Greetings

[astudentinpeace]

Hello to every member of this forum. I would like to start this with stating that english is not my first language, so sorry for any spelling errors in this post. The second thing I want to make clear is that i'm not here to mock any of you and that I respect you believes.

as for me, my name is Mark, I live in the Netherlands and i'm 18 years old, my religous beliefs lean more towards a agnostic, I do believe there is a God but i've never really been on in contact with a religion that fits me, the most prominent religions in my country being the roman catholic church and the islam (europestan )

The reason I joined this forum is a recent school assignment which requires me to interview a member of a religion, I would like this interview to be with one of the many people here if that would be possible, the questions of the interview are mostly about parenting and the roles that a wife and husband have within a family. Is there a person here that would be willing to have a short conversation with me so that i could answer these questions?

With friendly greetings - astundentinpeace

[James Hutchins]

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Welcome Mark. Yes, your American needs a lot of work. Do you realize you said you hated baby Jesus?
Eighteen already, my you must be a fine strapping young man with six pack abs. Tell me Mark, you do a lot of physical work that requires you to remove your shirt?
What is your favorite verse in the KJV and how has it made a change in your life?
I imagine you have been married for a few (They do allow you to be married where you are, done't they?) years by this time, how many sons has your wife produced for Jesus? Tell me of your story of redemption. I am sure it is particulay nasty given where you are and all the prostitues and free government supplied pot.

[John Creeser]

Re: Greetings

Hello to every member of this forum. I would like to start this with stating that english is not my first language, so sorry for any spelling errors in this post. The second thing I want to make clear is that i'm not here to mock any of you and that I respect you believes.

as for me, my name is Mark, I live in the Netherlands and i'm 18 years old, my religous beliefs lean more towards a agnostic, I do believe there is a God but i've never really been on in contact with a religion that fits me, the most prominent religions in my country being the roman catholic church and the islam (europestan )

The reason I joined this forum is a recent school assignment which requires me to interview a member of a religion, I would like this interview to be with one of the many people here if that would be possible, the questions of the interview are mostly about parenting and the roles that a wife and husband have within a family. Is there a person here that would be willing to have a short conversation with me so that i could answer these questions?

With friendly greetings - astundentinpeace

Greetings friend - you've come to the right place. I am sure you can find a Pastor here to help you with your questionnaire.

Sorry to hear about the agnostic and going to hell thing.

[astudentinpeace]

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Thanks for the welcome James, first off, no worries, I don't hate baby Jesus, my agnogticsisme doesn't cloud my vision on the story of Jesus (I believe Jesus walked the earth and did great things for mankind)

Sadly i have to report i'm not married yet, Girls these days are very slutty around my age, that didn't use to be a problem for me but i've kinda settled down from the lifestyle i used to have. atm i'm just waiting for a nice adult girl too pas by. also the goverment doesn't supply free weed here, it's all done my those niggerish apes, believe me i have been in that scene and the goverment funded instutions actuelly helped me get out of there.

And thanks to you too John, is there maybe a Pastor you would advice contacting?

[James Hutchins]

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Now that we have the pleasantries out of the way, what exactly do you want to know about parenting. My wife has bore about 30 or so children for Jesus so far and therefore I think I have quite a bit of expertise compared to the average fellow.

You know, since we follow the KJV Bible exactly as it is written except when doing so runs afoul of secular law in a manner that would result in felony prosecution and conviction, may I suggest you read the Book? Get it right from the Big Guy. But in a nutshell, I am the man, my wife is the female. Do you need to know the details how we makes babies for Jesus?

[James Hutchins]

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No response. I have to assume he has gotten his answers from Jesus. I guess I should ask God to close this thread....

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Greetings

Hello to every member of this forum. I would like to start this with stating that english is not my first language, so sorry for any spelling errors in this post. The second thing I want to make clear is that i'm not here to mock any of you and that I respect you believes.

as for me, my name is Mark, I live in the Netherlands and i'm 18 years old, my religous beliefs lean more towards a agnostic, I do believe there is a God but i've never really been on in contact with a religion that fits me, the most prominent religions in my country being the roman catholic church and the islam (europestan )

The reason I joined this forum is a recent school assignment which requires me to interview a member of a religion, I would like this interview to be with one of the many people here if that would be possible, the questions of the interview are mostly about parenting and the roles that a wife and husband have within a family. Is there a person here that would be willing to have a short conversation with me so that i could answer these questions?

With friendly greetings - astundentinpeace

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[Master Gordon]

Re: Greetings

Welcome friend - I am sure we can show you how a Christian should fear and worship God. You have come to right place everything you need to know about all aspects in life can be found here. Praise God.