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  • Wide-Open
    Director of European Evangelical Outreach
    A Shining Example of Christ's Love
    Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
    True Christian™
    • Nov 2007
    • 18449

    #1

    Can I ever be saved ?

    I'm from Belgium, that's why I ask. Well, soon there will be two Belgiums, which will even be worse.

    Your help will be appreciated, although I am obviously not worthy.
    Psalm 81:10:
    I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
    open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.
  • Brother Temperance
    Senior Usher
    True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
    A very nice young man
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 15621

    #2
    Re: Can I ever be saved ?

    Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
    I'm from Belgium, that's why I ask. Well, soon there will be two Belgiums, which will even be worse.

    Your help will be appreciated, although I am obviously not worthy.
    If you repent of your Belgian depravity, all will be well. Denying the Holy Ghost is one thing, but I don't think Christ has anything in particular against those from fictional countries. The image of two Belgiums is a pretty scary one - the world's in a bad enough state today, with no Belgiums, imagine how much worse off we'd be with two more!
    O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



    God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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    • Wide-Open
      Director of European Evangelical Outreach
      A Shining Example of Christ's Love
      Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
      True Christian™
      • Nov 2007
      • 18449

      #3
      Re: Can I ever be saved ?

      Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
      If you repent of your Belgian depravity, all will be well. Denying the Holy Ghost is one thing, but I don't think Christ has anything in particular against those from fictional countries. The image of two Belgiums is a pretty scary one - the world's in a bad enough state today, with no Belgiums, imagine how much worse off we'd be with two more!
      Thank you for the quick reply Brother, as I am a lost soul, as you can imagine. Wikipedia tries to convince you & me that there is already one Belgium, but that's just a hoax. I honestly don't know who writes those pages, but they are deluded.

      I'll repent. Would trying to get a green card be a good start ?
      Psalm 81:10:
      I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
      open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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      • Brother Temperance
        Senior Usher
        True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
        A very nice young man
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 15621

        #4
        Re: Can I ever be saved ?

        Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
        Thank you for the quick reply Brother, as I am a lost soul, as you can imagine. Wikipedia tries to convince you & me that there is already one Belgium, but that's just a hoax. I honestly don't know who writes those pages, but they are deluded.

        I'll repent. Would trying to get a green card be a good start ?
        To some extent, but getting your hands on a King James Bible'd be even better. Are such things even legal in the socialist hellhole you claim to inhabit?
        O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



        God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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        • Wide-Open
          Director of European Evangelical Outreach
          A Shining Example of Christ's Love
          Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
          True Christian™
          • Nov 2007
          • 18449

          #5
          Re: Can I ever be saved ?

          Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
          To some extent, but getting your hands on a King James Bible'd be even better. Are such things even legal in the socialist hellhole you claim to inhabit?
          Alas no. Hellgium is a secular state Before that it was a Roman Catholic dump, so I don't have to explain to you ...

          Maybe on the black market. I know that's technically a sin, but it's for the greater good I suppose. Or perhaps at NATO or SHAPE headquarters ?
          Psalm 81:10:
          I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
          open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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          • Brother Temperance
            Senior Usher
            True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
            A very nice young man
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 15621

            #6
            Re: Can I ever be saved ?

            Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
            Alas no. Hellgium is a secular state Before that it was a Roman Catholic dump, so I don't have to explain to you ...

            Maybe on the black market. I know that's technically a sin, but it's for the greater good I suppose. Or perhaps at NATO or SHAPE headquarters ?
            Good point, if you can find your way to NATO headquarters, you may be able to find a decent Christian who'll take pity on you. Of course, they might just dump you in Afghanistan or somewhere, but it'd still be a step up.
            O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



            God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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            • Wide-Open
              Director of European Evangelical Outreach
              A Shining Example of Christ's Love
              Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
              True Christian™
              • Nov 2007
              • 18449

              #7
              Re: Can I ever be saved ?

              Afghanistan... mhmmm. I suppose I'd be a lot closer to my Maker over there, so that's a step up.

              Question: how does the forum software know I'm unshaved trash ? Does it do bitmap recognition ?
              Psalm 81:10:
              I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
              open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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              • Bobby-Joe
                Landover Security Superviser
                Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 18405

                #8
                Re: Can I ever be saved ?

                Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
                Afghanistan... mhmmm. I suppose I'd be a lot closer to my Maker over there, so that's a step up.

                Question: how does the forum software know I'm unshaved trash ? Does it do bitmap recognition ?
                It is linked to Homeland Security computers. The very fact that your IP shows you are from outside the US means you have serious issues with Christ.

                Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

                Hot Must ReadThreads!


                Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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                • Wide-Open
                  Director of European Evangelical Outreach
                  A Shining Example of Christ's Love
                  Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
                  True Christian™
                  • Nov 2007
                  • 18449

                  #9
                  Re: Can I ever be saved ?

                  Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                  It is linked to Homeland Security computers. The very fact that your IP shows you are from outside the US means you have serious issues with Christ.
                  I can appreciate that (although it's amazing HS knows about fictional country IP ranges), but how they gathered intelligence about me not having had a shave this morning is rather scary.

                  I am so ashamed I'm not a US citizen. My country has betrayed you. Axis of weasel it is. How can we ever make up ?
                  Psalm 81:10:
                  I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                  open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                  • Andrew Barrick
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                    • Sep 2007
                    • 93

                    #10
                    Re: Can I ever be saved ?

                    Well, it look like your making progress. Keep it up. Secular liberals and damnable atheists may try to discourage you, but when they do, pull out your Bible, thump 'em on the head, and yell "Shoo, demon!" That'll teach them sinners. By the way, have you purchased the Plan of Salvation yet? You never know how much time you have. A Kennedy could drive right through the cave you live in any minute now.

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                    • Soldim
                      Unsaved trash
                      Under Investigation
                      • Nov 2007
                      • 4

                      #11
                      Re: Can I ever be saved ?

                      Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
                      I'm from Belgium, that's why I ask. Well, soon there will be two Belgiums, which will even be worse.

                      Your help will be appreciated, although I am obviously not worthy.
                      Brother Wide, good to see you've found your way over here. I have joined myself as well, hoping for salvation.

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                      • Bobby-Joe
                        Landover Security Superviser
                        Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                        NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 18405

                        #12
                        Re: Can I ever be saved ?

                        Originally posted by Soldim View Post
                        Brother Wide, good to see you've found your way over here. I have joined myself as well, hoping for salvation.
                        What? Another "Belgium"? For a made up country there are a fair number of you guys.

                        Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

                        Hot Must ReadThreads!


                        Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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                        • Soldim
                          Unsaved trash
                          Under Investigation
                          • Nov 2007
                          • 4

                          #13
                          Re: Can I ever be saved ?

                          Don't worry, I live in Switzerland. If it was good enough for Calvin, it should be good enough for me....

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                          • Brother Temperance
                            Senior Usher
                            True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                            A very nice young man
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 15621

                            #14
                            Re: Can I ever be saved ?

                            Originally posted by Soldim View Post
                            Don't worry, I live in Switzerland. If it was good enough for Calvin, it should be good enough for me....
                            Are you planning to tithe some of that Jewish gold to Jesus any time soon?
                            O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                            God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                            • Wide-Open
                              Director of European Evangelical Outreach
                              A Shining Example of Christ's Love
                              Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
                              True Christian™
                              • Nov 2007
                              • 18449

                              #15
                              Re: Can I ever be saved ?

                              Originally posted by Andrew Barrick View Post
                              Well, it look like your making progress. Keep it up. Secular liberals and damnable atheists may try to discourage you, but when they do, pull out your Bible, thump 'em on the head, and yell "Shoo, demon!" That'll teach them sinners. By the way, have you purchased the Plan of Salvation yet? You never know how much time you have. A Kennedy could drive right through the cave you live in any minute now.
                              That Plan of Salvation is a steal ! Especially with the exchange rate of our Ungodly EUR vs your real money

                              A Kennedy, Toyota Prius, or worse... thanks for pointing that out to me
                              Psalm 81:10:
                              I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                              open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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