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  • Billy Bob Jenkins
    Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
    About as Straight and Manly as you can get
    Hates anal sex. And trees.
    True Christian™
    • May 2010
    • 8337

    #76
    Re: Hello there.

    Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
    Whats the hold up on the picture boy. Pastor Ezekiel has a ornamental servant, what is that kids name?
    It's something like "Chang Wang", if my memory serves me.
    The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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    • Lisa H
      Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
      True Christian™
      • Jun 2010
      • 5070

      #77
      Re: Hello there.

      Originally posted by Edward Cooper View Post
      I am truly sorry, Mrs. Phebe Dewitt, for insulting you and Miss Lisa. To Miss Lisa, I am not an Asian Servant.
      Thank you for apologizing. So why would your room be messy. A True Christian would never have a messy house.
      Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
      Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
      Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
      Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
      Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
      Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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      • Edward Cooper
        Unsaved trash, Admitted Chink
        • Sep 2010
        • 57

        #78
        Re: Hello there.

        Well then, I have lots to learn about the ways of the True Christian.

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        • James Dewitt
          #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
          • Jan 2010
          • 6267

          #79
          Re: Hello there.

          Originally posted by Edward Cooper View Post
          Well then, I have lots to learn about the ways of the True Christian.
          Read the KJV1611, follow every word to the letter, submit yourself to Jesus, heart, mind and soul. Live the way God
          commands in the Bible and you just might make it. Oops get Baptized in a Baptist Church and do not forget to tithe!
          Now what is the hold up on the picture?

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          • Edward Cooper
            Unsaved trash, Admitted Chink
            • Sep 2010
            • 57

            #80
            Re: Hello there.

            Have any other methods other than a webcam?

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            • Lisa H
              Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
              True Christian™
              • Jun 2010
              • 5070

              #81
              Re: Hello there.

              I have always wondered what is so special about "special fried rice". If is on special why is it dearer than non-special fried rice.

              That picture is tacking a long time. Why don't you post it using the attach button.
              Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
              Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
              Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
              Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
              Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
              Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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              • Billy Bob Jenkins
                Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
                About as Straight and Manly as you can get
                Hates anal sex. And trees.
                True Christian™
                • May 2010
                • 8337

                #82
                Re: Hello there.

                Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
                Now what is the hold up on the picture?
                It probably had too many corners.
                The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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                • James Dewitt
                  #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
                  • Jan 2010
                  • 6267

                  #83
                  Re: Hello there.

                  Originally posted by Edward Cooper View Post
                  Have any other methods other than a webcam?
                  Cell phone with a camera, email the picture to your self. Are you sure you are a slope, kinda slow with modern stuff.

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                  • Edward Cooper
                    Unsaved trash, Admitted Chink
                    • Sep 2010
                    • 57

                    #84
                    Re: Hello there.

                    I'm not your average slope.

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                    • Phebe Carlyle
                      GALS 4 GOD Guidance Counseler
                      Expert at baking, sewing, and rebuking unsaved scum
                      True Christian™
                      • May 2010
                      • 2604

                      #85
                      Re: Hello there.

                      Originally posted by Edward Cooper View Post
                      I'm not your average slope.
                      Hmm.. just on a slippery slope to hell by the sounds.

                      YIC

                      Mrs Phebe Dewitt.




                      There's Jesus here,
                      Just see what He offers me....
                      Down here my sins forgiven,
                      Up there a home in heaven
                      Praise God, That's the way for me!!

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                      • Edward Cooper
                        Unsaved trash, Admitted Chink
                        • Sep 2010
                        • 57

                        #86
                        Re: Hello there.

                        Thanks for rebuking me Mrs. Phebe Dewitt, why not just ban me while you're at it?

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                        • Lisa H
                          Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
                          True Christian™
                          • Jun 2010
                          • 5070

                          #87
                          Re: Hello there.

                          It is not that difficult to post a picture.

                          1. Take picture
                          2. Save to your computer
                          3. Create a new post
                          4. click the attach button. Looks like a paper clip
                          5. Follow instructions for uploading
                          6. Close upload window
                          7. Click attach button again and select the image.

                          What is so hard about that.
                          Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
                          Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
                          Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
                          Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
                          Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
                          Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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                          • Phebe Carlyle
                            GALS 4 GOD Guidance Counseler
                            Expert at baking, sewing, and rebuking unsaved scum
                            True Christian™
                            • May 2010
                            • 2604

                            #88
                            Re: Hello there.

                            Originally posted by Edward Cooper View Post
                            Thanks for rebuking me Mrs. Phebe Dewitt, why not just ban me while you're at it?
                            Even though I have the capacity to do so, I have not given you any infractions as of yet, so why do you presume I would just ban you willy-nilly?

                            I am a tolerant woman and have dealt with worse heathen trash than you in my time.

                            YIC

                            Mrs Phebe Dewitt.




                            There's Jesus here,
                            Just see what He offers me....
                            Down here my sins forgiven,
                            Up there a home in heaven
                            Praise God, That's the way for me!!

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                            • Edward Cooper
                              Unsaved trash, Admitted Chink
                              • Sep 2010
                              • 57

                              #89
                              Re: Hello there.

                              The fact that my picture is TOO LARGE, according to the rules; Miss Lisa.

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                              • James Dewitt
                                #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
                                • Jan 2010
                                • 6267

                                #90
                                Re: Hello there.

                                Originally posted by Edward Cooper View Post
                                The fact that my picture is TOO LARGE, according to the rules; Miss Lisa.
                                Slopes are know for having abnormally large heads.

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