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  • Sister Noddy
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Jun 2007
    • 1843
    #31
    Re: Hi. Another Noob Here.

    Originally posted by Rogue Witch View Post

    Who said I was a lesbian? Or goth? Or wiccan?

    Well, I tried going with just Rogue, but it kept saying that it was already taken, so I had to come up with something, "witch" was the first thing that came to my head, and, voila, I ended up as Rogue Witch.
    Um, or you could have gone with 'bunny bumper' ... I don't think that name is taken yet!
    1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
    1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...

    1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...

    Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
    Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...

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      • Pastor Ezekiel
        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 78556
        #32
        Re: Hi. Another Noob Here.

        Originally posted by Rogue Witch View Post
        Well, I tried going with just Rogue, but it kept saying that it was already taken, so I had to come up with something, "witch" was the first thing that came to my head, and, voila, I ended up as Rogue Witch.
        You know, Jesus is the first thing that comes to MY head, each and every day. It speaks volumes about you that YOUR first thought was about hellbound, evil witches.....
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • Anna Marie Raven
            Unsaved trash
             
            • Nov 2007
            • 53
            #33
            Re: Hi. Another Noob Here.

            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
            You know, Jesus is the first thing that comes to MY head, each and every day. It speaks volumes about you that YOUR first thought was about hellbound, evil witches.....
            It is a shame, but ah think some time spent round in our Godly forums should correct that.

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              • Rogue Witch
                Unsaved Trash. Suspected bunny-worshipper, handle with caution.
                Under Investigation
                • Nov 2007
                • 24
                #34
                Re: Hi. Another Noob Here.

                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                You know, Jesus is the first thing that comes to MY head, each and every day. It speaks volumes about you that YOUR first thought was about hellbound, evil witches.....
                Well, when I registered, I was hadn't slept for three days (studying for those stupid tests in school) and I had just finished reading a part from Macbeth for my English class.

                Originally posted by Brother Guy View Post
                You did, Witch. It is common knowledge here that Witches are simultaneously goth and lesbean.
                You profess to be a witch, meaning
                1. You are a witch, ergo you are a wiccan, and being a wiccan you are...
                2. A Goth. Being a Goth and a wiccan means you are undoubtedly....
                3. A Lezbean.
                Now do you understand, you ignorant leg-scissoring devil-worshipping spell-casting she-fag?
                How many children have you eaten?
                I never said I was actually a "witch" or wiccan or anything.
                There are a group of "wiccans" that go to my school and they are far from goth.
                I also know a goth girl in my neighborhood and she is completely against gay marriage, so there is no way she could be a lesbian.

                Originally posted by Sister Noddy View Post
                Um, or you could have gone with 'bunny bumper' ... I don't think that name is taken yet!
                That sounds a little...inappropriate.
                Or maybe it's the fact that a group of people half-way across the room keep telling dirty jokes and that's putting my mind in the gutter.


                BTW, "suspected bunny-worshipper" is real cute.

                -Rogue
                ()__()
                (='.'=)
                (")_(")
                You can't kill the Bunny!

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