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  • Mistress Cookie
    Petite pearl of Baptist womanhood
    True Christian™
    • Jul 2008
    • 6790

    #31
    Re: The Introduction to 'D'

    Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
    I still have yet to see an apology from you for insulting us and blaspheming God. But I guess common courtesy and manners are too much to expect from an atheist.
    Gentle Brother, I think he is but learning to walk on new Christian legs for the first time. Like a shaky foal, he is staggering under the weight of the new experience, in the first (blinding) True Light of God™s Love.

    These are just my thoughts, Brother. I truly do not mean to contradict, or offer up contrariness.

    Can we not offer him True Christian™ mercy, and realize he has been steeped in the devil's sin so long that he cannot think of the niceties of apology, now? Yes, he has persecuted us. But does not the Lord™ bid us in Matthew 5:10 and Matthew 5:11 to welcome the persecution? ("Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven." / "Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.")

    He has joined a Christian community for the first time...and by doing so has taken a great step away from the darkness. PRAISE!

    Oh Dear Lord™ on High, please look down on your lost lamb, the Captain, and let him be Born Again™ in your blessed blood. Save him from pernicious temptation, and please please let him learn from You, through us, who are but humble servants unto You. Please let the scales fall from the Captain's eyes, and let him see Your face. Oh Lord™, do let him see Your face. Dear sweet Lord™, let him see the face of Him. In Jesus' name, Amen. Love, your - - - Cookie

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    • CaptainFool
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      • Nov 2010
      • 16

      #32
      Re: The Introduction to 'D'

      Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
      Do you see True Christians™ joining your atheist forums to attack you?

      I still have yet to see an apology from you for insulting us and blaspheming God. But I guess common courtesy and manners are too much to expect from an atheist.
      you'd never apologize to me, would you. You've been bashing atheists, I posted one video and politely answered questions.
      This space is reserved for the posting of KJV Scripture ONLY. --ADMIN

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      • CaptainFool
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        • Nov 2010
        • 16

        #33
        Re: The Introduction to 'D'

        Originally posted by Mistress Cookie View Post
        Gentle Brother, I think he is but learning to walk on new Christian legs for the first time. Like a shaky foal, he is staggering under the weight of the new experience, in the first (blinding) True Light of God™s Love.

        These are just my thoughts, Brother. I truly do not mean to contradict, or offer up contrariness.

        Can we not offer him True Christian™ mercy, and realize he has been steeped in the devil's sin so long that he cannot think of the niceties of apology, now? Yes, he has persecuted us. But does not the Lord™ bid us to welcome the persecution?

        He has joined a Christian community for the first time...and by doing so has taken a great step away from the darkness. PRAISE!

        Oh Dear Lord™ on High, please look down on your lost lamb, the Captain, and let him be Born Again™ in your blessed blood. Save him from pernicious temptation, and please please let him learn from You, through us, who are but humble servants unto You. Please let the scales fall from the Captain's eyes, and let him see Your face. Oh Lord™, do let him see Your face. Dear sweet Lord™, let him see the face of Him. In Jesus' name, Amen. Love, your - - - Cookie
        Thank you very much for being far more understanding!
        This space is reserved for the posting of KJV Scripture ONLY. --ADMIN

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        • CaptainFool
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          • Nov 2010
          • 16

          #34
          Re: The Introduction to 'D'

          Hahaha apparently "D" stands for "Fool" Thank you Ezekiel!
          This space is reserved for the posting of KJV Scripture ONLY. --ADMIN

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          • Rev. M. Rodimer
            Honorary True Christian™
            Forum Member
            • May 2008
            • 13996

            #35
            Re: The Introduction to 'D'

            Originally posted by CaptainFool View Post
            you'd never apologize to me, would you. You've been bashing atheists, I posted one video and politely answered questions.
            You posted one blasphemous and insulting video as your introduction in a religious community. This is the online equivalent of walking into a church service, defecating on the floor, and wiping yourself with a Bible . . . then wondering why people don't want to shake your hand and give you a cup of coffee.

            You have behaved exactly as we have come to expect from you atheists: Rude, insulting, and utterly devoid of class.
            Bible boring? Nonsense!
            Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
            You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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            • Gabriel Reproba
              Head Attorney of Landover's Legal Team
              The Most Honest Lawyer in America
              True Christian™
              • Nov 2009
              • 2479

              #36
              Re: The Introduction to 'D'

              Originally posted by CaptainFool View Post
              I am open to all ideas...

              Really? How about the idea that there is no moon orbiting around Earth? How about the idea that gravity is a force that causes pieces of matter to repel each other? How about the idea that you should tell all children to stand outside all day and stare at te sun without blinking?

              You are not REALLY open to ALL ideas, so don't say that you are!
              Yours In Christ,

              Gabriel Reproba, Esq. (Lawyer for the Lord)

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              Reading only the parts of the Bible your pastor tells you to (those that make you feel warm and fuzzy) is nothing but mental and spiritual masturbation. Read the WHOLE Bible to find out what Christianity is REALLY all about! Only then can you talk to us about why we try so hard to save people from Hell.

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              • CaptainFool
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                • Nov 2010
                • 16

                #37
                Re: The Introduction to 'D'

                Originally posted by Gabriel Reproba View Post
                Really? How about the idea that there is no moon orbiting around Earth? How about the idea that gravity is a force that causes pieces of matter to repel each other? How about the idea that you should tell all children to stand outside all day and stare at te sun without blinking?

                You are not REALLY open to ALL ideas, so don't say that you are!
                You sir, have quite the sense of humor. How about telling children that they were made by an all knowing wizard that lives in the sky but no one can find him because he is that magical. He also made everything, ever, with his super magic powers. How about the fact that females are less than males because a piece of paper said so.

                I am open to all ideas, at least, ideas with logical and intelligent reasoning behind them.
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