[SayvedByTheLord]

Re: Hello, I am a dork

You left bestiality off of this list. Now we have a better idea what country you are in.

Ah, but you see, in my country, we don't go to prison for being homosexual, bisexual, or pansexual. Or even omnisexual, despite that sexuality often being frowned upon.

[DerpHurr]

Re: Hello, I am a dork

You left bestiality off of this list. Now we have a better idea what country you are in.

....

Canada? XD

YEP, you know, us Canadiens, we're so despicable.

And what does beastiality have to do with any of this?

Also, I have a definate idea of where you're from. I'm guessing the Southern States of the U.S.A?

[HardcoreAtheist]

Re: Hello, I am a dork

Seriously, guys. Put down the bible, zip up your pants, and let the girl love whoever she wants.

[Nobar King]

Re: Hello, I am a dork

Explain to me, my good sir, how I am a pervert.

I await your dated, ill-informed teachings ^^

For one, I refuse to allow you to refer to me as good sir with that tone of disrespect. People use that phrase as a guise to hide their bad intentions.

I'm not from England, anyway.

About the pervert stuff, I think you've proved that part yourself.

[HardcoreAtheist]

Re: Hello, I am a dork

For one, I refuse to allow you to refer to me as good sir with that tone of disrespect. I'm not from England, anyway.

About the pervert stuff, I think you've proved that part yourself.

Calm your bible, son. You just made a racist comment. DIE FOR YOUR SINS!!

[DerpHurr]

Re: Hello, I am a derp :B

Okay, now that we have settled that matter of major galactic importance, could we discuss more mundane matters, like the battle for the hearts of minds of future generations?

What do you say you go and read the Bible-- not just the Jesus-is-so -dreamy parts, but the whoa-cowboy -is -that-really-in-there? parts--and get back with us on your informed opinions.

I am very eager to hear what you might have to say.

Challengingly Yours,

Handmaiden

Eh, I still prefer Grimm's fairy tales, the stories are better. ^^

If you don't mind my asking, what's with your username?

And you aren't a good decent Christian lady, that's kinda like putting yourself on a pedestal. It's like me going, "I AM THE COOLEST SHIT EVER!"

[Nobar King]

Re: Hello, I am a dork

Calm your bible, son. You just made a racist comment. DIE FOR YOUR SINS!!

[DerpHurr]

Re: Hello, I am a dork

For one, I refuse to allow you to refer to me as good sir with that tone of disrespect. People use that phrase as a guise to hide their bad intentions.

I'm not from England, anyway.

About the pervert stuff, I think you've proved that part yourself.

How did I prove that I was a pervert? You have yet to tell me.

[DerpHurr]

Re: Hello, I am a dork

There is no sense in comparing perverts. That's like trying to decide which prisoner committed a worse crime; there's no point, they're both in jail.

You know what, if you're going to be this freaking prejudiced, let me do the same.

You look like more of a pervert then I, dear. I don't usually judge people by their appearences, but seeing as you are going to judge me simply based on who I love, I'm going to do something similar to you.

Frankly, the beard you're sporting makes you look like a perverted Santa Claus. Just saying. I bet if we were standing next to each other and asked a random person on the street which one of us looked more like a pervert, I guarantee they'd pick you without a second thought.

I'm only going to match your insolence with more insolence.

[handmaiden]

Re: Hello, I am a derp :B

Eh, I still prefer Grimm's fairy tales, the stories are better. ^^

If you don't mind my asking, what's with your username?

And you aren't a good decent Christian lady, that's kinda like putting yourself on a pedestal. It's like me going, "I AM THE COOLEST SHIT EVER!"

So, you still indicate no interest in reading the Bible, even though you are expending a great deal of energy at a Bible-based site, trying to sound clever.

Really, if you wish to make a good showing for yourself, just read its words and enter into a civilized discussion.

Now, if you would rather analyze Grimm's Fairy Tales, there are probably other sites out there where you can pontificate to your heart's desire.

I must take exception to your point about the Grimm's Brothers collection being better than the Bible. The Bible has everything you need for a great read. There are great battles, mighty kings, evil pharaohs, damsels in distress, murder, mayhem, sex scandals. incest -- you name it. No princesses, though, and fewer pretty dresses. Is that why it does not hold your interest?

Regarding my username, I chose "Handmaiden"; any other title was bestowed upon me. You are, of course, entitled to your opinion of my character, though frankly, between the two of us, I honestly believe that I have behaved with a bit more ladylike decorum in this exchange. Among other things, I did not use the term, "bitches" in addressing anyone; something that you did in your very first post, if I recall.

So, if you feel that you are essentially more decent and ladylike than myself, I encourage you to demonstrate that fact.

In the meantime, I will endeavor to live up to the title that has been assigned to me by people on this site who have witnessed my own behaviour and manner for some time now.

May I also point out, that I have not come onto your favorite forum and inserted myself into your fellowship with other like minded companions and addressed them all as "bitches", nor have I employed any other profane expressions?

Most Properly Yours,

Handmaiden

[DerpHurr]

Re: Hello, I am a derp :B

So, you still indicate no interest in reading the Bible, even though you are expending a great deal of energy at a Bible-based site, trying to sound clever.

Really, if you wish too make a good showing for yourself, just read its words and enter into a civilized discussion.

Now, if you would rather analyze Grimm's Fairy Tales, there are probably other sites out there where you can pontificate to your heart's desire.

I must take exception to your point about the Grimm's Brothers collection being better than the Bible. The Bible has everything you need for a great read. There are great battles, mighty kings, evil pharaohs, damsels in distress, murder, mayhem, sex scandals. incest -- you name it. No princesses, though, and fewer pretty dresses. Is that why it does not hold your interest?

Regarding my username, I chose "Handmaiden"; any other title was bestowed upon me. You are, of course, entitled to your opinion of my character, though frankly, between the two of us, I honestly believe that I have behaved with a bit more ladylike decorum in this exchange. Among other things, I did not use the term, "bitches" in addressing anyone; something that you did in your very first post, if I recall.

So, if you feel that you are essentially more decent and ladylike than myself, I encourage you to demonstrate that fact.

In the meantime, I will endeavor to live up to the title that has been assigned to me by people on this site who have witnessed my own behaviour and manner for some time now.

May I also point out, that I have not come onto your favorite forum and inserted myself into your fellowship with other like minded companions and addressed them all as "bitches", nor have I employed any other profane expressions.

Most Properly Yours,

Handmaiden

Hey, I never said the bible sucked. There's a few good stories in there, I've already said that. But everyone's taste is different. I simply see it as another story book, not something to live by.

Also, incest doesn't interest me much, but seeing as you're choosing a few keywords that are meant to intrigue, I'm going to presume you enjoy it greatly ^^

What else would I expect from someone from the Southern States of the U.S.A?

And sorry, I just noticed HandMaiden sounded a little dirty ^^

[HardcoreAtheist]

Re: Hello, I am a derp :B

So, you still indicate no interest in reading the Bible, even though you are expending a great deal of energy at a Bible-based site, trying to sound clever.

Really, if you wish too make a good showing for yourself, just read its words and enter into a civilized discussion.

Now, if you would rather analyze Grimm's Fairy Tales, there are probably other sites out there where you can pontificate to your heart's desire.

I must take exception to your point about the Grimm's Brothers collection being better than the Bible. The Bible has everything you need for a great read. There are great battles, mighty kings, evil pharaohs, damsels in distress, murder, mayhem, sex scandals. incest -- you name it. No princesses, though, and fewer pretty dresses. Is that why it does not hold your interest?

Regarding my username, I chose "Handmaiden"; any other title was bestowed upon me. You are, of course, entitled to your opinion of my character, though frankly, between the two of us, I honestly believe that I have behaved with a bit more ladylike decorum in this exchange. Among other things, I did not use the term, "bitches" in addressing anyone; something that you did in your very first post, if I recall.

So, if you feel that you are essentially more decent and ladylike than myself, I encourage you to demonstrate that fact.

In the meantime, I will endeavor to live up to the title that has been assigned to me by people on this site who have witnessed my own behaviour and manner for some time now.

May I also point out, that I have not come onto your favorite forum and inserted myself into your fellowship with other like minded companions and addressed them all as "bitches", nor have I employed any other profane expressions?

Most Properly Yours,

Handmaiden

Reading the bible doesn't make you Lady-like. It makes you religious; something completely different.

You call her out, saying that she's going to hell for her sins. Her sin is simply being different. You know what will actually happen here? YOU will burn in the fiery pits of hell because you're not accepting another human being.

Regardless of race, gender, and sexual preferences, she is still a human. Her decision to fall in love with either gender is not a sin, nor will it effect your life.

As I said before, let the girl fall in love with whoever she likes, as it does not concern you, nor god.

[Levi Jones]

Re: Hello, I am a derp :B

Reading the bible doesn't make you Lady-like. It makes you religious; something completely different.

You call her out, saying that she's going to hell for her sins. Her sin is simply being different. You know what will actually happen here? YOU will burn in the fiery pits of hell because you're not accepting another human being.

Very hardcore atheist, telling someone they will burn in hell.

Can you show me where in the Bible it says that?

[proteastantguy]

Re: Hello, I am a derp :B

Bi-sexual is a lie. You cannot be a fornicator of both men and women at the same time. You are either heterosexual or homosexual.

SURA 17
32. And go not nigh to fornication; surely it is an indecency and an evil way.

Would you please stop quoting from your satanistic book?

[HardcoreAtheist]

Re: Hello, I am a derp :B

Very hardcore atheist, telling someone they will burn in hell.

Can you show me where in the Bible it says that?

Im not religious for a reason. Just looking at your comment, I can see the bible corrupts you into only believing the pages of that book, instead of following your heart and soul. You believe in a book that was found in a tomb, written by an old man who might've been delusional. I'm not saying he is, so you can put down your pitchfork.

There are many sides to the bible; sides you'll probably never know because you are so opinionated and controlled. Do you believe you're following what god truely wants? Or maybe you're following what you THINK god wants.

In my mind, Im sure god wants all humans to live in peace, without war or discrimination. No, I do not believe he's our lord and savior, but I do believe there is something out there.

For you to deny someone's right to love another human being.. Don't you think that your actions are that of a savage beast?