[Jedediah]

Re: Hello, I am a derp :B

I'm not even going to get into your sentence structure. For starters...

And how is your writing any better than mine? Show me how my words are misspelled and 'written poorly.'?

Are you just so butthurt because you were bashed so hard for being gay that you became a spiteful person who hides behind delusions that God is all that is always right in your world? That He will protect you even though you rage on people even the slightest bit different from you?

You forget things behind you can be said as 'sins.'. You were a teenager once too.

God commissions me to reprove and rebuke those who deviate from True Doctrine and to exhort those who seek His face.

II Timothy 4:2-5
Preach the word; be instant in season, out of season; reprove, rebuke, exhort with all long suffering and doctrine. For the time will come when they will not endure sound doctrine; but after their own lusts shall they heap to themselves teachers, having itching ears;
And they shall turn away their ears from the truth, and shall be turned unto fables.
But watch thou in all things, endure afflictions, do the work of an evangelist, make full proof of thy ministry.

What you interpret as "rage" is in actuality an expression of my True Christian Love™ for you and the rest of the mealy-mouthed unsaved trash polluting our Holy Forum with your semi-literate garble.

Hebrews 12:5-8
And ye have forgotten the exhortation which speaketh unto you as unto children, My son, despise not thou the chastening of the Lord, nor faint when thou art rebuked of him:
For whom the Lord loveth he chasteneth, and scourgeth every son whom he receiveth.
If ye endure chastening, God dealeth with you as with sons; for what son is he whom the father chasteneth not?
But if ye be without chastisement, whereof all are partakers, then are ye bastards, and not sons.

And you are correct: I was born in sin, just like you. However, the difference between you and me is that I have been washed in the BLOOD of JESUS, and I am now a perfect True Christian™ who sins no more.

I John 1:7
But if we walk in the light, as he is in the light, we have fellowship one with another, and the blood of Jesus Christ his Son cleanseth us from all sin.

II Corinthians 5:17
Therefore if any man be in Christ, he is a new creature: old things are passed away; behold, all things are become new.

In fact, as a True Christian™, I cannot sin! Praise!

I John 3:6-9
Whosoever abideth in him sinneth not: whosoever sinneth hath not seen him, neither known him.
Little children, let no man deceive you: he that doeth righteousness is righteous, even as he is righteous.
He that committeth sin is of the devil; for the devil sinneth from the beginning. For this purpose the Son of God was manifested, that he might destroy the works of the devil.
Whosoever is born of God doth not commit sin; for his seed remaineth in him: and he cannot sin, because he is born of God.

You, on the other hand, continue to wallow in depredation; and you come to our private Christian forum for no other purpose than to mock and persecute Jesus' elect. In doing so, you are digging yourself a hole you will not be able to pull yourself out of unless you ask Jesus to enter you and fill you with His penetrating love. We are, in fact, blessed by your persecution.

Matthew 5:10-11
Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.

Friend, we truly want you to repent of your wicked ways and accept Jesus into your heart. We want you to join us in Heaven, but everything you have written here so far only indicates the distance you place between yourself and your Creator. Won't you set aside all your hatred and ask Jesus into your heart?

My family and I will keep you in our prayers.

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Hello, I am a derp :B

as far as my school is concerned religion has no part of the educational system. be it Muslim, Buddhism or Christianity.

and i did not mean the bible, i meant books in general.

You're not allowed to talk about BOOKS!

I knew public education was on a downhill slide, but I didn't realize it had gone so far. I'm assuming all you're allowed to do is watch Al Gore, Michael Moore, and Obama "documentaries" until you can quote them by rote.

[Theprinceamongmen]

Re: Hello, I am a derp :B

Really. What are some of your favorite passages?



You would get in trouble in school for TALKING about the Bible?

Do you like in Iran?

as far as my school is concerned religion has no part of the educational system. be it Muslim, Buddhism or Christianity.

and i did not mean the bible, i meant books in general.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Hello, I am a derp :B

i was encouraged to think differently than sticking to words written in a book, that could very well have been translated wrongly from its original writings.

So you believe that God, the all-powerful creator of the universe, who knows everything, has failed in His promise to preserve His Word.

This means that you must believe one of the following:

• God isn't all-powerful or isn't all-knowing, and thus is not much of a God.
• God either doesn't care that humans are misled into eternal torture in Hell, or enjoys the little prank . . . and is thus evil.
• God doesn't exist.

These are the only ways that the Bible can possibly be incorrect. So, which is it?

[Meek and Humble]

Re: Hello, I am a derp :B

on the contrary, I read often

Really. What are some of your favorite passages?

when i see the other kids 'sinning' i dont rip out quotes and tell them of their evils. that would get me expelled from school.

You would get in trouble in school for TALKING about the Bible?

Do you like in Iran?

[Imam Rashik]

Re: Hello, I am a derp :B

Someone can be attracted to men and women without having sex.

I mean, virgins can be attracted to people while remaining chaste. Same thing.

You are confusing attraction to a person with lust. You should never follow your lusts. You can be attracted to a person because of who they are not because of lust. Your culture teaches you attraction and lust are the same thing.

SURA 4.
27. And Allah desires that He should turn to you [mercifully], and those who follow [their] lusts desire that you should deviate [with] a great deviation.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Hello, I am a derp :B

and how is your writing any better than mine? show me how my words are misspelled and 'written poorly'?

Let's start with the fact that Brother Jedediah knows to capitalize the first word in a sentence and any proper nouns. You seem incapable of doing so.

are you just so butthurt because you were bashed so hard for being gay that you became a spiteful person who hides behind delusions that god is all that is always right in your world? that he will protect you even though you rage on people even the slightest bit different from you?

If you bothered to read the Bible, instead of playing at being a Christian, you would know that God demands absolute and unquestioning obedience in exchange for His unconditional Love.

you forget things behind you can be said as 'sins'. you were a teenager once too.

No True Christian(tm) denies having sinned before becoming Saved. However, if a True Christian(tm), you are unable to sin once Saved.

are you jesus? how would you know other than to hide behind that book and its quote. such internet tough guys you all are.

. . . says the twerp who joined a Christian church's discussion forum, uninvited and unwelcome, to attack and insult strangers for not sharing his warped, God-mocking beliefs.

[Levi Jones]

Re: Hello, I am a derp :B

I understand your point, but there is a difference between finding a gender attractive, or thinking, "Wow, that person is hot! I want to do unholy things with them!" I mean, I assume that you are straight, right?

Hey, I'm just posting what the Bible says, as always. My own concerns and feelings about subjects are irrelevant to God.

are you jesus? how would you know other than to hide behind that book and its quote. such internet tough guys you all are.

Did you not notice that this is a Christian forum? Why wouldn't we post what the Bible says?

What is your beef, son? Did satan take a leak in your Wheaties this morning?

[handmaiden]

Re: Hello, I am a derp :B

i said nothing of you becoming my enemy. i simply want to know why you assume you are correct and i am not?

Brother Levi is correct when it come to knowledge of the Bible whereas you are not. The reason is that it he has read it closely and you have not.

It is just that simple.

You betray both your ignorance of the Bible and your lack of sophistication in participating in an intelligent discourse by your inability to read and grasp the significance of Brother Levi's use of a quote from Galatians.

Galatians 4:16 Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?

In quoting this passage, the Pastor was not declaring himself your enemy or suggesting that you had become his. He was quoting Paul who, himself, was using a literary device.

In modern parlance, Paul is saying, "Dude, so I'm too real for you, is that it? That's why you get all like, spazzy, 'cause I'm telling it like it is, man."

Naturally, such dialog could never been as meaningful and penetrating as the Bible, but poor Paul is probably able to live with knowing that you and your friends think he's a lame-o.

Yes, my young friend, you have determined all of the answers to life's big questions, despite your tender years. That's why you came here, right? To explain how the universe really works, gleaned from information from -- wait, where to you get your information from again?

Cynically Yours,

Handmaiden

[Theprinceamongmen]

Re: Hello, I am a derp :B

It explains your lack of scriptural knowledge. Catholics have never encouraged their members to do any sort of independent reading.

Their priests spoonfeed their members a watered down version of whatever they can say to keep them in the seats tithing.

Tell me if I'm wrong, but I'm pretty sure I'm not.

on the contrary, I read often. though i dont carry a bible in my backpack everytime i go to school. when i see the other kids 'sinning' i dont rip out quotes and tell them of their evils. that would get me expelled from school. i was encouraged to think differently than sticking to words written in a book, that could very well have been translated wrongly from its original writings.

[lostwordofages]

Re: Hello, I am a derp :B

Not according to the Bible. The thought is as bad as the sin, according to Jesus.

Matthew 5:27-28 Ye have heard that it was said by them of old time, Thou shalt not commit adultery:
But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart.

are you jesus? how would you know other than to hide behind that book and its quote. such internet tough guys you all are.

[SpiritedScholar]

Re: Hello, I am a derp :B

Not according to the Bible. The thought is as bad as the sin, according to Jesus.

Matthew 5:27-28 Ye have heard that it was said by them of old time, Thou shalt not commit adultery:
But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart.

I understand your point, but there is a difference between finding a gender attractive, or thinking, "Wow, that person is hot! I want to do unholy things with them!" I mean, I assume that you are straight, right?

[Levi Jones]

Re: Hello, I am a derp :B

Someone can be attracted to men and women without having sex.

I mean, virgins can be attracted to people while remaining chaste. Same thing.

Not according to the Bible. The thought is as bad as the sin, according to Jesus.

Matthew 5:27-28 Ye have heard that it was said by them of old time, Thou shalt not commit adultery:
But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart.

[SpiritedScholar]

Re: Hello, I am a derp :B

Now you are claiming that you do not have sex at all. Previously you said that you were bi-sexual, then pansexual. How much more deception are you going to spread.

You would benefit from reading the Quran woman.

Someone can be attracted to men and women without having sex.

I mean, virgins can be attracted to people while remaining chaste. Same thing.

[Levi Jones]

Re: Hello, I am a derp :B

and why would that matter?

It explains your lack of scriptural knowledge. Catholics have never encouraged their members to do any sort of independent reading.

Their priests spoonfeed their members a watered down version of whatever they can say to keep them in the seats tithing.

Tell me if I'm wrong, but I'm pretty sure I'm not.