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  • The Anti Christ
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    • Oct 2010
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    #1

    manifestation

    I manifested on the lands of Australia.
    By the look of things, a million miles away.
    The Evil was born and followed The Boy
  • Ezekiel Bathfire
    Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
    Christ's Rottweiler
     
    • Jan 2008
    • 22912

    #2
    Re: manifestation

    So you live a million miles from Australia? Whereas I approve of avoiding the place, a million miles puts you somewhere in the heavens...

    (and not to be too picky, but manifest is (where appropriate) followed by 'in' rather than 'on'; 'on' makes it sound like you left some sort of mess behind.)

    Right, tell us of your favorite Bible verse and what Jesus means to you.
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    • James Hutchins
      True Christian™
      Just a Regular Nice Guy
       
      • Jun 2009
      • 29457

      #3
      Re: manifestation

      I was going to say, thinking about abos over long distance does this to you? Are you some sort of pervert furry?
      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
      Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
      Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
      Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
      Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
      Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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      • The Anti Christ
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        • Oct 2010
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        #4
        Re: manifestation

        Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
        I was going to say, thinking about abos over long distance does this to you? Are you some sort of pervert furry?
        Do you have a vague idea as to what the hell kind of rubbish you're spreading with your ignorance?

        And no, I manifested On Australian soil, if I was to manifest In it, then I would be inside said soil. You're arguing English Grammar with an expert, I suggest you stop while you're cause is still sweetly lost.

        Favorite bible passage?

        "If a man is caught in the act of raping a young woman who is not engaged, he must pay fifty pieces of silver to her father".

        Rape is ok, as long as Daddy's ok with it too
        The Evil was born and followed The Boy

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        • Levi Jones
          Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
          Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
          Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
           
          • Jul 2009
          • 13930

          #5
          Re: manifestation

          Originally posted by The Anti Hero View Post

          And no, I manifested On Australian soil, if I was to manifest In it, then I would be inside said soil. You're arguing English Grammar with an expert, I suggest you stop while you're cause is still sweetly lost.

          Favorite bible passage?

          "If a man is caught in the act of raping a young woman who is not engaged, he must pay fifty pieces of silver to her father".

          Rape is ok, as long as Daddy's ok with it too
          Not exactly, but at least thanks for trying to quote scripture. We have an ongoing discussion about that very subject here.

          And where did you "manifest" from?
          Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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          • BelieverInGod
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            • Feb 2010
            • 9269

            #6
            Re: manifestation

            Originally posted by The Anti Hero View Post
            Do you have a vague idea as to what the hell kind of rubbish you're spreading with your ignorance?

            And no, I manifested On Australian soil, if I was to manifest In it, then I would be inside said soil. You're arguing English Grammar with an expert, I suggest you stop while you're cause is still sweetly lost.



            Favorite bible passage?

            "If a man is caught in the act of raping a young woman who is not engaged, he must pay fifty pieces of silver to her father".

            Rape is ok, as long as Daddy's ok with it too
            I see you're just as much of an "expert" on the Bible.
            Drama queen

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            • Rev. M. Rodimer
              Honorary True Christian™
              Forum Member
              • May 2008
              • 13996

              #7
              Re: manifestation

              Originally posted by The Anti Hero View Post
              Do you have a vague idea as to what the Hell kind of rubbish you're spreading with your ignorance?

              And no, I manifested On Australian soil, if I was to manifest In it, then I would be inside said soil. You're arguing English Grammar with an expert, I suggest you stop while your cause is still sweetly lost.

              Favorite Bible passage?

              "If a man is caught in the act of raping a young woman who is not engaged, he must pay fifty pieces of silver to her father".

              Rape is OK, as long as Daddy's OK with it too.
              Well, Miss English Grammar Expert, I've highlighted your errors in red.

              Failure to capitalize proper nouns (Hell, Bible); confusing "you're" (contraction for "you are") with "your" (possessive of "you"), failure to punctuate, and failure to capitalize OK.

              There is little more ironic than someone who claims to be an expert in grammar while making half a dozen errors herself.

              I bet you're also a Bible scholar, a medical doctor, and a molecular biologist.
              Bible boring? Nonsense!
              Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
              You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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              • James Hutchins
                True Christian™
                Just a Regular Nice Guy
                 
                • Jun 2009
                • 29457

                #8
                Re: manifestation

                Originally posted by The Anti Hero View Post
                Do you have a vague idea as to what the hell kind of rubbish you're spreading with your ignorance?

                And no, I manifested On Australian soil, if I was to manifest In it, then I would be inside said soil. You're arguing English Grammar with an expert, I suggest you stop while you're cause is still sweetly lost.

                Favorite bible passage?

                "If a man is caught in the act of raping a young woman who is not engaged, he must pay fifty pieces of silver to her father".

                Rape is ok, as long as Daddy's ok with it too
                Ah, so you do it to gopher holes. I see!
                However, I am confused why you have to travel millions of miles. The Earth simply is not that big. You claim you want to do it to abo soil, and you claim to live there. Now I've been down under several times and the island of austria is just not that big. Is you system of measuring so wrong that you think this || is six inches? Or is because you come from a land of criminals and are trying to cheat True Christians(tm)?

                As far as the passage goes - Nice try but no, you missed the mark, not surprising based on your education level. You missed out the part about marrying the girl and then paying her father along with a few other details. Not to worry, we do not expect much from a backwards people, We are just glad you stopped dragging your knuckles.
                Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                • The Anti Christ
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                  • Oct 2010
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                  #9
                  Re: manifestation

                  Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                  Now I've been down under several times and the island of austria is just not that big.
                  If this really was the case, then you would know full well that it is Australia, not Austria. This is the third time this misspelled issue has arisen on this forum...
                  Please explain how it is that I am the backwards gorilla, yet you cannot a) learn to accurately spell a country's name, even when talking directly about said country, b) dismiss the 'real-world' without hesitation, without any thorough research or experience due to grossly misinformed and surreal vantages of the real world and c) and worst of all, a good portion of the writers on here can't spell, use punctuation or even speak properly... And I'm the troglodyte?
                  I would like to thank you though; The total contradiction of your words and processes never cease to amaze and inspire
                  The Evil was born and followed The Boy

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                  • landoverlover
                    Also loves Jesus and America
                    True Christian™
                    • Jul 2010
                    • 828

                    #10
                    Re: manifestation

                    Originally posted by The Anti Hero View Post
                    If this really was the case, then you would know full well that it is Australia, not Austria. This is the third time this misspelled issue has arisen on this forum...
                    Please explain how it is that I am the backwards gorilla, yet you cannot a) learn to accurately spell a country's name, even when talking directly about said country, b) dismiss the 'real-world' without hesitation, without any thorough research or experience due to grossly misinformed and surreal vantages of the real world and c) and worst of all, a good portion of the writers on here can't spell, use punctuation or even speak properly... And I'm the troglodyte?
                    I would like to thank you though; The total contradiction of your words and processes never cease to amaze and inspire
                    It seems we are ignoring the issue here. Why are you on this particular Christian site? So far all you've done is babble incoherently, insulted members, made patently false claims about your expertise in grammar, and generally behaved like an annoying insect.

                    Please state your business. If it doesn't involve praising Jesus or saving your soul, I can't imagine why we should waste our time with you.
                    Leviticus 13:44 He is a leprous man, he is UNCLEAN: the priest shall pronounce him utterly UNCLEAN; his plague is in his head.

                    2 Kings 6:25 And there was a great famine in Samaria: and, behold, they besieged it, until an ass's head was sold for fourscore pieces of silver, and the fourth part of a cab of dove's dung for five pieces of silver.



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                    • Butch Dickerson
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                      Forum Member
                      • Oct 2010
                      • 63

                      #11
                      Re: manifestation

                      Originally posted by The Anti Hero View Post
                      And no, I manifested On Australian soil, if I was to manifest In it, then I would be inside said soil.
                      Beyond the Black Stump,eh?
                      How goes troglodytic life in Coober Pedy , been in long?
                      Heard it was dryer than a dead dingo's donger.

                      Questions, do you have a koala bear ? Does it use a litter? Does its' piss smell like mint?
                      Do your mental processes spin in the opposite direction from the rest of the civilized world {like your toilets} ?
                      Are you a dill?
                      Galations 5:6 (KJV 1611) For in Jesus Christ neither circumcision availeth any thing, nor uncircumcision; but faith which worketh by love.

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                      • Lisa H
                        Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
                        True Christian™
                        • Jun 2010
                        • 5070

                        #12
                        Re: manifestation

                        Originally posted by The Anti Hero View Post
                        I manifested on the lands of Australia.
                        By the look of things, a million miles away.
                        So you manifested on Australia. You sound like one of those illegal boat people. Are you staying at the Christmas Island detention camp.

                        Is the boat you came on

                        Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
                        Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
                        Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
                        Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
                        Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
                        Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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                        • MitzaLizalor
                          Completely CRAZY for the Lord
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2010
                          • 14613

                          #13
                          Re: manifestation

                          perhaps he flew?

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                          • The Anti Christ
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                            • Oct 2010
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                            #14
                            Re: manifestation

                            Originally posted by MitzaLizalor View Post
                            perhaps he flew?
                            You're the closest, as I am a bird; but only in the Female sense.

                            I didn't intentionally come on here to make trouble. Unlike the majority of trollers on here, I don't see the point in making half-assed sarcastic comments with no content or substance. These arguments go nowhere and only concrete your beliefs and views on the rest of us Unsaved Heathen Trash.

                            I originally stumbled across this website due to the piffle (teehee) that I read regarding skateboarders. I joined this sight with a good heart and open mind, simply trying to put forward an articulate and non-abusive argument as to how and why the comments regarding skateboarders are grossly misconstrued.

                            Evidence Here

                            Unfortunately the replies I received were nothing short of idiotic, narrow-minded redneck white-trash, so I felt that similar rebuttal was only fair.

                            All Clear?

                            Fantastic.

                            The Evil was born and followed The Boy

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                            • The Anti Christ
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                              • 7

                              #15
                              Re: manifestation

                              Originally posted by The Anti Christ View Post
                              ...I joined this sight with a good heart...
                              Yes yes yes.
                              I meant SITE.
                              As in Website.

                              Just thought I'd beat you to it.

                              Oh, and I'm loving the new name; many thanks to who ever changed it for me.

                              I would have gone with that from the start, but I thought it a tad presumptuous and pretentious at the time.

                              Glad to see I'm showing my true colours early on...

                              Here's looking forward to much much more entertaining fan mail from you all!!

                              The Evil was born and followed The Boy

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