Hello and Praise Jesus!

[Sister_Sarah]

My name is Sarah, I'm a recently saved Christian who has found Christ after over 50 years of sin. I'm a housewife with 5 beautiful children and 1 (unfortunately) non-saved child who I have cast asunder. I became a Christian after seeing our country be destroyed by an illegal muslim and I've come to the conclusion that enough is enough.

Jesus's word will steer this country back into the Christian nation it once was!!

I'm looking forward to meeting other Christians with beliefs like mine after years of being misguided by the devil to deplorable atheism. Only when this country is restored to its Christian roots will we be accepted into the rapture by our saviour.

Praise Jesus

Sarah

xx

[Lost Sheep McUinnean]

Re: Hello and Praise Jesus!

Welcome.

Can you please define the height or depth or indeed distance in yards and feet of this 'asunder'.

It's for a Christian statistical study I'm working on.

[Sister_Sarah]

Re: Hello and Praise Jesus!

at least 100 feet away at all times (or so i have arranged through prayer with god)

[Lost Sheep McUinnean]

Re: Hello and Praise Jesus!

What type of catapult do you have? Or did you ever train with former Czech female shot-putters?

[Sister_Sarah]

Re: Hello and Praise Jesus!

catapult no, but my husband keeps many guns in the bedroom, the child simply sleeps at the end of the garden with the dog.

[Lost Sheep McUinnean]

Re: Hello and Praise Jesus!

catapult no, but my husband keeps many guns in the bedroom, the child simply sleeps at the end of the garden with the dog.

Ah, good. Lord knows it's hard to bring up begotten offspring these days. Good start sister.

[John Creeser]

Re: Hello and Praise Jesus!

Welcome to our friendly forum Sister Sarah. I'll first say I really like your shirt and we often refer to Sarah Palin as Sister Sarah.

What is your favorite pie to bake? Do you have a favorite Bible verse? Surely you read from the King James version?

[Sister_Sarah]

Re: Hello and Praise Jesus!

i would have to say my favourite verse is Ephesians 5:22

Wives, submit to your husbands as to the Lord. For the husband is the head of the wife as Christ is the head of the church, his body, of which he is the Savior. Now as the church submits to Christ, so also wives should submit to their husbands in everything.

i myself am very subservient to my husband and he regularly monitors my internet history to make sure that i am not tempted by the dark sided portion of the lords internet. the devil is truly the inventor of pornographic material!

my favourite pie is deer pie. my husband often hunts and although I wasn't too happy at this aggressive behaviour, I remembered that the Lord is very much pleased by animal sacrifices, so I now encourage it!

[Sister_Sarah]

Re: Hello and Praise Jesus!

I'll first say I really like your shirt and we often refer to Sarah Palin as Sister Sarah.

I had my name changed to Sarah in honour of Palin's incredible fight to take our country back from the pussy liberals.

[Viggo B. Kristoffersen]

Re: Hello and Praise Jesus!

my favourite pie is deer pie.

Yummy...

[LordHaveMercy]

Re: Hello and Praise Jesus!

Welcome Sister Sarah! Share with us how Jesus came into your life, it's almost always an inspiring story!