[villainy]

Re: Hello, I am a derp :B

I can't understand people like that. To use an example, it would be like saying a person genuinely believed in the Star Wars Jedi religion and actually prayed to The Force, but recognizing the fact that the Star Wars movies are a work of fiction.

It's an untenable position. Either villainy needs to recognize the error of his thinking or just flat-out admit he is an atheist.

If I could use the force, I might be inclined to believe in it's existence. however, I am unable to think of how that is of anything to do with our exchange. (Though I am a Star Wars fan)

What I am saying is that, if he believes that the word of Satan, when spoken unto me is what I have mistaked for The Lord, then by what logic can we rule out the possibility that the four well-meaning men who wrote the Bible were not also affected by the same misfortune? Who is to say that it is their voices against mine? Because there are more of them? That, in it's self is a contradiction, if you say the devil, like god, is powerful and omnipresent then why should he not be able to affect four men in the same ways as you claim he affects me?

[Levi Jones]

Re: Hello, I am a derp :B

I'm not sure if your trying to intentionally be ignorent to prove a diluted point, regardless, dear it's not working. Are you insinuating that you've only ever read biblical matirial and therefore have never heard the word "hating" before? If this truley be the case, I must say I pity you for being so ill-read.

The Bible has all you need to know about hate in it. Here is a list of scriptures with the word hate in it.

We are, by far, more educated, or is your twisted version of god also opposed to education?

Our version of God is twisted?

Did you often sleep with plastic bags and lead paint chips as a baby?

[Master Gordon]

Re: Hello, I am a derp :B

I'm not sure if your trying to intentionally be ignorent to prove a diluted point, regardless, dear it's not working. Are you insinuating that you've only ever read biblical matirial and therefore have never heard the word "hating" before? If this truley be the case, I must say I pity you for being so ill-read.

I ask you, how have you come to know the world outside of god so well as to have made such qualms against it? If you have never read, and never seen so much of the world as to know of such a common place word, I wonder how it is you presume to make your battles with us? We are, by far, more educated, or is your twisted version of god also opposed to education?

Friend thank you so 'haten' means the same as 'hating', so why wouldn't you just say 'hating' in the first place? I hope you are not trying to make fun of me, God doesn't like people making fun of his faithful servants.

[Levi Jones]

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are you to tell me that your beliefs which rely so much upon being good just people can condone the murder of someone because of what they do in their bedrooms?

Again, it's not up to me. It's what God says.

you do realize that the bible was written by people so long ago that they simply hated everything but their own? its human nature to hate and fear things we dont understand,

Friend, early Christians lived among the Greeks and Romans. You really think they didn't understand homosexuality?

if this is the way you've chosen to follow gods words then my goodness, im so sorry for your people. and im ashamed to even begin to believe in the same being as you.

It's pretty clear you don't.

[Jedediah]

Re: Hello, I am a derp :B

if this is the way you've chosen to follow gods words then my goodness, im so sorry for your people. and im ashamed to even begin to believe in the same being as you.

If you don't follow every word of the Holy Bible (KJV 1611), then you are not a True Christian™. People who just call themselves "Christian" to impress other people will writhe in agony for all eternity in the lake of fire just the same as atheists, witches, warlocks, buddhists, idolaters, fornicators, the effeminate, extortioners, and muslims.

You follow a false Christ that exists only in your sorely deluded imagination.

Matthew 24:24
For there shall arise false Christs, and false prophets, and shall shew great signs and wonders; insomuch that, if it were possible, they shall deceive the very elect.

If you do not change your wicked ways, ignoring the instructions God left for us in the Bible, then when you die, your false hippy Christ will reveal his true demon form to you. He will laugh at you for being so foolish in the life God gave to you as to be led astray by false deceivers and their false doctrines. He will grab you by the ankle, spin you around, and hurtle you into a black abyss.

You will fall for what seems like days. Then you will feel it getting hotter, and you will see a small read dot off in the distance. As you fall closer to the red dot, your skin will blister from the heat, and the dot will grow larger. As you get closer and closer, you will see horned beasts flying above what appear to be the shapes of men and women thrashing around in a pool of lava. These are the souls of the damned, and you are on your way to joining them.

Revelation 21:8
But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

Your skin will burn off. You will writhe in agony and gnash your teeth so hard they shatter. Oh, how you will scream and scream and scream. But no one is here to help you. You have already rejected Jesus, and now it is too late. The flying demons will swoop down upon you, lift you out of the molten lava, and tear you to shreds. This is their way of welcoming you to hell. You will instantly regenerate, only to suffer these and other, indescribable torments for eternity.

Isaiah 66:24
And they shall go forth, and look upon the carcases of the men that have transgressed against me: for their worm shall not die, neither shall their fire be quenched; and they shall be an abhorring unto all flesh.

But there is Good News! You still have a chance to avoid this fate if you repent of your wickedness, ask Jesus into your heart, be washed in His Blood, and live by every word contained in the Bible (KJV 1611). We love you as only a True Christian™ could, and we want you to join us in Heaven. Won't you please reconsider the path you are on and walk in the ways of True Christianity™?

[Master Gordon]

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excuse me i have a question.

pardon me but do you constantly live in the eighteen hundreds? if so are you amish? and if so why are you on the computer anyways?

i find it funny that you all think you can gay bash while most of you have your heads so far up each others asses that even the gay men would say 'oh my gosh that must hurt!'

Child I don't understand what you mean, do you love Jesus?

[Levi Jones]

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I allow the corruptions of man and his scribed words to stand between me and the god I know to be true within each of us.

Where are these alleged words scribed, friend?

Again, what if I feel differently than you that I know what is right and it doesn't agree with you?

You are the reason people like Joseph Smith, Moohammed and L. Ron Hubbard existed.

[DerpHurr]

Re: Hello, I am a derp :B

At times like this, the pasta worshippers start to make sense.

At least they sort of own their disobedience. They came up with a whimsical deity and continued on to make up a lot of nonsense to go with it.

They didn't go around claiming to believe in the standard issue, mainstream concept of "God" which was introduced to the human consciousness by the Bible, and then make up their own personality profile for Him to suit their own ideas.

If you buy into the idea of God, then you buy into the Bible, because that is where He chose to reveal Himself to humanity. In the Bible, He goes on at length about what He deems right and wrong, what He will do about people who deny His authority over what is right and wrong, and the legitimacy of the Bible as His Personal revelation to humankind about Himself and and His intentions.

He makes it clear that His Word is holy, immutable, infallible and inescapable. You obey or not, you choice, but your obedience or even belief in Him doesn't change His Divine Character. And His divine, sinless nature demands that He put sin and sinners far from Him. (Guess where?)

Now, if you want to cobble together some vague, amorphous thought blob of a deity and insist that it supports you in all your decisions, that is your right. If you are wrong, and the Bible is right, then you go to hell.

And you don't go to hell for being a pushmepullyou sex practitioner. You don't go to hell for not believing. You go to hell for not obeying.

Nobody knows with greater clarity that God exists than Satan, himself. They have talked, you know. But Satan decided he would go his own way (sort of like some many of our readers) and write his own script for how to behave. His script is not the Bible way and for that disobedience he is denied eternity in heaven. (I'm not sure where he and God met for their tete et` tete, but I'm sure God was clever enough to work something out.)

Now to bring up a point mentioned more than once by Brother Levi. This is a forum whose very existence is to hold up the Bible, as the autobiography of God. All of His work is discussed. Many of the FAQ's of humanity are addressed. Most importantly of all, His true nature is revealed for all to ponder and appreciate.


We really don't need to ponder your sexual behaviors. There have GOT to be websites and forums out there to discuss that sort of thing.

If you've come here to enlighten us about the world according to you, we are not even going to bother to laugh.

You get your helping of Bible wisdom and nothing else. If you're looking for sweet talk, I'm sure the Hershey Chocolate site would love to hear all about your sex life, since it is no doubt so riveting and relevant to their concerns.

Oh, wait, maybe the United Nations can call a special assembly to listen to your sage insights into the universe. After your one woman show there, you and Steven Hawkins can discuss including your life story in his next book.

Please, please let him finish in time for Christmas!


Encouragingly Yours,

Handmaiden

Please explain to me what is so damn enticing about the bible anyways.

[villainy]

Re: Hello, I am a derp :B

Friend what does 'haten' mean? Is it some demonic word? I have never seen it written in the scriptures.n

I'm not sure if your trying to intentionally be ignorent to prove a diluted point, regardless, dear it's not working. Are you insinuating that you've only ever read biblical matirial and therefore have never heard the word "hating" before? If this truley be the case, I must say I pity you for being so ill-read.

I ask you, how have you come to know the world outside of god so well as to have made such qualms against it? If you have never read, and never seen so much of the world as to know of such a common place word, I wonder how it is you presume to make your battles with us? We are, by far, more educated, or is your twisted version of god also opposed to education?

[Theprinceamongmen]

Re: Hello, I am a derp :B

are you to tell me that your beliefs which rely so much upon being good just people can condone the murder of someone because of what they do in their bedrooms?

or that they have a different god than you?

you do realize that the bible was written by people so long ago that they simply hated everything but their own? its human nature to hate and fear things we dont understand, but if such is true then should you not be bringing protests to NASA or perhaps to the government for not listening to your ludicrous antics and hateful ways?

if this is the way you've chosen to follow gods words then my goodness, im so sorry for your people. and im ashamed to even begin to believe in the same being as you.

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

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There are four Gospels. What is your point? You believe in Jesus, but you don't agree what four different people recorded what He said?

I can't understand people like that. To use an example, it would be like saying a person genuinely believed in the Star Wars Jedi religion and actually prayed to The Force, but recognizing the fact that the Star Wars movies are a work of fiction.

It's an untenable position. Either villainy needs to recognize the error of his thinking or just flat-out admit he is an atheist.

[BelieverInGod]

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Question for all of you.

How is it, that I am possessed by demons?

I mean, hell, I'm not speaking in tongues, nor is my head spinning in circles XD

You people really amuse me. This makes me want to go completely lesbian, start a harem of sexy women, and just have orgies all day.

You ain't changing anyone.

A quick list from Ministering Deliverance

Compulsive sinning against your will: Addictions, uncontrollable anger, lust, urges to murder or commit suicide, etc.


Mental torment: Fear, depression, irrational heaviness in the soul, hearing voices in the mind, hearing auditable voices that nobody else hears, compulsive thoughts, insanity, mental illness, etc. Obsessive irrational worry is almost always a demon. People who are scared stiff over the unpardonable sin are in need of counseling and likely deliverance.


Emotional problems: Unable to get close to other people, sensing rejection for no reason, irrational emotional breakdowns, etc. Often more then just casting out demons is needed in this category, inner healing must also take place as well as tearing down strongholds.


Physical health problems: Arthritis, cancer, HIV, and a host of other illnesses are almost always caused by evil spirits. If it cannot be easily cured, then it's almost always a spirit that is causing it.


Occult powers or abilities: Anybody who can tell a fortune, lift an object through levitation, break a solid oak board with their hand, etc. using demonic powers needs a deliverance. Martial arts are known for using demonic powers to break boards, etc. Unnatural strength is a sign of demonic power, such as the man with the legion in the Bible.


Unnatural desires and feelings: Sexual attraction towards animals, unnatural sexual desires, unusually strong attractions towards somebody who is married, past lover, etc. can indicate soul ties and demonic bondage.


Experiencing the demonic: Most often (not always, but usually) when people are visited by demons, hearing them, seeing them, etc., they are in need of a deliverance.


Ancestors have similar problems: If both you and one or more of your ancestors have the same kind of problem(s), then there may be a generational spirit at work.


Obsessions: Driving interests in the occult, demons, and creatures of the dark such as wolves, owls, etc. can indicate a demonic bondage. Obsession with death is almost a sure sign of demonic bondage.


Compulsive behavior: Compulsive behavior such as cutting is a Biblical symptom of demonic bondage.

[Levi Jones]

Re: Hello, I am a derp :B

I'm not sure if your trying to intentionally be ignorent to prove a diluted point, regardless, dear it's not working. Are you insinuating that you've only ever read biblical matirial and therefore have never heard the word "hating" before? If this truley be the case, I must say I pity you for being so ill-read.

I ask you, how have you come to know the world outside of god so well as to have made such qualms against it? If you have never read, and never seen so much of the world as to know of such a common place word, I wonder how it is you presume to make your battles with us? We are, by far, more educated, or is your twisted version of god also opposed to education?

I don't know to whom or what post you are referring. Please use the quote button if you would like a response.

[villainy]

Re: Hello, I am a derp :B

You are seriously asking me to believe your thoughts and feelings over those of Christianity's most holy texts?

What if I feel differently than you do? Who is right?



There are four Gospels. What is your point? You believe in Jesus, but you don't agree what four different people recorded what He said?



Jesus spoke the words, the writers recorded them. Somehow, they all came up with the same sayings over two millenia.

There are only two logical conclusions.

A. The Bible is true as written.
or
B. You are not a Christian.

Then it appears that I am not christian, for I wouldn't name myself under such a twisted set of ideals as those you call god's words, nor would I allow the corruptions of man and his scribed words to stand between me and the god I know to be true within each of us.

[Imam Rashik]

Re: Hello, I am a derp :B

Question for all of you.

How is it, that I am possessed by demons?

I mean, hell, I'm not speaking in tongues, nor is my head spinning in circles XD

You people really amuse me. This makes me want to go completely lesbian, start a harem of sexy women, and just have orgies all day.

You ain't changing anyone.

You are possessed by the Shaitan with the evil that you talk. the Shaitan does not want those possessed to know that they are possessed. Leaving you in deluded mind.

If you want to be part of a harem then you must convert to Islam and marry a Muslim man. Just because you are in a harem does not mean there are orgies. The man picks which wife he wants to be with.

You would look like a real woman when you become a member of a harem.