[Grace]

Re: Hello Brothers and Sisters

Hello uncle Deaner!!! hello uncle Pastor Ezekiel. Hello Mommy. Aren't I clever? I made promises to the Messican Gardener and look................ he let me use his Computer.
I like it here. Lots of nice people to talk to especially as I haven't seen very many people for a long time. It's dark down here but with this laptop Computer I can see a bit better.
It's true, I had a Goth boyfriend for a little while but he made Demons go into my head and made me do some naughty things.
I've been crying because I saw that I won't be going to heaven any more.
It's God's will.

I have to let the Messican man come now and keep my promises.

I still love Jesus.

[JennyD]

Re: Hello Brothers and Sisters

I have to let the Messican man come now and keep my promises.

I still love Jesus.

LMT, I believe the Jesus you want to be loving is the Son of God, not "Hay-Seuss" the gardener, who spells his Mexican't name the same way as our beloved Jesus.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Hello Brothers and Sisters

I am sorry for all your problems, my question is, why were you shot?

Because we are compassionate Christians.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Hello Brothers and Sisters

Sister Talitha, may I respectfully ask what the Accident was. Was it one of those "around the house" type freak accidents, we talked about earlier ?

"Freak accidents" do seem to happen with an uncommon frequency around Talitha's house, don't they?

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: Hello Brothers and Sisters

"Freak accidents" do seem to happen with an uncommon frequency around Talitha's house, don't they?

Listen Wobbles and Bores. Accident's can happen to ANYBODY.

Why, I, myself accidently shot my poor dear departed Milbert while cleaning his gun http://www.landoverbaptist.org/thest.../daisymae.html and then there was time that my nigra house boy decided to kill himself and shot himself in the back 3 times.

These things happen. Now apologize to Sister Tali for being so cruel.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Hello Brothers and Sisters

Listen Wobbles and Bores. Accident's can happen to ANYBODY.

Why, I, myself accidently shot my poor dear departed Milbert while cleaning his gun http://www.landoverbaptist.org/thest.../daisymae.html and then there was time that my nigra house boy decided to kill himself and shot himself in the back 3 times.

These things happen. Now apologize to Sister Tali for being so cruel.

You "accidentally" shot your husband while cleaning his gun? Right. I don't suppose that "accident" had anything to to with the fact that Tater looks a lot more like Zeke than he does Milbert, does it?

And how exactly does a person shoot himself IN THE BACK? Shooting onself in the back once would be next to impossible, but 3 times? Give up the innocent act.

[Grace]

Re: Hello Brothers and Sisters

You "accidentally" shot your husband while cleaning his gun? Right. I don't suppose that "accident" had anything to to with the fact that Tater looks a lot more like Zeke than he does Milbert, does it?

And how exactly does a person shoot himself IN THE BACK? Shooting onself in the back once would be next to impossible, but 3 times? Give up the innocent act.

Don't you go saying nasty things to my auntie Thumper you horrid lady.

Accidents happen in the home all of the time.

Even daddy died outide of our house one day. I miss daddy, he used to hug me and stuff and tell me I was his Princess.
Mummy never says it to me.

[Talitha]

Re: Hello Brothers and Sisters

Even daddy died outide of our house one day. I miss daddy, he used to hug me and stuff and tell me I was his Princess.
Mummy never says it to me.

Thats just not true you little brat Princess.

If you keep saying things like that people are going to think I'm an evil child-molesting soul-less atheist

Now tell the truth or I'll lock you up in that cupboard again. After a good beating of course.

[SUV]

Re: Hello Brothers and Sisters

?Que Tal?

?Como Tu Frijole - How you BEAN?

Sorry - your Name just reminded me that I'd better get to practicing America's new unOfficial Official language: Spanish.