Hi all!

[DetectiveS]

Hi all forum members!

I just signed up today and cant wait to get started!
But i was wondering why I am already called unsaved trash, when you dont even know me? And how exactly am I under investigation? Are you watching me? And if so, I would like to know how?

All the best from Denmark

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Hi all!

You have answered your own first question - you are under investigation because we know nothing about you. You may be very surprised to learn that trolls, atheists and Catholics often post pretending to be Christians and then show their vile anger and abominations.

How are you under investigation? Just let's say that you are. Anyhoo, you're the detective - get on detecting things... Like Jesus' Love for you

[Raimund]

Re: Hi all!

Hi all forum members!

I just signed up today and cant wait to get started!
But i was wondering why I am already called unsaved trash, when you dont even know me? And how exactly am I under investigation? Are you watching me? And if so, I would like to know how?

All the best from Denmark

I'm glad you brought this up, I got a letter yesterday from a company called "World Wide Investigative Services, I looked them up on the net: http://www.worldwideinvestigationser...com/index.html it is a real company, their brief letter says that I am being investigated and that they represent a company and they will not disclose the company's name, I for one could care less, I have nothing to hide, I've been clean for years, and I live in Germany now, that means that, even if the police in America know that I shot all those people at the mall that day, years ago of coarse, (when I was on drugs),, they can't touch me anyways, and besides, the victims were all JWs, no one cares about these people, but they can look all they want, I'm clean enough for this forum.

[DetectiveS]

Re: Hi all!

You have answered your own first question - you are under investigation because we know nothing about you. You may be very surprised to learn that trolls, atheists and Catholics often post pretending to be Christians and then show their vile anger and abominations.

How are you under investigation? Just let's say that you are. Anyhoo, you're the detective - get on detecting things... Like Jesus' Love for you

Hehe i see your point
But for how long will the "investigation" run? When will I become a "real" forum member?

All the best S

[WinnerNotSinner]

Re: Hi all!

Hehe i see your point
But for how long will the "investigation" run? When will I become a "real" forum member?

All the best S

For as long as it needs to run. When the powers that be decide that you are not here to mock us, and instead are a willing guest to Jesus' Giant Party.

[Johannes Kirkeholm]

Re: Hi all!

Hi all forum members!

I just signed up today and cant wait to get started!
But i was wondering why I am already called unsaved trash, when you dont even know me? And how exactly am I under investigation? Are you watching me? And if so, I would like to know how?

All the best from Denmark

Welcome, fellow Denmarkian. What is your favourite Bible Verse and what do you hate most about our God-forsaken dunghole of a country?

[James Hutchins]

Re: Hi all!

Hi Dick, welcome to our forum.
How long have you lived in MidtjyllandÅbyhøj?

How many sons have you born?
What is your favorite passage in the KJV and why?
What is your favorite hunting weapon? Do you reload your brass?

[Brother Harold Porter]

Re: Hi all!

Hehe i see your point
But for how long will the "investigation" run? When will I become a "real" forum member?

All the best S

Welcome!

All in good time son. Forum members earn the recognition; it's not an Obama handout or "stimulous package".

It might expedite the process if you tell us more about yourself. Why do you love Jesus more than mortal life? Do you plan to tithe to our church? Is there sexual deviancy that you need help with before Jesus can enter your soul and save you?

In His Name!

[DetectiveS]

Re: Hi all!

Welcome, fellow Denmarkian. What is your favourite Bible Verse and what do you hate most about our God-forsaken dunghole of a country?

I dont hate living in Denmark. Why do you call it Denmarkia?

[Johannes Kirkeholm]

Re: Hi all!

I dont hate living in Denmark. Why do you call it Denmarkia?

Because it is the proper term. Why on earth don't you hate Denmarkia? Do you like rape and satanism?

Take a look at this thread!

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=43415

[DetectiveS]

Re: Hi all!

Hi Dick, welcome to our forum.
How long have you lived in MidtjyllandÅbyhøj?

How many sons have you born?
What is your favorite passage in the KJV and why?
What is your favorite hunting weapon? Do you reload your brass?

Why do you call me Dick?
How did you find out were I live? (its not right, but close enough) Ive lived here almost a year, but im mooving i a month

I dont have any children yet
i dont have any favorite passages
I would have to say bow and arrow, but i dont hunt

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Hi all!

I dont hate living in Denmark. Why do you call it Denmarkia?

That is the name of the country where you Denmarkistanis live.

Are you saying you don't mind being raped?

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Hi all!

Why do you call me Dick?
How did you find out were I live? (its not right, but close enough) Ive lived here almost a year, but im mooving i a month

I dont have any children yet
i dont have any favorite passages
I would have to say bow and arrow, but i dont hunt

So you shoot them right as they come out of the cage? Or while they're still in the cage?

I like the bow and arrow too. I like the noise the animal makes.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Hi all!

Why do you call me Dick?

Dick is short for Detective in American slang. A "private detective" is often called a "private dick".

How did you find out were I live? (its not right, but close enough)

The Department of Faith investigates all who join this forum.

You aren't hiding anything that you'd like to share before they find out, are you?

[DetectiveS]

Re: Hi all!

Dick is short for Detective in American slang. A "private detective" is often called a "private dick".

The Department of Faith investigates all who join this forum.

You aren't hiding anything that you'd like to share before they find out, are you?

Oh haha okay, i dident know that, about dick i mean, i only chose the name cos i was watching something on the telly about a detective

No, im not hiding anything, not that i know of anyway