tolerant person. I'm a chill person [on good days lol]. God Helped me survive high school. I love listening to all types of Music. I love nature and biking. I am a computer Information Systems Major Student, but I love the outdoors and friends. I have been struggling with Finding my true self and I need God's help to find the Straight side of me and make it take over the gay thoughts.
                                    Revelation 22:18 (KJV) The Grace of our Lord Jesus Christ be with you all. Amen

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                                      • Lisa H
                                        Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
                                        True Christian™
                                        • Jun 2010
                                        • 5070
                                        #55
                                        Re: Greetings!

                                        Do you have a King James Bible. If you do not, I suggest you get one straight away.

                                        Why have you not taken notice of these verses about homerism


                                        Leviticus 18:22 Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.
                                        Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

                                        Don't you think it important in your salvation.
                                        Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
                                        Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
                                        Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
                                        Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
                                        Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
                                        Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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                                          • BelovedEternally
                                            Unsaved trash, 4chan pervert
                                            • Sep 2010
                                            • 103
                                            #56
                                            Re: Greetings!

                                            lol. like this song says
                                            "I'm on the highway to hell"

                                            I do have a KJV bible.
                                            Revelation 22:18 (KJV) The Grace of our Lord Jesus Christ be with you all. Amen

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                                              • Phebe Carlyle
                                                GALS 4 GOD Guidance Counseler
                                                Expert at baking, sewing, and rebuking unsaved scum
                                                True Christian™
                                                • May 2010
                                                • 2604
                                                #57
                                                Re: Greetings!

                                                Originally posted by BelovedEternally View Post
                                                lol. like this song says
                                                "I'm on the highway to hell"

                                                I do have a KJV bible.
                                                So you are bisexual? Isn't that, that horrid ACDC song?

                                                YIC

                                                Mrs Phebe Dewitt.




                                                There's Jesus here,
                                                Just see what He offers me....
                                                Down here my sins forgiven,
                                                Up there a home in heaven
                                                Praise God, That's the way for me!!

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                                                  • BelovedEternally
                                                    Unsaved trash, 4chan pervert
                                                    • Sep 2010
                                                    • 103
                                                    #58
                                                    Re: Greetings!

                                                    Originally posted by Mrs. Phebe Dewitt View Post
                                                    So you are bisexual? Isn't that, that horrid ACDC song?

                                                    YIC

                                                    Mrs Phebe Dewitt.
                                                    Where did you get the idea I'm Bisexual? And yes it is that "Horrid AC/DC Song"
                                                    Revelation 22:18 (KJV) The Grace of our Lord Jesus Christ be with you all. Amen

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                                                      • Lisa H
                                                        Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
                                                        True Christian™
                                                        • Jun 2010
                                                        • 5070
                                                        #59
                                                        Re: Greetings!

                                                        Originally posted by BelovedEternally View Post
                                                        lol. like this song says
                                                        "I'm on the highway to hell"

                                                        I do have a KJV bible.
                                                        Make up your mind. Do you want to go to Heaven or Hell.

                                                        Why do you want to continue to be a Homer, do you think your are women. The Lord and people will only scorn you for this behavior.

                                                        Jeremiah 30
                                                        6 Ask ye now, and see whether a man doth travail with child? wherefore do I see every man with his hands on his loins, as a woman in travail, and all faces are turned into paleness?
                                                        Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
                                                        Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
                                                        Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
                                                        Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
                                                        Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
                                                        Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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                                                          • BelovedEternally
                                                            Unsaved trash, 4chan pervert
                                                            • Sep 2010
                                                            • 103
                                                            #60
                                                            Re: Greetings!

                                                            Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
                                                            Make up your mind. Do you want to go to Heaven or Hell.

                                                            Why do you want to continue to be a Homer, do you think your are women. The Lord and people will only scorn you for this behavior.

                                                            Jeremiah 30
                                                            6 Ask ye now, and see whether a man doth travail with child? wherefore do I see every man with his hands on his loins, as a woman in travail, and all faces are turned into paleness?
                                                            Heaven totally! Last time I checked, I'm not a female.
                                                            Revelation 22:18 (KJV) The Grace of our Lord Jesus Christ be with you all. Amen

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