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  • Brother Harold Porter
    Landover Senior Outreach
    Touching Men, Women and Children with the Good News!
    True Christian™
    • Jun 2010
    • 8236

    #16
    Re: HELLO

    Originally posted by JimBob69 View Post
    ok I think I fixed my capslock, sorry, my son must have spilled one of his sticky drinks on it.
    It's an improvement and welcome again!

    Your son should not have anything sticky and most certainly never allowed access to the Interwebs without your direct supervision.

    Have you disciplined him as you are commanded by God?

    "He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes." Proverbs 13:24 - KJV
    In Christ!
    Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."

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    • JimBob69
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      • Oct 2010
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      #17
      Re: HELLO

      Well as I said he is preaching to 'homosexual' peers to turn them from their foolish choice, but in light of this I suppose I should monitor him. I had a problem with his useless younger brother locking himself in his room to listen to modern 'music' (Justin Beaver I think? Some little queer), I used a nannycam to catch him and played it for him while thrashing him to make sure he understood. I suppose this would be another situation.

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      • Jo Freddie
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        • Apr 2009
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        #18
        Re: HELLO

        Originally posted by Mrs. Phebe Dewitt View Post
        Also, if you had actually read the Bible, you would know that MANY women have held respected office with God; my namesake, being one of the many.
        If you are going to take your special book as an example of you you should behave Ms DeWitt, then should you be talking in the first place?

        Originally posted by Romans 16:1
        I commend unto you PHEBE our sister, which is a servant of the church which is at Cenchrea:
        Originally posted by Romans 16:27
        To God only wise, [be] glory through Jesus Christ for ever. Amen. <[Written to the Romans from Corinthus, [and sent] by PHEBE servant of the church at Cenchrea.]>
        Should you not just be helping arround the place and delivering messages?

        (Note: that is not what I feel the role of a woman should be, but then again I am not the one claiming you should follow your special book)
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        • Phebe Carlyle
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          • May 2010
          • 2604

          #19
          Re: HELLO

          Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
          If you are going to take your special book as an example of you you should behave Ms DeWitt, then should you be talking in the first place?

          Should you not just be helping arround the place and delivering messages?

          (Note: that is not what I feel the role of a woman should be, but then again I am not the one claiming you should follow your special book)
          The fact that Phebe got a personal commendation from Paul speaks volumes. You see my gimpy pasta-loving sheep, Paul too was a servant of the Church. If you read ALL of Romans including 16 in context, you would realize this.

          The letter was to the Romans to treat Phebe with the utmost respect and to help HER and do HER bidding.

          So I suggest you stop cherry-picking scripture to suit your own sordid fantasies.

          YIC

          Mrs Phebe Dewitt.




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          • Jo Freddie
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            • Apr 2009
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            #20
            Re: HELLO

            Originally posted by Mrs. Phebe Dewitt View Post
            The fact that Phebe got a personal commendation from Paul speaks volumes. You see my gimpy pasta-loving sheep, Paul too was a servant of the Church. If you read ALL of Romans including 16 in context, you would realize this.

            The letter was to the Romans to treat Phebe with the utmost respect and to help HER and do HER bidding.

            So I suggest you stop cherry-picking scripture to suit your own sordid fantasies.

            YIC

            Mrs Phebe Dewitt.
            Where is the commendation from Paul?

            All the letter says is that they should help her with her chores.
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            • Phebe Carlyle
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              • May 2010
              • 2604

              #21
              Re: HELLO

              Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
              Where is the commendation from Paul?

              All the letter says is that they should help her with her chores.
              I suppose the "I commend unto thee" in the scripture YOU posted doesn't count as commendation? Perhaps you have too many carbs noodling around in that empty vessel you call your skull.

              Phebe served the church at Cenchrea in the same capacity that Paul, Apollos, Tychicus, Epaphras, Archippus, and Onesimus did elsewhere. If you had actually read the bible, you would know this. The fact that both men and women alike in Cenchrea had to do what Phebe requested, shows clearly that she was the BOSS there and main servant of the Lord, and not the mere "helper" to any male heirachy. (Except God of course and he is the one both men AND women have to answer to)

              1 Timothy 3:11 also implies that Timothy also had women of the same level as he, in his churches.

              Why don't you just toddle off and concentrate on the ingredients of your next ragout of worship, rather than delving into issues you cannot possibly understand.

              YIC

              Mrs Phebe Dewitt.




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              Just see what He offers me....
              Down here my sins forgiven,
              Up there a home in heaven
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              • Jo Freddie
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                • Apr 2009
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                #22
                Re: HELLO

                Originally posted by Mrs. Phebe Dewitt View Post
                I suppose the "I commend unto thee" in the scripture YOU posted doesn't count as commendation?
                Who did you say wrote that?
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                • Phebe Carlyle
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                  • May 2010
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                  #23
                  Re: HELLO

                  YOU DID, jo freddie on your post #18 on this thread.

                  YIC

                  Mrs Phebe Dewitt.




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                  Down here my sins forgiven,
                  Up there a home in heaven
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                  • Jo Freddie
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                    • Apr 2009
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                    #24
                    Re: HELLO

                    Originally posted by Mrs. Phebe Dewitt View Post
                    YOU DID, jo freddie on your post #18 on this thread.

                    YIC

                    Mrs Phebe Dewitt.
                    No that is not what I meant, I meant WHO wrote what is IN the quote I posted, that you consider to be a commendation?
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                    • Phebe Carlyle
                      GALS 4 GOD Guidance Counseler
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                      • May 2010
                      • 2604

                      #25
                      Re: HELLO

                      Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                      No that is not what I meant, I meant WHO wrote what is IN the quote I posted, that you consider to be a commendation?
                      Paul wrote it. It was a personal letter of introduction and commendation. He did that for very few people and only of people of importance.

                      Perhaps that is why you have never had a letter of introduction or commendation sent about you!

                      YIC

                      Mrs Phebe Dewitt.




                      There's Jesus here,
                      Just see what He offers me....
                      Down here my sins forgiven,
                      Up there a home in heaven
                      Praise God, That's the way for me!!

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                      • Jo Freddie
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                        • Apr 2009
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                        #26
                        Re: HELLO

                        Originally posted by Mrs. Phebe Dewitt View Post
                        Paul wrote it. It was a personal letter of introduction and commendation. He did that for very few people and only of people of importance.

                        Perhaps that is why you have never had a letter of introduction or commendation sent about you!

                        YIC

                        Mrs Phebe Dewitt.
                        Romans 16:22 I Tertius, who wrote [this] epistle, salute you in the Lord.
                        Read you special book Ms DeWittless
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                        • Phebe Carlyle
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                          • May 2010
                          • 2604

                          #27
                          Re: HELLO

                          Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                          Read you special book Ms DeWittless
                          I have and also read the history behind the theology.

                          Paul's scribe(amanuensis) in the epistle to the Romans was Tertius, the date is AD 58. Paul is dictating a letter, in his room at the house of Gaius in the city of Corinth.

                          You know what a scribe is, pasta boy? It's like a secretary these days or a stenographer.

                          If you continue down and read Romans 16:25, you will see that it refers to "MY" (meaning Paul's) gospel.

                          If you had bothered to check this out, you would not be making quite the ass of yourself that you are right now..

                          So as such, it was definitely Paul's letter and sentiment.

                          YIC

                          Mrs Phebe Dewitt.




                          There's Jesus here,
                          Just see what He offers me....
                          Down here my sins forgiven,
                          Up there a home in heaven
                          Praise God, That's the way for me!!

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                          • Jo Freddie
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                            #28
                            Re: HELLO

                            Originally posted by Mrs. Phebe Dewitt View Post
                            I have and also read the history behind the theology.

                            Paul's scribe(amanuensis) in the epistle to the Romans was Tertius, the date is AD 58. Paul is dictating a letter, in his room at the house of Gaius in the city of Corinth.

                            You know what a scribe is, pasta boy? It's like a secretary these days or a stenographer.
                            I know Tertius was Pauls PA, but when a PA sends a memo on behalf of their "Boss" they state the fact, in this memo Tertius makes no such statement.

                            If you continue down and read Romans 16:25, you will see that it refers to "MY" (meaning Paul's) gospel.
                            No where does it say he is referring to Paul work? Tertius is talking about his gospel (good news about the help he is sending with the message carried by Phebe) there is no mention of Paul, you are reading something into the chapter that is does not state.
                            If you had bothered to check this out, you would not be making quite the ass of yourself that you are right now.
                            I did and I don't
                            So as such, it was definitely Paul's letter and sentiment.
                            That is purely an interpretation, but one that is not supported by the contents of Romans 16
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                            • Phebe Carlyle
                              GALS 4 GOD Guidance Counseler
                              Expert at baking, sewing, and rebuking unsaved scum
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                              • May 2010
                              • 2604

                              #29
                              Re: HELLO

                              Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                              I know Tertius was Pauls PA, but when a PA sends a memo on behalf of their "Boss" they state the fact, in this memo Tertius makes no such statement.
                              I don't know about that Jo Freddie. I have a PA and she doesn't state that any letter is from me is from me as to intelligent people, when a PA is delivering a message, it is always assumed it is from the BOSS. Obviously early Christians, despite them living near 2000 years ago were far more intelligent that you.

                              No where does it say he is referring to Paul work? Tertius is talking about his gospel (good news about the help he is sending with the message carried by Phebe) there is no mention of Paul, you are reading something into the chapter that is does not state.I did and I don't
                              That is purely an interpretation, but one that is not supported by the contents of Romans 16
                              Again, I look back at the historical references as well as the theological. It is strange that only YOU (not even bat crazy atheists try to pull this rubbish) claim that this letter is the intellectual property of Tertius. All Tertius said is that he wrote the epistle (meaning letter) as a scribe, it was his JOB to write letters that were Paul's intellectual property. The fact that he stated he wrote it, would no doubt have met with a resounding "duh".. that's your job".

                              Your little game of semantics may work with others, he with the durum wheat deity, but your BS certainly doesn't work with me.

                              YIC

                              Mrs Phebe Dewitt.




                              There's Jesus here,
                              Just see what He offers me....
                              Down here my sins forgiven,
                              Up there a home in heaven
                              Praise God, That's the way for me!!

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                              • Jo Freddie
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                                • Apr 2009
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                                #30
                                Re: HELLO

                                Originally posted by Mrs. Phebe Dewitt View Post
                                Again, I look back at the historical references as well as the theological.
                                So let me get this straight, to get Romans 16 to mean what you say it means you can not just take what the bible says, you have to read it along side some other historical & theological references? It is very clear that you can't get it to mean what you claim it means as an independent text.

                                It is strange that only YOU (not even bat crazy atheists try to pull this rubbish) claim that this letter is the intellectual property of Tertius. All Tertius said is that he wrote the epistle (meaning letter) as a scribe, it was his JOB to write letters that were Paul's intellectual property.
                                That is not stated in the text. You are the one claiming that the letter is the intellectual property of someone else other then who it appears to be.

                                All that is in that text is a letter of introduction for a group of people sent from Cenchrea to Rome, the said letter was carried by Phebes, written by Tertius with no indication of under whose instruction these actions were undertaken. Tertius only refers to himself in the first person and makes no reference to Paul.
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