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  • ShadowusMaximus
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    • Nov 2010
    • 8

    #1

    Hello all,

    Just wondering what goes on in the big round world we live in todaay,

    also thought id leave some of my enjoyment; so catchy!

  • Lisa H
    Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
    True Christian™
    • Jun 2010
    • 5070

    #2
    Re: Hello all,

    Originally posted by ShadowusMaximus View Post
    Just wondering what goes on in the big round world we live in todaay,
    Try reading the newspaper and the Bible

    Originally posted by ShadowusMaximus View Post
    also thought id leave some of my enjoyment; so catchy!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2x2W1...sr:):thumbsup:
    No Thanks. It sounds like the devil on drugs.
    Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
    Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
    Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
    Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
    Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
    Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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    • Melvin K. Dobbs
      Forum Member
      Forum Member
      • Nov 2010
      • 59

      #3
      Re: Hello all,

      Originally posted by ShadowusMaximus View Post
      Just wondering what goes on in the big round world we live in todaay,

      also thought id leave some of my enjoyment; so catchy!

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2x2W1...sr:):thumbsup:
      The world is flat. And welcome to God's favorite forum. Enjoy your stay.

      YIC,
      Melvin K. Dobbs.
      "In this was manifested the love of God toward us, because that God sent his only begotten Son into the world, that we might live through him." 1 John 4:9

      "A soft answer turneth away wrath, but grievous words stir up anger." Proverbs 15:1

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      • Gabriel Reproba
        Head Attorney of Landover's Legal Team
        The Most Honest Lawyer in America
        True Christian™
        • Nov 2009
        • 2479

        #4
        Re: Hello all,

        Originally posted by ShadowusMaximus View Post
        Just wondering what goes on in the big round world we live in todaay,

        also thought id leave some of my enjoyment; so catchy!

        http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2x2W12A8Qow&feature=fvsr

        Welcome! What church do you belong to? What is your favorite Bible verse?

        Forgive me if I don't click on that link, but my JesOS software says it might contain sinful content. What is it?
        Yours In Christ,

        Gabriel Reproba, Esq. (Lawyer for the Lord)

        Further reading to help you become a True Christian™

        Stoning Sinners: A How-To Guide
        Scientific Study: Bible is NOT "All About Love"
        The One Sin Jesus Says He Won't EVER Forgive!
        Should we only follow SOME of the Bible?
        How will YOU sacrifice your kids?
        20 Questions To See If Your Son Is A Fag
        God: Dress Like A Whore...Get Raped!
        Bible: If You Love Your Wife, Beat Her!
        Logic and Bible Agree: Gay is a choice!
        Nursery Rhymes Teach kids that Christ is Lord!
        There is no such thing as an "agnostic!"
        Science: People are Only Islamic Because They are Depressed!

        Reading only the parts of the Bible your pastor tells you to (those that make you feel warm and fuzzy) is nothing but mental and spiritual masturbation. Read the WHOLE Bible to find out what Christianity is REALLY all about! Only then can you talk to us about why we try so hard to save people from Hell.

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        • Rev. M. Rodimer
          Honorary True Christian™
          Forum Member
          • May 2008
          • 13996

          #5
          Re: Hello all,

          Originally posted by ShadowusMaximus View Post
          Just wondering what goes on in the big round world we live in todaay,

          also thought id leave some of my enjoyment; so catchy!

          http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2x2W12A8Qow&feature=fvsr
          That was . . . what's the word . . . "Craptacular".

          What does it have to do with praising Jesus, exactly?

          You are aware that this is a Christian church discussion forum, right?
          Bible boring? Nonsense!
          Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
          You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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          • ShadowusMaximus
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            • Nov 2010
            • 8

            #6
            Re: Hello all,

            Originally posted by Gabriel Reproba View Post
            Welcome! What church do you belong to? What is your favorite Bible verse?

            Forgive me if I don't click on that link, but my JesOS software says it might contain sinful content. What is it?
            itz the link i mean is an awesome guy singing the song for the cherry chocolate soda, dr pepper a few yrs ago.

            fav verse is Ezekiel 25:17

            no church as of yet, but if you watch Boon Dock Saints movie, i think that would be an awesome church

            oh and question; what do you know of a 'Pedia Bear'? what has he got to do with feet? thank you and gb

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            • ShadowusMaximus
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              Under Investigation
              • Nov 2010
              • 8

              #7
              Re: Hello all,

              oh almost forgot, does anyone live in my area? U.S.A. Washington State, Lynnwood, 98087.

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              • Gabriel Reproba
                Head Attorney of Landover's Legal Team
                The Most Honest Lawyer in America
                True Christian™
                • Nov 2009
                • 2479

                #8
                Re: Hello all,

                Originally posted by ShadowusMaximus View Post
                itz the link i mean is an awesome guy singing the song for the cherry chocolate soda, dr pepper a few yrs ago.
                There is some doctrinal debate as to whether or not Jesus wants us to drink Cherry Chocolate Sodas. I have held off until the matter is settled by the council.



                fav verse is Ezekiel 25:17
                As yes! "And I will execute great vengeance upon them with furious rebukes; and they shall know that I am the LORD, when I shall lay my vengeance upon them."

                A FINE example of why we all want to be True Christians!


                no church as of yet, but if you watch Boon Dock Saints movie, i think that would be an awesome church
                I don't think that film is on our approved viewing list. Is it a Godly movie?

                oh and question; what do you know of a 'Pedia Bear'? what has he got to do with feet? thank you and gb
                Are you thinking of panda bears?
                Yours In Christ,

                Gabriel Reproba, Esq. (Lawyer for the Lord)

                Further reading to help you become a True Christian™

                Stoning Sinners: A How-To Guide
                Scientific Study: Bible is NOT "All About Love"
                The One Sin Jesus Says He Won't EVER Forgive!
                Should we only follow SOME of the Bible?
                How will YOU sacrifice your kids?
                20 Questions To See If Your Son Is A Fag
                God: Dress Like A Whore...Get Raped!
                Bible: If You Love Your Wife, Beat Her!
                Logic and Bible Agree: Gay is a choice!
                Nursery Rhymes Teach kids that Christ is Lord!
                There is no such thing as an "agnostic!"
                Science: People are Only Islamic Because They are Depressed!

                Reading only the parts of the Bible your pastor tells you to (those that make you feel warm and fuzzy) is nothing but mental and spiritual masturbation. Read the WHOLE Bible to find out what Christianity is REALLY all about! Only then can you talk to us about why we try so hard to save people from Hell.

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                • Rev. M. Rodimer
                  Honorary True Christian™
                  Forum Member
                  • May 2008
                  • 13996

                  #9
                  Re: Hello all,

                  Originally posted by ShadowusMaximus View Post
                  oh almost forgot, does anyone live in my area? U.S.A. Washington State, Lynnwood, 98087.
                  This is not a dating site, nor is it some sort of Dr. Pepper-addict hookup site.

                  This is a Christian church's discussion forum.

                  If you are not here to discuss Jesus and the Bible, you should seek out a more appropriate forum.
                  Bible boring? Nonsense!
                  Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                  You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                  • BelieverInGod
                    Fourm Member
                    Forum Member
                    • Feb 2010
                    • 9269

                    #10
                    Re: Hello all,

                    Originally posted by ShadowusMaximus View Post
                    oh almost forgot, does anyone live in my area? U.S.A. Washington State, Lynnwood, 98087.
                    You live at Albertsons? Or are you really just a smart monkey from the Ash Way Pet Store?

                    Perhaps the monkey is here to prove evolution?
                    Drama queen

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                    • ShadowusMaximus
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                      Under Investigation
                      • Nov 2010
                      • 8

                      #11
                      Re: Hello all,

                      Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post
                      You live at Albertsons? Or are you really just a smart monkey from the Ash Way Pet Store?

                      Perhaps the monkey is here to prove evolution?
                      Well aren't you a real Captain America! im trying to /b/
                      nice and you just want to flame, well ok then here a nice little insert for you too. S-D-E-A-C-N-T-C-U-E-M-M-S-O-E-N-M-K-P-E-R-Y-A-S !!!!!

                      hint: take out sectum sempra. which is what i would use personally if it were real

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                      • BelieverInGod
                        Fourm Member
                        Forum Member
                        • Feb 2010
                        • 9269

                        #12
                        Re: Hello all,

                        Originally posted by ShadowusMaximus View Post
                        Well aren't you a real Captain America! im trying to /b/
                        nice and you just want to flame, well ok then here a nice little insert for you too. S-D-E-A-C-N-T-C-U-E-M-M-S-O-E-N-M-K-P-E-R-Y-A-S !!!!!

                        hint: take out sectum sempra. which is what i would use personally if it were real
                        Oh, yeah another /b/tard, we haven't had one of those in what 20 or 30 minutes

                        Did you really think that nobody on this board would know Washington State?

                        And it's one that wants to cast magic spells from Harry Potter on me (but remember, that book is GOOD! )

                        Proverbs 14:9 Fools make a mock at sin: but among the righteous there is favour.
                        Drama queen

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