[Lisa H]

Re: Greetings!

Heaven totally! Last time I checked, I'm not a female.

Then turn away from all you gay ways.

[Brother Harold Porter]

Re: Greetings!

Heaven totally! Last time I checked, I'm not a female.

Maybe you are a confused hermaphrodite

Come to Jesus and respect your body as He commands you:

"What? know ye not that your body is the temple of the Holy Ghost which is in you, which ye have of God, and ye are not your own?" 1 Corinthians 6:19 - KJV

We've been there son. The masturbation, narcotics, the daisy chains of foul gay Sodomite fornication.

Leave it behind and come to Christ.

My prayers will be with you.

[Jedediah]

Re: Greetings!

Sounds like you need to lay off the devil rock too, son.

AC/DC stands for Anti-Christ/Demon-Child. It would not surprise me one bit at all if your listening to that smut is what enticed the demons of homosexuality to enter into your rectum.

Please, before it is too late, repent of your homosexuality, and lay off the devil rock. Let Jesus into your heart, and listen to Christian performers like Michael W. Smith. Praise!

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Greetings!

Sounds like you need to lay off the devil rock too, son.

AC/DC stands for Anti-Christ/Demon-Child.

Do you find it more acceptable when performed by:

Barley Scotch
Reverend Don Wayne Reno
Deacon Dale Reno
Jake Bakesnake Byers

[BelovedEternally]

Re: Greetings!

Yes lol. But seriously do you think I like the fact im a possible homer? Not really.

[Lisa H]

Re: Greetings!

Yes lol. But seriously do you think I like the fact im a possible homer? Not really.

Then why do you it then.

[Seth Campbell]

Re: Greetings!

Then why do you it then.

Sister, you're clarity is astounding for a woman.

This is the plain fact. People come on here and whine about their sinful lives, then spend the rest of their post arguing about how we're so mean because we're not patting them on the head and telling them it's okay for them to be rolling in their filthy gutter lifestyles.

If you want to stop sinning, then just stop sinning. Don't sleep with other men and don't look at other men lustfully. I think that should pretty much cover it. If you have to spend the rest of your life staring at your feet isn't that better than an eternity in Hell?

[BelovedEternally]

Re: Greetings!

Sister, you're clarity is astounding for a woman.

This is the plain fact. People come on here and whine about their sinful lives, then spend the rest of their post arguing about how we're so mean because we're not patting them on the head and telling them it's okay for them to be rolling in their filthy gutter lifestyles.

If you want to stop sinning, then just stop sinning. Don't sleep with other men and don't look at other men lustfully. I think that should pretty much cover it. If you have to spend the rest of your life staring at your feet isn't that better than an eternity in Hell?

I totally see your point. Lol the trick is to stop the thoughts. I really need God to protect me from lust.
typing this via my phone is fun. I am outdoors. Random side note

[Lisa H]

Re: Greetings!

Seth I think this Bible verse would suit our new friend with some modification for his homerism

Matthew 5
28 But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman man to lust after her him hath committed adultery with her him already in his heart.
29 And if thy right eye offend thee, pluck it out, and cast it from thee: for it is profitable for thee that one of thy members should perish, and not that thy whole body should be cast into hell.
30 And if thy right hand offend thee, cut it off, and cast it from thee: for it is profitable for thee that one of thy members should perish, and not that thy whole body should be cast into hell.

[BelovedEternally]

Re: Greetings!

Seth I think this Bible verse would suit our new friend with some modification for his homerism

Matthew 5
28 But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman man to lust after her him hath committed adultery with her him already in his heart.
29 And if thy right eye offend thee, pluck it out, and cast it from thee: for it is profitable for thee that one of thy members should perish, and not that thy whole body should be cast into hell.
30 And if thy right hand offend thee, cut it off, and cast it from thee: for it is profitable for thee that one of thy members should perish, and not that thy whole body should be cast into hell.

very true. but it is scarey how it is Adultery

[Lisa H]

Re: Greetings!

very true. but it is scarey how it is Adultery

Why would it be scary. It is what the Lord has told us, He is only warning you. I hope you are not trying to say Adultery is ok with the Lord.

[BelovedEternally]

Re: Greetings!

Why would it be scary. It is what the Lord has told us, He is only warning you. I hope you are not trying to say Adultery is ok with the Lord.

I see. I'm not saying Adultery is ok with the Lord.

[Jedediah]

Re: Greetings!

I totally see your point. Lol the trick is to stop the thoughts. I really need God to protect me from lust.
typing this via my phone is fun. I am outdoors. Random side note

We have already provided you with the relevant Scripture as to how God suggests you shield yourself from lustful sex perversions.

Matthew 19:12
For there are some eunuchs, which were so born from their mother's womb: and there are some eunuchs, which were made eunuchs of men: and there be eunuchs, which have made themselves eunuchs for the kingdom of heaven's sake. He that is able to receive it, let him receive it.


Matthew 5:29-30
And if thy right eye offend thee, pluck it out, and cast it from thee: for it is profitable for thee that one of thy members should perish, and not that thy whole body should be cast into hell.
And if thy right hand offend thee, cut it off, and cast it from thee: for it is profitable for thee that one of thy members should perish, and not that thy whole body should be cast into hell.

Are you saying God is a fool, or are you just making excuses to live your life in homosexual hedonism, in rebellion against Him? Great advances have been made in surgical amputation, so you're really getting off pretty easy here. You'll need a few days to recover from the procedure, but you'll hardly feel a thing compared to the penitent homers of the Middle Ages.

[BelovedEternally]

Re: Greetings!

Just to mess you gang. I had phone sex with a guy. :B He lives in a different state. Told You I'm on the Highway to Hell D:

[John Creeser]

Re: Greetings!

Just to mess you gang. I had phone sex with a guy. :B He lives in a different state. Told You I'm on the Highway to Hell D:

If the above doesn't warrant an infraction I don't know what does.

Why would you say something like this on a Christian forum?