[Angelos Epithemiou]

Re: Where do you start?

He does have long hair like a hippy though, I've seen pictures here and there - he sort of looks like Chuck Norris so he won't be all fluffy-bunny at all, if anything he'll be more Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog.

I've read a bit now, so when will I be accepted by you set of Baptists? I only ask as I've got a doctors appointment later to get my 'doings' sorted...

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Where do you start?

He does have long hair like a hippy though, I've seen pictures here and there - he sort of looks like Chuck Norris so he won't be all fluffy-bunny at all, if anything he'll be more Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog.

I've read a bit now, so when will I be accepted by you set of Baptists? I only ask as I've got a doctors appointment later to get my 'doings' sorted...

This forum has a handy "Bible in a Year" section, where you can read the Bible with commentary.

Enjoy! Let us know when you have finished reading it.

[Angelos Epithemiou]

Re: Where do you start?

If I dabble with them teachings and stuff, can I talk about what it means to me and have honest to goodness discussions or chats?
I mean it's a sort of personal thing innit all this God business?

By the way, me Nana used to tell me to be God fearing. Does this mean he'll hurt me like what my uncle did?

[Lost Sheep McUinnean]

Re: Where do you start?

He does have long hair like a hippy though, I've seen pictures here and there - he sort of looks like Chuck Norris so he won't be all fluffy-bunny at all, if anything he'll be more Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog.

I've read a bit now, so when will I be accepted by you set of Baptists? I only ask as I've got a doctors appointment later to get my 'doings' sorted...

Doings??

Not sure I want to know the answer....

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Where do you start?

By the way, me Nana used to tell me to be God fearing. Does this mean he'll hurt me like what my uncle did?

Did you make your uncle rape you by wagging your ass around in front of him?

[Angelos Epithemiou]

Re: Where do you start?

Did you make your uncle rape you by wagging your ass around in front of him?

He did ask me once to "wag my nice long tail" but I didn't know what he meant, I don't have a tail - well not round the back anyway.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Where do you start?

If I dabble with them teachings and stuff, can I talk about what it means to me and have honest to goodness discussions or chats?
I mean it's a sort of personal thing innit all this God business?

The discussions about Scripture are in the Bible in a Year section.

There are no shortcuts to eternity. There is no dabbling. There is either do, or go to Hell.

[Angelos Epithemiou]

Re: Where do you start?

That sounds fine, I can't go to hell, well not just yet 'cos my van is knackered.

In the meantime I look forward to chewing the fat over a scripture or two...

[Angelos Epithemiou]

Re: Where do you start?

My eyes have been opened brothers and sisters, I had heathen glaucoma these last few years (as well as issues with my tail).

I feel I belong in your collective buxoms.

Praise be to Jesus and God bless you all.