I love me some Jesus

[Bible Believin Bob]

Hello friends, it is so nice to finally be a part of a loving True Christian discussion group. I look forward to many intellectually rich, spiritually fulfilling conversations with all of my fellow jesus lovin bible thumpin brethren.

[John Creeser]

Re: I love me some Jesus

Hello friends, it is so nice to finally be a part of a loving True Christian discussion group. I look forward to many intellectually rich, spiritually fulfilling conversations with all of my fellow jesus lovin bible thumpin brethren.

Somehow I am not quite convinced "friend". What is with the drug using banana? You use Jesus in lower case, plus you use profanity in your avatar. I'll be keeping my eye on you.

[Bible Believin Bob]

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Somehow I am not quite convinced "friend". What is with the drug using banana? You use Jesus in lower case, plus you use profanity in your avatar. I'll be keeping my eye on you.

I must see biblical evidence that the banana is a drug user, The lower case j was merely an error, and i assure you that my avatar contains no profanity, only the Word of God. It is a pleasure to make your acquaintance Brother John!

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

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I must see biblical evidence that the banana is a drug user, The lower case j was merely an error, and i assure you that my avatar contains no profanity, only the Word of God. It is a pleasure to make your acquaintance Brother John!

While unicorns are very Biblical, the "F" word, I'm afraid, is not.

Deuteronomy 33:17 His glory is like the firstling of his bullock, and his horns are like the horns of unicorns: with them he shall push the people together to the ends of the earth: and they are the ten thousands of Ephraim, and they are the thousands of Manasseh.

Job 39:9-10 Will the unicorn be willing to serve thee, or abide by thy crib? Canst thou bind the unicorn with his band in the furrow? or will he harrow the valleys after thee?

Psalms 22:21 Save me from the lion's mouth: for thou hast heard me from the horns of the unicorns.

Psalms 29:6 He maketh them also to skip like a calf; Lebanon and Sirion like a young unicorn.

Psalms 92:10 But my horn shalt thou exalt like the horn of an unicorn: I shall be anointed with fresh oil.


Numbers 23:22 God brought them out of Egypt; he hath as it were the strength of an unicorn.

Numbers 24:8 God brought him forth out of Egypt; he hath as it were the strength of an unicorn: he shall eat up the nations his enemies, and shall break their bones, and pierce them through with his arrows.

Isaiah 34:7 And the unicorns shall come down with them, and the bullocks with the bulls; and their land shall be soaked with blood, and their dust made fat with fatness.

[Bible Believin Bob]

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I havent seen scripture that says I cannot use the f word in my avatar to express disgust with science. Does our Lord not love those who slander an atheists core belief system?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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