[Sam Diamond]

Re: Hi all!

Oh haha okay, i dident know that, about dick i mean, i only chose the name cos i was watching something on the telly about a detective

No, im not hiding anything, not that i know of anyway

So what brings you to our little Church? Why do you want to live in the sodomy Capitol of the world? Do you know anyone is is not a homosexual?

[DetectiveS]

Re: Hi all!

So what brings you to our little Church? Why do you want to live in the sodomy Capitol of the world? Do you know anyone is is not a homosexual?

Im her out of interest! ive been reading the forum for a long long time and i felt it was time to join!
I know a lot of people who are not homosexual, why do you ask?

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Hi all!

I know a lot of people who are not homosexual, why do you ask?

Can we get their address information so we can warn them to avoid you?

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Hi all!

I know a lot of people who are not homosexual

You must travel.

[landoverlover]

Re: Hi all!

Hi Dick, welcome to our forum.
How long have you lived in MidtjyllandÅbyhøj?

How many sons have you born?
What is your favorite passage in the KJV and why?
What is your favorite hunting weapon? Do you reload your brass?

Brother James, I don't know that we can hold it against someone anymore if they don't reload their brass. It's the manly thing to do, but with the national ammo shortage due to the imminent threat of stampeding negroes thanks to Obamer, it just doesn't pencil out any more. I'm paying $0.29/round per case in .223 for FMC FMJ, and I can't reload it for that any more. If you have a source for cheap components, clue me in.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Hi all!

Why do you call me Dick?
How did you find out were I live? (its not right, but close enough) Ive lived here almost a year, but im mooving i a month

I dont have any children yet
i dont have any favorite passages
I would have to say bow and arrow, but i dont hunt

Well Dick, I call you that because that is what a detective is. Detective is a weird name, so I cal you Dick. Is it not appropriate?

I know where you live because as soon as you sign up for our Church, the staff prepares paperwork for you. They fill in all the forms, acquire checking and credit card information for gifts for the Church. All to save you from the bother. See, we are here to help and make you life easier and more complete.
No sons? Are you a homer? Most denmarkians are, according to your governments latest study.
If you do not hunt, how do you get your meat? What do you use the bow and arrow for? Do you fire it off from clock towers?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hi all!

I dont hate living in Denmark. Why do you call it Denmarkia?

If you were a decent Christian, you would.

If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.

[DetectiveS]

Re: Hi all!

I have a few questions i hope you will answer for me (I have tried the search function but did not find my answers)

1. I have read that this page is fictional, that it is based on parody and satire! I would like to know how this is possible? I mean Im real enough and I and clearly you people are too! So who has made the page and with what purposes?

2. I can see that my rep. is already very bad? who has done that? i mean I have not said anything to offend anyone? not intentionally anyway.

3. I can see that the page has MANY members! like 22.0000 ore something, how many of these are TC?

Hope you can help me out!

All the best and wishing you a lovely day
S

[James Hutchins]

Re: Hi all!

Well Dick, you are the detective after all, I'd think this would be childsplay for a gumshoe like you.

We are as real as the fires of Hell and as passionate about Jesus as we are about the Bible. We are here to help spread the word about God. We want to make sure everyone knows the real deal about Him.

Apparently, you have a not very Christain attitude. You have offended baby Jesus a few times, perhaps He gave you negative rep. Pray to Him tonight for the answer.

Every single one is a True Christian.

You better start getting with the program and stop all this silliness. It is not about you, it is about God.

[DetectiveS]

Re: Hi all!

Every single one is a True Christian.

You better start getting with the program and stop all this silliness. It is not about you, it is about God.

You say everyone is a True Christian bit in the members list I can hardly see any?

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Hi all!

You say everyone is a True Christian bit in the members list I can hardly see any?

Not everyone, everyone who is a True Christian(tm).

[Sam Diamond]

Re: Hi all!

You say everyone is a True Christian bit in the members list I can hardly see any?

Son you need to focus on Jesus, it seems that you are easily strayed from what is important. Get your mind back on Jesus and away from what man you will sodomize next.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Hi all!

Son you need to focus on Jesus, it seems that you are easily strayed from what is important. Get your mind back on Jesus and away from what man you will sodomize next.

Astute as always, Mr. Diamond.