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  • BelovedEternally
    Unsaved trash, 4chan pervert
    • Sep 2010
    • 103

    #1

    Greetings!

    Hi I'm Niko. I've been a Christian for my life. I accepted God when i was in 6th Grade. I felt his glory change my life. But Recently I found my self to be a homosexual. So I guess I am denied. But the matter of Fact; I love God, and I accept that he died for everyone sins and he is all mighty.

    I may be Gay but that does not stop me from loving my creator. God has plans. I had hopes of raising a family, but I guess I am now damned to hell for realizing I'm homosexual. I respect the fact that it is against the bible to be homosexual or to be with a man, but it is the only gender I'm attracted to.

    Accept me or not, I'm still a Christian.
    I have been baptized 3 times. There are things I have done that I know I am going to hell, but my time alive I still support God.
    Revelation 22:18 (KJV) The Grace of our Lord Jesus Christ be with you all. Amen
  • James Hutchins
    True Christian™
    Just a Regular Nice Guy
     
    • Jun 2009
    • 29457

    #2
    Re: Greetings!

    Hi Nicko, well, with a name like that, I bet people thought you were a homer even before you decided to put your hands in the rectums of young boys.

    Nikkio, have you looked into the B.A.S.H. program for flaming homers?
    Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
    Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
    Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
    Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
    Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
    Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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    • Jo Freddie
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      Hateful God mocking pirate
      • Apr 2009
      • 6339

      #3
      Re: Greetings!

      Originally posted by BelovedEternally View Post
      Hi I'm Niko. I've been a Christian for my life. I accepted God when i was in 6th Grade. I felt his glory change my life. But Recently I found my self to be a homosexual. So I guess I am denied. But the matter of Fact; I love God, and I accept that he died for everyone sins and he is all mighty.

      I may be Gay but that does not stop me from loving my creator. God has plans. I had hopes of raising a family, but I guess I am now damned to hell for realizing I'm homosexual. I respect the fact that it is against the bible to be homosexual or to be with a man, but it is the only gender I'm attracted to.

      Accept me or not, I'm still a Christian.
      I have been baptized 3 times. There are things I have done that I know I am going to hell, but my time alive I still support God.
      These swabbies will nay accept ye as a christian, but do nay let that bother ye , fer Christianity be but a distraction from th' true path t' knowin' God, Our Lord Noodle, th' will point ou' what that bible has t' say, this ortin' ta only prove t' ye what I say about Christianity bein' a distraction, eyeball what God actually ha revealed t' th' Great Prophet on this issue.

      The Eight "I'd Really Rather You Didn'ts"
      4. I'd Really Rather You Didn't Indulge In Conduct That Offends Yourself, Or Your Willing, Consenting Partner Of Legal Age AND Mental Maturity. As For Anyone Who Might Object, I Think The Expression Is Go F*** Yourself, Unless They Find That Offensive In Which Case They Can Turn Off the TV For Once And Go For A Walk For A Change.
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      • James Dewitt
        #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
        • Jan 2010
        • 6267

        #4
        Re: Greetings!

        Originally posted by BelovedEternally View Post
        Hi I'm Niko. I've been a Christian for my life. I accepted God when i was in 6th Grade. I felt his glory change my life. But Recently I found my self to be a homosexual. So I guess I am denied. But the matter of Fact; I love God, and I accept that he died for everyone sins and he is all mighty.

        I may be Gay but that does not stop me from loving my creator. God has plans. I had hopes of raising a family, but I guess I am now damned to hell for realizing I'm homosexual. I respect the fact that it is against the bible to be homosexual or to be with a man, but it is the only gender I'm attracted to.

        Accept me or not, I'm still a Christian.
        I have been baptized 3 times. There are things I have done that I know I am going to hell, but my time alive I still support God.
        I am at a loss, you say you know its a sin to be a Homer, yet you continue to do so. Are you a Catlik by chance?

        We have a wonderful program here, it might be of help. Contact a Pastor and ask him about becoming an ex-homer.
        I hope you know that every time you commit sodomy Jesus weeps. You do not want to make Jesus cry do you?

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        • BelovedEternally
          Unsaved trash, 4chan pervert
          • Sep 2010
          • 103

          #5
          Re: Greetings!

          I am extremely offended by what you people are saying. Calling out people like this just because they have a problem. I dont know why I even bothered joining, if all you are going to be intolerant like such. Very Rude. I believe in tolerance not hate.
          Revelation 22:18 (KJV) The Grace of our Lord Jesus Christ be with you all. Amen

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          • Jo Freddie
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            Hateful God mocking pirate
            • Apr 2009
            • 6339

            #6
            Re: Greetings!

            Originally posted by BelovedEternally View Post
            I am extremely offended by what you people are saying. Calling out people like this just because they have a problem. I dont know why I even bothered joining, if all you are going to be intolerant like such. Very Rude. I believe in tolerance not hate.
            I did warn ye, maybe ye ortin' ta look closer at Our Lord Noodle
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            • BelovedEternally
              Unsaved trash, 4chan pervert
              • Sep 2010
              • 103

              #7
              Re: Greetings!

              Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
              I did warn ye, maybe ye ortin' ta look closer at Our Lord Noodle
              I don't understand
              Revelation 22:18 (KJV) The Grace of our Lord Jesus Christ be with you all. Amen

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              • Jo Freddie
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                Hateful God mocking pirate
                • Apr 2009
                • 6339

                #8
                Re: Greetings!

                Originally posted by BelovedEternally View Post
                I don't understand
                Take a eyeball some o' me writin' on here an' ye we gain a better understandin' o' God, Th' True God, Th' Flyin' Spaghetti Monster, ye can find some relevant readin' here:
                The Holy Noodle
                A Condensed History of the World
                Edd's Letters
                North American? speak English? Thank a Pirate.
                The Most High and Holy Prayer
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                • Lisa H
                  Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
                  True Christian™
                  • Jun 2010
                  • 5070

                  #9
                  Re: Greetings!

                  Originally posted by BelovedEternally View Post
                  I am extremely offended by what you people are saying. Calling out people like this just because they have a problem. I dont know why I even bothered joining, if all you are going to be intolerant like such. Very Rude. I believe in tolerance not hate.
                  If you are offended then why did keep on going about being a homer.

                  How can you be baptized 3 times?
                  Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
                  Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
                  Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
                  Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
                  Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
                  Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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                  • BelovedEternally
                    Unsaved trash, 4chan pervert
                    • Sep 2010
                    • 103

                    #10
                    Re: Greetings!

                    Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                    Take a eyeball some o' me writin' on here an' ye we gain a better understandin' o' God, Th' True God, Th' Flyin' Spaghetti Monster, ye can find some relevant readin' here:
                    The Holy Noodle
                    A Condensed History of the World
                    Edd's Letters
                    North American? speak English? Thank a Pirate.
                    The Most High and Holy Prayer
                    tl;dr
                    Revelation 22:18 (KJV) The Grace of our Lord Jesus Christ be with you all. Amen

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                    • Phebe Carlyle
                      GALS 4 GOD Guidance Counseler
                      Expert at baking, sewing, and rebuking unsaved scum
                      True Christian™
                      • May 2010
                      • 2604

                      #11
                      Re: Greetings!

                      BelovedEternally,

                      I don't see how you can come in here, half cocked if you will, claiming that my Brothers in Christ are being intolerant.

                      You yourself KNOW you being a homer is WRONG in the eyes of God, yet you still persist in your homersexural activity, unabated.

                      Obviously your baptisms were in vain, and a spit in God's eye, as the chances of you being sitting up next to Jesus in heaven, are ZIP! You are making a conscious choice to FLOUT GOD!

                      Romans 1:24-27


                      24Wherefore God also gave them up to uncleanness through the lusts of their own hearts, to dishonour their own bodies between themselves:

                      25Who changed the truth of God into a lie, and worshipped and served the creature more than the Creator, who is blessed for ever. Amen.

                      26For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:

                      27And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.


                      and this:

                      Revelation 22:

                      4Blessed are they that do his commandments, that they may have right to the tree of life, and may enter in through the gates into the city.

                      15For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.


                      Sodomites(YOU) are in the same boat as whoremongers as they are fornicators.

                      1 Corinthians 6:9-10

                      9Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind,

                      10Nor thieves, nor covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor extortioners, shall inherit the kingdom of God.


                      So you have a choice. Will it be Randy the guy in leather chaps at the Jiffy Lube, or will it be JESUS!!

                      YIC

                      Mrs Phebe Dewitt.




                      There's Jesus here,
                      Just see what He offers me....
                      Down here my sins forgiven,
                      Up there a home in heaven
                      Praise God, That's the way for me!!

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                      • Jo Freddie
                        Unsaved trash
                        Hateful God mocking pirate
                        • Apr 2009
                        • 6339

                        #12
                        Re: Greetings!

                        Originally posted by BelovedEternally View Post
                        tl;dr
                        How can ye hope t' find th' truth if ye be nay prepared t' put th' effort in?
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                        • BelovedEternally
                          Unsaved trash, 4chan pervert
                          • Sep 2010
                          • 103

                          #13
                          Re: Greetings!

                          Here is one thing to think about. I was straight. but I lost interest. It is possible to go back. I could still commit man/women intercourse. It would just be hard to do it.
                          "I have an angel on my shoulder, but a devil in my head" Guess who I want to be with. Jesus. I'm Still a virgin. I could stop myself.
                          Revelation 22:18 (KJV) The Grace of our Lord Jesus Christ be with you all. Amen

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                          • landoverlover
                            Also loves Jesus and America
                            True Christian™
                            • Jul 2010
                            • 828

                            #14
                            Re: Greetings!

                            Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
                            If you are offended then why did keep on going about being a homer.

                            How can you be baptized 3 times?
                            Indeed, Sister Lisa.

                            When I read that he had been baptized three times my first thought was, "in what?". When the homer remark sunk in, well.....there you go.
                            Leviticus 13:44 He is a leprous man, he is UNCLEAN: the priest shall pronounce him utterly UNCLEAN; his plague is in his head.

                            2 Kings 6:25 And there was a great famine in Samaria: and, behold, they besieged it, until an ass's head was sold for fourscore pieces of silver, and the fourth part of a cab of dove's dung for five pieces of silver.



                            King James Bible v1611

                            Good Enough For JESUS....Good Enough For Me !!

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                            • Lisa H
                              Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
                              True Christian™
                              • Jun 2010
                              • 5070

                              #15
                              Re: Greetings!

                              Originally posted by BelovedEternally View Post
                              Here is one thing to think about. I was straight. but I lost interest. It is possible to go back. I could still commit man/women intercourse. It would just be hard to do it.
                              "I have an angel on my shoulder, but a devil in my head" Guess who I want to be with. Jesus. I'm Still a virgin. I could stop myself.
                              The gay disease has started rotting your brain.

                              You say you are virgin but admit to having sex other men. If you want to be with Jesus then why do you allow the devil to stay in your head.
                              Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
                              Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
                              Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
                              Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
                              Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
                              Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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