[Theprinceamongmen]

Re: Hello, I am a derp :B

There is nothing in what you have (poorly) written that would suggest that you have read the Bible. Tell us, friend, what are some of your favorite verses of Scripture?

and how is your writing any better than mine? show me how my words are misspelled and 'written poorly'?

are you just so butthurt because you were bashed so hard for being gay that you became a spiteful person who hides behind delusions that god is all that is always right in your world? that he will protect you even though you rage on people even the slightest bit different from you?

you forget things behind you can be said as 'sins'. you were a teenager once too.

Because, I have yet to see you quote any scripture. You seem uncomfortable with it.

Please tell me if I'm right... Were you raised Catholic?

and why would that matter?

[Levi Jones]

Re: Hello, I am a derp :B

i said nothing of you becoming my enemy. i simply want to know why you assume you are correct and i am not?

Because, I have yet to see you quote any scripture. You seem uncomfortable with it.

Please tell me if I'm right... Were you raised Catholic?

[Imam Rashik]

Re: Hello, I am a derp :B

Ah, so you are calling me unintelligent. When people like you are insisting on believing in a fairy tale. This is like me deciding to worship the Grimm brothers, and calling myself Cinderella.

I have read the bible.

Some stories were interesting, but others were outdated ^^

And, funny that you mention text messaging. I rarely text, actually, it's rather judgmental to assume all people of this age group are so superficial. It's sort of like saying every Asian person looks the same, or that all African Americans are dangerous.

Also, I'm not interested in sex with anyone. Sex is sacred, in my opinion, it's like being in love with someone, you don't throw it around willy-nilly.

Would it surprise you to know that I don't actually go around screwing people mindlessly?

I don't go around having sex at all, actually, it's pointless.

Now you are claiming that you do not have sex at all. Previously you said that you were bi-sexual, then pansexual. How much more deception are you going to spread.

You would benefit from reading the Quran woman.

[handmaiden]

Re: Hello, I am a derp :B

Ah, so you are calling me unintelligent. When people like you are insisting on believing in a fairy tale. This is like me deciding to worship the Grimm brothers, and calling myself Cinderella.

It is not my place to insist that you believe one thing or another. I do insist that visitors here acknowledge that the focus of our discussion be on what the Bible actually says-- not on what they think it says or what they want it to say. The forum here was created to discuss the whole truth of the Bible.

I have read the bible.

I find myself doubting that. Again, many in your generation think that they have actually read something when in fact they scanned it in an effort to pass a test.

Some stories were interesting, but others were outdated ^^

You see, that right there is why I think you flipped a few pages, scanned some vaguely familiar stuff and congratulated yourself on having read the Bible.

If really had read it as closely as we here at LBC have, you would have stronger opinions about it.

And, funny that you mention text messaging. I rarely text, actually, it's rather judgmental to assume all people of this age group are so superficial.

Hey, I am just waiting on the day someone in your age group says or does something that is not superficial. It would make me feel marginally more comfortable growing old in a world where your lot will be running things.

It's sort of like saying every Asian person looks the same, or that all African Americans are dangerous.

Well, I have noticed that every Asian person that I've ever seen looks Asian. And my admittedly limited experience with African Americans has indicated that the young people are every bit as superficial and spoiled as their paler counterparts.

A 19 year old former co-worker of mine who was earning over thirty thousand dollars straight out of high school and living at home was complaining about the burden of his car payments.

And he was convinced that every single customer that he waited on was unreasonable and difficult. Never occurred to him that work is sometimes hard and that our employers had a right to expect us to put down our phones and stop texting while talking to our customers.

Also, I'm not interested in sex with anyone. Sex is sacred, in my opinion, it's like being in love with someone, you don't throw it around willy-nilly.

Would it surprise you to know that I don't actually go around screwing people mindlessly?

I don't go around having sex at all, actually, it's pointless.

Now, this is where it gets interesting. Because you came here and started throwing around statements about sex with this person or that regardless of gender and now you are saying that you aren't having sex at all.

Honestly, I think your intro and the info supplied therein was intended for shock value. Let me offer you a tip. If you had gone with the last statement in the quote above, and just announced, "I am a virgin" you would have gotten your shock value.

Just a little advice.


Encouragingly Yours,

Handmaiden

[Jedediah]

Re: Hello, I am a derp :B

so you are insinuating that i havent even picked up the bible?

thats quite rude even though i simply want to learn, i hope you dont treat everyone like that. i couldnt possibly imagine how it is you even get people to listen to you even speak.

There is nothing in what you have (poorly) written that would suggest that you have read the Bible. Tell us, friend, what are some of your favorite verses of Scripture?

[Theprinceamongmen]

Re: Hello, I am a derp :B

I insinuated nothing. I know you have never read the entire thing. There's no shame in admitting it.



Galatians 4:16 Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?

i said nothing of you becoming my enemy. i simply want to know why you assume you are correct and i am not?

[Levi Jones]

Re: Hello, I am a derp :B

so you are insinuating that i havent even picked up the bible?

I insinuated nothing. I know you have never read the entire thing. There's no shame in admitting it.

thats quite rude even though i simply want to learn, i hope you dont treat everyone like that. i couldnt possibly imagine how it is you even get people to listen to you even speak.

Galatians 4:16 Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?

[Theprinceamongmen]

Re: Hello, I am a derp :B

You haven't opened the Bible starting with Genesis 1:1 and read it straight through to Revelation 22:21.

If you don't come out a believer after that, I don't know what will make you.

so you are insinuating that i havent even picked up the bible?

thats quite rude even though i simply want to learn, i hope you dont treat everyone like that. i couldnt possibly imagine how it is you even get people to listen to you even speak.

[Meek and Humble]

Re: Hello, I am a derp :B

Some stories were interesting, but others were outdated ^^

Really, which ones? Be specific.

[Levi Jones]

Re: Hello, I am a derp :B

show me what im doing wrong.

You haven't opened the Bible starting with Genesis 1:1 and read it straight through to Revelation 22:21.

If you don't come out a believer after that, I don't know what will make you.

[Theprinceamongmen]

Re: Hello, I am a derp :B

if you want people to learn you should be willing to teach. if you want me and others to.. learn the way of god or whatever ti is you want us to learn, teach and lead by example. show me what to do if you want me to do so.

obviously ive done something wrong if i havent learned correctly so show me what im doing wrong.

[DerpHurr]

Re: Hello, I am a derp :B

Why should I? You've demonstrated no evidence of being interested in its actual words.

You blundered or barged onto this site and started proclaiming your interest in having sex with anyone regardless of thier actual sex organs.

You've got your own ideas about God and you don't even realize how much your ideas are informed by your culture's long-standing acceptance of the Bible as God's own text.

If you want to understand the Bible's appeal, you will have to read it for yourself.

I personally, doubt very much that you are up to the challenge. Putting aside its copious content on issues of homesexuality, it is an admittedly densely worded text. And by "text", I mean an ordered compliation of the written word devoted to a cental theme, not a text message.

That's a big part of the problem of your entire semi-literate text message generation. You will punch in buttons on a phone that reads "wassup?" to a friend who will respond with, "ok, u 2?" and you will applaud yourselves on being current and cool or whatever and you will have expressed nothing. You will have created nothing. You will have thought nothing, but you will make certain to broadcast your "thoughts" and "expressions" to a large audience via technology designed by someone else, manufactured for pennies by someone else, and purchased with hundreds of dollars by someone else (your parents) who bothered to learn to read and write in full sentences in order to get a job and earn money to buy you the latest device to foster your deluded sense of esteem and semi-literate attempts to communicate vapid content.

Basically, what I am saying is that you are not intelligent enough to have a worthwhile opinion on the Bible.

(Was that sentence short and simple enough for you to follow? Because I realize that I laid it on kind of thick in the preceding paragraph. Meta-content, I think it's called.)


Complexly Yours,

Handmaiden

Ah, so you are calling me unintelligent. When people like you are insisting on believing in a fairy tale. This is like me deciding to worship the Grimm brothers, and calling myself Cinderella.

I have read the bible.

Some stories were interesting, but others were outdated ^^

And, funny that you mention text messaging. I rarely text, actually, it's rather judgmental to assume all people of this age group are so superficial. It's sort of like saying every Asian person looks the same, or that all African Americans are dangerous.

Also, I'm not interested in sex with anyone. Sex is sacred, in my opinion, it's like being in love with someone, you don't throw it around willy-nilly.

Would it surprise you to know that I don't actually go around screwing people mindlessly?

I don't go around having sex at all, actually, it's pointless.

[Theprinceamongmen]

Re: Hello, I am a derp :B

I Corinthians 6:9-10
Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind, Nor thieves, nor covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor extortioners, shall inherit the kingdom of God.

that answers none of my questions. youre a terrible teacher.

[Levi Jones]

Re: Hello, I am a derp :B

I don't want to believe in a God who won't let me love.

The main thing He demands is your love for Him. It's not about what you want, snowflake.

From the ten commandments:
Exodus 20:5 Thou shalt not bow down thyself to them, nor serve them: for I the LORD thy God am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children unto the third and fourth generation of them that hate me;

What Jesus said was most important.

Matthew 22:37-38 Jesus said unto him, Thou shalt love the Lord thy God with all thy heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy mind.
This is the first and great commandment.

[villainy]

Re: Hello, I am a derp :B

2 Corinthians 11:13-15 For such are false apostles, deceitful workers, transforming themselves into the apostles of Christ. And no marvel; for Satan himself is transformed into an angel of light. Therefore it is no great thing if his ministers also be transformed as the ministers of righteousness; whose end shall be according to their works.

youre quoting the bible in response to my denouncing the bible's holy significance?