A small introduction

[Danny-Jones]

Greeting everyone!

My father was a tough man and I respected him very much. My mother was a whore who did not respect my father, but I was still torn apart by his decision to divorce her (I was turning 7 at the time but I was well aware at how angered this was making The Lord). My father took me to church at every opportunity, and my whore of a mother was rebuffed every time she attempted to see me (she could not be trusted after the first outing I had with her in which she took me to a picture theater).

My father died when I was seventeen, so I got married to my now wife Joanne and we have been together for 33 years now. We have had 8 beautiful children together, all of whom are active members of the church.

And that's how I ended up here, thanks for reading folks!

[Felicity]

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@Danny-Jones Welcome! When my mother makes a mistake my father always hits her with the Bible.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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Sounds like your upbringing has resulted in a fulfilled and Godly life abundant with blessings. Are the 8 children all sons?

[landoverlover]

Re: A small introduction

Greeting everyone!

My father was a tough man and I respected him very much. My mother was a whore who did not respect my father, but I was still torn apart by his decision to divorce her (I was turning 7 at the time but I was well aware at how angered this was making The Lord). My father took me to church at every opportunity, and my whore of a mother was rebuffed every time she attempted to see me (she could not be trusted after the first outing I had with her in which she took me to a picture theater).

My father died when I was seventeen, so I got married to my now wife Joanne and we have been together for 33 years now. We have had 8 beautiful children together, all of whom are active members of the church.

And that's how I ended up here, thanks for reading folks!

Did your mother use any of her whore-money for tithing or Christmas presents? I'm just trying to find a small silver lining here......

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Welcome to God's favorite forum. Please tell us about your church. What denomination are you? Which Bible version do you use?

[Danny-Jones]

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I am a Lutheran and I read the NAS bible. Thanks for the welcomes!

[Imam Rashik]

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I am a Lutheran and I read the NAS bible. Thanks for the welcomes!

Danny you should be reading the Holy Quran. Islam is the only way to reach Allah (pbuh)

[landoverlover]

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Danny you should be reading the Holy Quran. Islam is the only way to reach Allah (pbuh)

Dear raghead: "Holy Quran" is an oxymormon. And you have funky goat vapors emanating from your 'downstairs' orifice. You're on every 'no fly' list except for that chariot to HELL. Please demonstrate how a suicide belt works somewhere out in the desert.

[Imam Rashik]

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Dear raghead: "Holy Quran" is an oxymormon. And you have funky goat vapors emanating from your 'downstairs' orifice. You're on every 'no fly' list except for that chariot to HELL. Please demonstrate how a suicide belt works somewhere out in the desert.

Do not let the enemies of Allah (pbuh) deceive you. They will be punished for there disbelief. Let Allah (pbuh) guide you in their destruction. Your reward in Paradise will increased.

SURA 35
5. O men! surely the promise of Allah is true, therefore let not the life of this world deceive you, and let not the archdeceiver deceive you respecting Allah.
6. Surely the Shaitan is your enemy, so take him for an enemy; he only invites his party that they may be inmates of the burning
7. [As for] those who disbelieve, they shall have a severe punishment, and [as for] those who believe and do good, they shall have forgiveness and a great reward.