Wassup dawgs.

[trira99]

I'd just like to say I find your posts humourous, however informative. I'm knew to this filth deleted and I would like some help in deciding if I should follow Christianity or Rastafarianism lolz~`111!1///. You see, spaghetti is my favourite and worshipping it has always been my dream. But your filth deleted seems pretty legit too, so I'm undecided. Any insight from your wondrous cult's illustrious history would be greatly appreciated. Please none of that stupid bible science. As much as irrefutable as its logic is, I can't bring myself to believe it; I'd rather believe that nonsensical homo science. Sorry if I offended you peeps, ain't my intention. My intentions are honourable, I swear to the flying spaghetti monster.

Well, I guess my decision's made. Rastafarianism it is. None of that Catholic bullpoop you dudes follow. Later dudezzzzzzzz. Piece!


PS: American spelling is wrong. British/Canadian spelling is right. English originated in the UK region, ergo their spelling is correct.


PPS: You're right. I'm wrong.

[John Creeser]

Re: Wassup dawgs.

I'd just like to say I find your posts humourous, however informative. I'm knew to this filth deleted and I would like some help in deciding if I should follow Christianity or Rastafarianism lolz~`111!1///. You see, spaghetti is my favourite and worshipping it has always been my dream. But your filth deleted seems pretty legit too, so I'm undecided. Any insight from your wondrous cult's illustrious history would be greatly appreciated. Please none of that stupid bible science. As much as irrefutable as its logic is, I can't bring myself to believe it; I'd rather believe that nonsensical homo science. Sorry if I offended you peeps, ain't my intention. My intentions are honourable, I swear to the flying spaghetti monster.

Well, I guess my decision's made. Rastafarianism it is. None of that Catholic bullpoop you dudes follow. Later dudezzzzzzzz. Piece!


PS: American spelling is wrong. British/Canadian spelling is right. English originated in the UK region, ergo their spelling is correct.


PPS: You're right. I'm wrong.

Brilliant, first of all it's PASTAfarian, Rasta are the negras who smoke dope in Godless Jamaica. Secondly, True Christians are NOT ring kissing catlicks. Catholics are doomed to hell as they are a bunch of mary worshipers.

If you are going to attempt to troll us you might try a bit of research - now you just look like a fool.

[trira99]

Re: Wassup dawgs.

Brilliant, first of all it's PASTAfarian

I like how you never even considered that might've been deliberate.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Wassup dawgs.

I like how you never even considered that might've been deliberate.

I like how you never even considered that he might have considered that it might have been deliberate.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Wassup dawgs.

Awesome, a kewl gangsta' kid.

Well, I have to tell you, we are all mighty impressed!


Son, stop poppin' caps and eating fried chicken. Read your Bible instead.

[Lycia The Repentant]

Re: Wassup dawgs.

I like how you never even considered that he might have considered that it might have been deliberate.

I like how you pointed out the consideration that they never even considered that he might have considered that it might have been deliberate.

[John Creeser]

Re: Wassup dawgs.

I like how you considered that they never even considered that he might have considered that it might have been deliberate.

Now we're getting somewhere - consider it considered.

[Brother Harold Porter]

Re: Wassup dawgs.

I'd just like to say I find your posts humourous, however informative. I'm knew to this filth deleted and I would like some help in deciding if I should follow Christianity or Rastafarianism lolz~`111!1///. You see, spaghetti is my favourite and worshipping it has always been my dream. But your filth deleted seems pretty legit too, so I'm undecided. Any insight from your wondrous cult's illustrious history would be greatly appreciated. Please none of that stupid bible science. As much as irrefutable as its logic is, I can't bring myself to believe it; I'd rather believe that nonsensical homo science. Sorry if I offended you peeps, ain't my intention. My intentions are honourable, I swear to the flying spaghetti monster.

Well, I guess my decision's made. Rastafarianism it is. None of that Catholic bullpoop you dudes follow. Later dudezzzzzzzz. Piece!


PS: American spelling is wrong. British/Canadian spelling is right. English originated in the UK region, ergo their spelling is correct.


PPS: You're right. I'm wrong.

Do you sniff glue or were one or both of your parents overexposed to mutagenic compounds? In any event, you have my sympathy.

Peace out.

[trira99]

Re: Wassup dawgs.

Wow, guys. Can't we all be friends? I think we started off on the wrong side of the cross. I'd like to apologize, on behalf of the almighty and righteous Spaghetti Monster, for my post.

So waddya all say? Friends?

[Brother Harold Porter]

Re: Wassup dawgs.

Wow, guys. Can't we all be friends? I think we started off on the wrong side of the cross. I'd like to apologize, on behalf of the almighty and righteous Spaghetti Monster, for my post.

So waddya all say? Friends?

No.

And may God smite you for blasphemy

[LordHaveMercy]

Re: Wassup dawgs.

Personally, nothing is more pleasing to me than to be addresses in words that do not exist in any written language, with a sidling and wheedling sense of over-familiarity.

It is a lot like the dog that comes up and plants it's cold wet nose in your crotch, and you have to shoo it away, but at the same time, I really like dogs, and their behavior does not change my opinion of them.

So, dog, I am sorry to inform you that you are going to burn in hell for eternity, as well as get pretty sick of pasta, unless you find JESUS.

In HIS name!

[handmaiden]

Re: Wassup dawgs.

Considering that this is supposed to be the introduction thread, I do not accept that "Wassup dawgs" constitutes a proper greeting.

The rest of the post is a blatant yet not very clever attempt to bait us into some emotionally charged reaction. Thus it cannot qualify as an introduction because it provides no substantive information.

Whether or not it could be at least deemed innovative is also open to question. Did the person invent the nonsense term "wassup dawgs"? If documentation to prove this contention can be provided, then we can credit this person with some minor creativity and then assign the appropriate penalty for violating the English language.

Primly Yours,

Handmaiden

[James Dewitt]

Re: Wassup dawgs.

Considering that this is supposed to be the introduction thread, I do not accept that "Wassup dawgs" constitutes a proper greeting.

The rest of the post is a blatant yet not very clever attempt to bait us into some emotionally charged reaction. Thus it cannot qualify as an introduction because it provides no substantive information.

Whether or not it could be at least deemed innovative is also open to question. Did the person invent the nonsense term "wassup dawgs"? If documentation to prove this contention can be provided, then we can credit this person with some minor creativity and then assign the appropriate penalty for violating the English language.

Primly Yours,

Handmaiden

What she said. Why did he/she/it call us dogs?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Wassup dawgs.

What she said. Why did he/she/it call us dogs?

Perhaps it thought we were Syrophenicians?

Mark 7

26 The woman was a Greek, a Syrophenician by nation; and she besought him that he would cast forth the devil out of her daughter.

27 But Jesus said unto her, Let the children first be filled: for it is not meet to take the children's bread, and to cast it unto the dogs.

28 And she answered and said unto him, Yes, Lord: yet the dogs under the table eat of the children's crumbs.

I love that story, the way Jesus told her that her entire race was inferior, dogs in comparison to God's Chosen . . . and would only help her AFTER she debased herself and agreed!

It's a good thing it wants to be a Pastafarian instead of a Rastafarian. The Rastas believe homosexuals should be executed . . . one of the very, very few things they have in common with Christians.

http://www.politikditto.com/2006/04/time-magazine-labels-jamaica-most.html

Wednesday, April 19, 2006
TIME Magazine Labels Jamaica "Most Homophobic Place On Earth"

Though familiar to Americans primarily as a laid-back beach destination, Jamaica is hardly idyllic. The country has the world's highest murder rate. And its rampant violence against gays and lesbians has prompted human-rights groups to confer another ugly distinction: the most homophobic place on earth.

In the past two years, two of the island's most prominent gay activists, Brian Williamson and Steve Harvey, have been murdered — and a crowd even celebrated over Williamson's mutilated body. Perhaps most disturbing, many anti-gay assaults have been acts of mob violence. In 2004, a teen was almost killed when his father learned his son was gay and invited a group to lynch the boy at his school. Months later, witnesses say, police egged on another mob that stabbed and stoned a gay man to death in Montego Bay. And this year a Kingston man, Nokia Cowan, drowned after a crowd shouting "batty boy" (a Jamaican epithet for homosexual) chased him off a pier. "Jamaica is the worst any of us has ever seen," says Rebecca Schleifer of the U.S.-based Human Rights Watch and author of a scathing report on the island's anti-gay hostility.

...

Few epitomize the melding of reggae and gangsta cultures more than Banton, who is one of the nation's most popular dance-hall singers. Born Mark Myrie, he grew up the youngest of 15 children in Kingston's Salt Lane — the sort of slum dominated by ultraconservative Christian churches and intensely anti-gay Rastafarians. Banton parlayed homophobia into a ticket out of Salt Lane. One of his first hits, 1992's Boom Bye-Bye, boasts of shooting gays with Uzis and burning their skin with acid "like an old tire wheel."