Greetings from the Lone Star State

[TexasGuy]

Howdy Y'all!

May I saw how great it is to join a group of devout believers in God's holy word. I am a consultant living in South Texas. I worship religiously at a local non-denominational church. I guess my favorite bible verse would be:

2 Kings 2:23-24 (King James Version)
23And he went up from thence unto Bethel: and as he was going up by the way, there came forth little children out of the city, and mocked him, and said unto him, Go up, thou bald head; go up, thou bald head.
24And he turned back, and looked on them, and cursed them in the name of the LORD. And there came forth two she bears out of the wood, and tare forty and two children of them.

[Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson]

Re: Greetings from the Lone Star State

And a hearty howdy to you as well. What parts you from? I stay in Abilene.

What's your home church? Howsit you came to the LORD?

[landoverlover]

Re: Greetings from the Lone Star State

Howdy Y'all!

May I saw how great it is to join a group of devout believers in God's holy word. I am a consultant living in South Texas. I worship religiously at a local non-denominational church. I guess my favorite bible verse would be:

2 Kings 2:23-24 (King James Version)
23And he went up from thence unto Bethel: and as he was going up by the way, there came forth little children out of the city, and mocked him, and said unto him, Go up, thou bald head; go up, thou bald head.
24And he turned back, and looked on them, and cursed them in the name of the LORD. And there came forth two she bears out of the wood, and tare forty and two children of them.

Welcome, Texas brush-popper! Just out of curiosity, why did you reject the Baptist Church? You cain't swing a dead cat in Texas without hitting the steeple of one. What is it about your Brand X church that is more appealing?

Hope you enjoy your stay here, Tex! You ain't one a' them all-hat-no-cowboy Texans are ya?

ps, what's that there purple sash thing you're wearing? Your church doesn't accept homers, does it?

[SamSeekingSalvation]

Re: Greetings from the Lone Star State

Howdy Y'all!

May I saw how great it is to join a group of devout believers in God's holy word. I am a consultant living in South Texas. I worship religiously at a local non-denominational church. I guess my favorite bible verse would be:

2 Kings 2:23-24 (King James Version)
23And he went up from thence unto Bethel: and as he was going up by the way, there came forth little children out of the city, and mocked him, and said unto him, Go up, thou bald head; go up, thou bald head.
24And he turned back, and looked on them, and cursed them in the name of the LORD. And there came forth two she bears out of the wood, and tare forty and two children of them.

Howdy to you too! That's one of the best smitings and displays of God's love, it shows that He looks out for True Christians and defends them from foul sinners! Praised God!

[Phebe Carlyle]

Re: Greetings from the Lone Star State

Howdy Y'all!

May I saw how great it is to join a group of devout believers in God's holy word. I am a consultant living in South Texas. I worship religiously at a local non-denominational church. I guess my favorite bible verse would be:

2 Kings 2:23-24 (King James Version)
23And he went up from thence unto Bethel: and as he was going up by the way, there came forth little children out of the city, and mocked him, and said unto him, Go up, thou bald head; go up, thou bald head.
24And he turned back, and looked on them, and cursed them in the name of the LORD. And there came forth two she bears out of the wood, and tare forty and two children of them.

Welcome Texas Guy,

Those verses are certainly a beaut! I think it is horrifying that those mean little children would tease a man obviously with male pattern baldness. In a way I wish the Lord had also smote their parents as it is obvious those little brats had to learn such disrespect from somewhere.

Are you married and what ever made you see the light and come to the bosom of Jesus?

YIC

Mrs Phebe Dewitt.

[Felicity]

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@TexasGuy Welcome! I hope we can be friends!

What does a consultant do?

Since you are new here please look at our please read this before posting and our your rights on this forum threads! If you already did that, just do it again. There you can learn that this forum is not about debating or unsaved opinions but about praising Jesus!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Greetings from the Lone Star State

Howdy Y'all!

May I saw how great it is to join a group of devout believers in God's holy word. I am a consultant living in South Texas. I worship religiously at a local non-denominational church. I guess my favorite bible verse would be:

2 Kings 2:23-24 (King James Version)
23And he went up from thence unto Bethel: and as he was going up by the way, there came forth little children out of the city, and mocked him, and said unto him, Go up, thou bald head; go up, thou bald head.
24And he turned back, and looked on them, and cursed them in the name of the LORD. And there came forth two she bears out of the wood, and tare forty and two children of them.

May I ask why you're dressed up like a pastor, but have duct tape over your mouth? Are you making fun of me?

[WWJDnow]

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Howdy Y'all!

Howdy! Take of your hat and boots and pour yourself a cool one.

I am a consultant living in South Texas.

Wonderful. When God punishes the USA for allowing gay marriage, down in Texas, you'll escape the worst of His wrath due to your strong family values and low taxes.

I worship religiously at a local non-denominational church.

Wonderful to hear that, provided, of course, that you've been properly Baptized. Out of curiosity, what is your church's minimum tithe? At Landover, it's $250 per week, which is one Hell of a bargain (so to speak).