Hello

[tankster720]

Hello,
You can call me tankster, I joined this site just get a taste of what it's like to be christian, and what gods words really are because I know that the media and other sources of information always have some sort of bias. I'm also a very up to date person as far as slang terms and I know the meaning behind most of the popular things that christians tend to steer away from. If you'd like to know more about me, try a response.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Hello,
You can call me tankster, I joined this site just get a taste of what it's like to be christian, and what gods words really are because I know that the media and other sources of information always have some sort of bias. I'm also a very up to date person as far as slang terms and I know the meaning behind most of the popular things that christians tend to steer away from. If you'd like to know more about me, try a response.

Please tell us about yourself. What is your name? What churches have you attended? How old are you?

If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

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[tankster720]

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I prefer not to disclose my real name, I rarely post it on the internet.
I am 19 years old.
I have actually never attended church, I've been inside one, but that's as far as it goes.
And my purpose for searching these forums is to get information on true christian beliefs and to clarify my preconceived notions.

[Phebe Carlyle]

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I prefer not to disclose my real name, I rarely post it on the internet.
I am 19 years old.
I have actually never attended church, I've been inside one, but that's as far as it goes.
And my purpose for searching these forums is to get information on true christian beliefs and to clarify my preconceived notions.

What would those preconceived notions be?

YIC

Phebe Carlyle

[tankster720]

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Things I've heard from people around me, the media, people I know, my experience with other christian people, and if I were to explain my whole entire view on christianity, it would take more time than I have

[Cranky Old Man]

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Things I've heard from people around me, the media, people I know, my experience with other christian people, and if I were to explain my whole entire view on christianity, it would take more time than I have

Translation: You have no idea what you are talking about and always blame others for your own mistakes.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

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I prefer not to disclose my real name, I rarely post it on the internet.
I am 19 years old.
I have actually never attended church, I've been inside one, but that's as far as it goes.
And my purpose for searching these forums is to get information on true christian beliefs and to clarify my preconceived notions.

If you want to know what we believe, try reading the Bible instead of barging in uninvited and harassing innocent people on the internet like a randy child molester.

[tankster720]

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Nope, nobody to blame but myself for my own mistakes. And I'm not here to harass people, well it might happen if I am provoked but in all I want to know from a social standpoint what the bible says, because there are so many ways to interpret and this site is a melting pot for those interpretations so, therefore I can get the right idea of what it's trying to say, I'll get to reading it eventually

[Phebe Carlyle]

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Nope, nobody to blame but myself for my own mistakes. And I'm not here to harass people, well it might happen if I am provoked but in all I want to know from a social standpoint what the bible says, because there are so many ways to interpret and this site is a melting pot for those interpretations so, therefore I can get the right idea of what it's trying to say, I'll get to reading it eventually

Hardly Sir,

You will find no private interpretation of God's Word on here as the Bible strictly forbids it! A quick read of 2 Peter 1 shows this. The Word of God and the understanding of it are revealed by the Holy Spirit:I Corinthians 2:6-16. Any understanding of God must agree in all points with the Bible: 2 Peter 3:16 otherwise an idea or "interpretation" is nothing more than an opinion and frankly, God cares nothing about our mere human opinions.

We here at LBC follow the word of God TO THE LETTER. The KJV1611 is not some mamby pamby Bible per-version. It is the ONLY Bible to have been proven to be THE Word of God and as such, your comment of "this site is a melting pot for those interpretations so.." is completely unfounded.

YIC

Phebe Carlyle.

[tankster720]

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Alright alright, calm down, I guess my inerpretations I'm looking for are "opinions". So therefore I correct my statement and say that I'm looking for "opinions" about the bible and god. Dont take offense to what I'm looking for on this site, the opinions and interpretations are located in the content of this site, whether you care to notice or not, there are opposing views and supporting views on here. I'm looking at both sides.

[Phebe Carlyle]

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Alright alright, calm down, I guess my inerpretations I'm looking for are "opinions". So therefore I correct my statement and say that I'm looking for "opinions" about the bible and god. Dont take offense to what I'm looking for on this site, the opinions and interpretations are located in the content of this site, whether you care to notice or not, there are opposing views and supporting views on here. I'm looking at both sides.

There is only one Truth and that is God. He allows us to KNOW this Truth by His inerrant Word.

That is not mere opinion. It is a joyous FACT!

I challenge you to find ANY of the True Christians™ on here disputing this fact.

YIC

Phebe Carlyle.

[tankster720]

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There's more than just those true christian type things you keep referring to on this site

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

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There's more than just those true christian type things you keep referring to on this site

Yes, but everything else is sin and abomination. Only True Christianity(tm) can keep you out of Hell. Everything else is damnation and ruin. How will you get into Heaven if you don't repent of your filthy sins? You will stand before God on judgment day and have to answer for your persecution of True Christians(tm). When you say you don't believe in Jesus, that is like spitting in our faces. How dare you disagree with such Godly people!

[tankster720]

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I dont fear any sort of god, demon, frog, slut, pokemon, or anything of the matter and I apologize for metaphorically spitting in your face but I must tell you, I dont actually feel bad about it.

[BelieverInGod]

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I dont fear any sort of god, demon, frog, slut, pokemon, or anything of the matter and I apologize for metaphorically spitting in your face but I must tell you, I dont actually feel bad about it.

Yet you felt so angry about this you had to join our forum to tell us this? I don't like trekkies, but I don't go on their boards to tell them how stupid they are.

No, I only join boards that are about subjects I actually feel passionate about. So tell me, why do you hate Jesus so much you must attack his followers?