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  • Tubba Blubba
    Forum Member
    Forum Member
    • Oct 2010
    • 75

    #1

    Greetings in Christ from Sweden!

    My name is Leonard and I am 18 years of age! I am regularly active in The Baptist Church of Tjörn, which is a small, local church on the Island I live on.

    In my daily life, I constantly struggle in the battle against Satan, Muslims, Lutherans and Homosexuals, but above all else Godless Atheists.

    I hope that I will be able to acquire both spiritual and material guidance from the enlightened brothers and sisters in Christ on this forum!

    GOD BLESS THOU
  • Ezekiel Bathfire
    Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
    Christ's Rottweiler
     
    • Jan 2008
    • 22907

    #2
    Re: Greetings in Christ from Sweden!

    We are please to have someone sensible from Sweden. It is clear to us that, in terms of Christianity, Sweden is all but a lost cause. Atheists, communists and pagans have turned the country into a fool’s paradise with temptations such as free health care, generous holidays and a high standard of living.

    We are not fooled, these temporary and earthly delights are nothing but Satan’s plan to ensnare souls for the Eternal Fires of The Pit of Hell. Only in Jesus can true happiness and contentment be found and, for those whose lives have been hard, Paradise awaits. What are 80 years of healthy life compared with an eternity of serenity?

    Anyhoo, What’s your favourite Bible verse and who (except Jesus, God and The Holy Spirit) is your favourite Bible Character?
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    • Tubba Blubba
      Forum Member
      Forum Member
      • Oct 2010
      • 75

      #3
      Re: Greetings in Christ from Sweden!

      My favourite bible verses are probably Genesis 9:20-26; the Curse of Ham.

      20 And Noah began to be an husbandman, and he planted a vineyard:
      21 And he drank of the wine, and was drunken; and he was uncovered within his tent.
      22 And Ham, the father of Canaan, saw the nakedness of his father, and told his two brethren without.
      23 And Shem and Japheth took a garment, and laid it upon both their shoulders, and went backward, and covered the nakedness of their father; and their faces were backward, and they saw not their father's nakedness.
      24 And Noah awoke from his wine, and knew what his younger son had done unto him.
      25 And he said, Cursed be Canaan; a servant of servants shall he be unto his brethren.
      26 And he said, Blessed be the LORD God of Shem; and Canaan shall be his servant
      They display the strong sense of morals that shine through from the entire bible.

      My favourite character... Golly, that's hard. I've always admired Samson for the way he did the work of the Lord.

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      • Sandro
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
        • Sep 2010
        • 22

        #4
        Re: Greetings in Christ from Sweden!

        It's great to know that there are other Swedes than me that are REAL Christians!

        Tell me, when do you plan to leave our disgusting filthy cursed country and travel to the holy nation that is the USA?

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        • Tubba Blubba
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          Forum Member
          • Oct 2010
          • 75

          #5
          Re: Greetings in Christ from Sweden!

          I feel that I cannot yet leave my homeland. I plan to save Sweden and overthrow the Lutheran King, and I am contemplating joining the Swedish Republican Party.

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          • Sandro
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
            • Sep 2010
            • 22

            #6
            Re: Greetings in Christ from Sweden!

            While your thoughts may be noble, keep in mind that God hates Sweden. And it may be quite likely that he starts some sort of plague to kill off all the atheists, terrorists and homers here.

            This is why I recommend that you move to USA, God loves the USA!

            Please click the link below and read the wise words cranky has given us, assuming that you already haven't.

            Serving God with True Christian™ art. Gays, Mexicans and Clinton voters not welcome!

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            • Tubba Blubba
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              • Oct 2010
              • 75

              #7
              Re: Greetings in Christ from Sweden!

              I believe it is time to rouse those few true Christians and the small number worth saving in Sweden! Certainly, the end of times is night, and as Zephaniah 1:18 tells us:

              Neither their silver nor their gold shall be able to deliver them in the day of the LORD'S wrath; but the whole land shall be devoured by the fire of his jealousy: for he shall make even a speedy riddance of all them that dwell in the land.

              The 50-center was discontinued in Sweden the other day and no longer has any value. I believe that this is a sign that the end of times is nigh.

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